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Silly idea but if you like Monty Python and crazy british eccentricity you should get a pretty good idea of the look of the characters, sound of their voices etc. Some distasteful images but I don't think it crosses the line. For US readers it may be worth tapping in a search for 'Lembit Opik'...
I wrote this a while ago, then lost it...typical me. anyways, it was about a close friend of mine, and she didn't want me around anymore. but since i lost this poem/song/thingy we've worked things out.
By Amity Willows
The adventures of fishy cow. :D