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SANTA STILL ON THE RUN

By Tyr Annassassi  (booksie.com)

Santa still at large as a fugitive after his successful hit on the Easter Bunny.

Article | Updated Jul 31, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Santa,Easter,Bunny,Jesus,Satire,Christmas,Humor,Funny,Comedy

SANTA DOES A DRIVE BY ON THE EASTER BUNNY

By Tyr Annassassi  (booksie.com)

Santa and the Easter Bunny have a falling out.

Article | Updated Jul 31, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Santa,Easter,Bunny,Jesus,Christmas,Funny,Humor,Satire

The Queen, Mistress, And Viola Player

By Rainbowsprinkles  (booksie.com)

This is a story based on actual events a few months ago. No, I am not Queen of Florida.

Short Story | Updated Jul 30, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Hisory,Historical,Fiction,Alana,Alex,Savannah,Queens,Queen,Mistress,Viola,Player,Musical,Instruments,Funny,Cute

sam5ive55

Unwanted Queen

By Sam5ive55  (booksie.com)

A girl who is taken un willingly into the world of vampires to be their queen.

Novel | Updated Jul 30, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Romance,Vampires,Queen,King,Unwanted,Hard,Life,Funny,Warrior

sam5ive55

Dragoste

By Sam5ive55  (booksie.com)

They once traveled the world together for fun. No he wants her for himself.

Short Story | Updated Jul 30, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Love,Romance,Travel,Romania,Horses,Fear,Funny,Cars

Kinda Funny

By Lifedoesntsuckafterall  (booksie.com)

a little song im working on

Miscellaneous | Updated Jul 30, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Ha,Funny,Weird,Song,Indie,Fun,Kinda

Reflexology Class

By Jesscscott  (booksie.com)

The narrator shares the "ancient Chinese secret" picked up from a Zen monk, during one of her travels.

Short Story | Updated Jul 29, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Chinese,Asian,Humor,Funny,Story,Health,Friends,Dating,Zen

Professor Daniel

By Vanillabear  (booksie.com)

About a bunch of idiots and daniel

Short Story | Updated Jul 29, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Murder,People,Daniel

sarcasum

Sarcasum's VERY 1St Challenge!!!!!!

By Sarcasum  (booksie.com)

Okay so...just look below.

Short Story | Updated Jul 28, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 10
Tags: Challenge,Roxanne,Courtney,Love,Romance,Humor,Other,Funny,Sad,Happy,Mad

mariaaaarod

Forever Is Thatway

By Mariaaaarod  (booksie.com)

Kendra just meet her new neighbor. will he be her new friend or new boyfriend?. Will she know in time?

Novel | Updated Jul 26, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Romance,Love,Sex,Sad,Happy,Funny

candy1000

Bloodline By Kevin Brooks

By Candy1000  (booksie.com)

Its written by Kevin Brooks, a great author that usually writes exciting books. The book is not very thick. I liked this book, because it happened things that you didn't thought would happen. This book was little funny at the beginning.

Book Review | Updated Jul 26, 2009 | Reads: 124 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Thrilling,Little,Funny,Things,You,Don't,Think,Happen

That's Just The Way I Roll

By Adypants  (booksie.com)

An article about the Jonas Brothers I wrote for my music blog. Enjoy and please comment, here or on the blog. Be sure to check out the other articles my friend kmi and I have posted there! :)

Article | Updated Jul 26, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jonas,Brothers,Nick,Joe,Kevin,Music,Disney,Generic,Funny,Article,Fan

miss_murder

Anya, The Guarding Angel

By Miss Murder  (booksie.com)

Guardian angels are the ones who guard human beings. They live on earth, but in an unseen island which lies in the center of the world. They call it “Avana”. The guardian angels job was to leave Avana and do their everyday job of watching over humans while Angelina the queen of the...

Novel | Updated Jul 26, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Miss,Murder,Novel,Ania,The,Guarding,Angel,Fantasy,Action,Adventure,Comic,Funny,Politics,Countries,World,Peace,Wars,Shadows,Forces,Of

adypants

Unfamiliar Territory

By Adypants  (booksie.com)

I wrote this for a thoroughly enjoyable assignment: to write a short story placing 6 phrases in proper context:

Short Story | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Unfamiliar,Territory,Alternative,Cure,Pink,Floyd,Funny,Anal,Conservative,Parody,Lucy,Universe,Strange,Absurd,Nonsense,Desmond

adypants

Psycho Homo: A Parody Of American Psycho

By Adypants  (booksie.com)

For possibly one of the most terrifically fun and vague assignments I've ever had, write a parody of something, I wrote a parody of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho. I thought I should put it up as it's something I really enjoyed writing, and I hope everyone else will enjoy it as well. :D

Short Story | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Bret,Easton,Ellis,Evan,Adam,Kenji,Homo,Gay,Homosexual,Bar,Evolve,Insides,Humor,Parody,Funny,Horror,Killer,Crazy


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