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By Michael Winter
George W. Bush, retired now, has an AHA! moment when he discovers that Freedom Fries --- the name invented for french fries when Europe refused to go to war with him in 2003 ---were a bad idea. Things move from there in ways that are generally tasteless, inconsiderate, and histrionic --- think...
Dry cure our leaves to use in any shape or form;
We are feel good tobacco;
Cut, slice, puree, sundry or however you use,
Pasta and pizza tasteless without us;
We are juicy tomatoes;
MAN THE WHALES!!!!!!!!!!
(I slowly took charge of the situation, I had an object and the
element of quietness, while he only lay naked to my object. I walked faster as
he opened his car door, holding it open, "You have nice hands." I kicked his
head and moved him to the next seat.)- Anatomy of Lies
About our times at the Carnival
Just can't help it LOL
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Burgers and Fries..hmmm..hmmmm..good...fat and grease and red meat...