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Random First Lines:I sarted writed this on my old prophile but I forget my password so Im writing here Its my first thing so its a bit wonky but its good I'm startin... » Read
This is the first chapters of a novel I began 8 years ago. I'm going to rework the second half but for now here are the first bits. Its nothing too serious - just a little light entertainment. No proper title yet either.
Meet Naomi McCarthy...her life kind of goes like this:
Dad just put an egg in the microwave...
I'm hiding in my room, since I just heard him yell "And there she blows!" Like he's whale-watching or something.
Please, please, please don't let him come up here. I've been exposed...