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By Seaweed  (booksie.com)

Edward, a nerdy superhero, attempts to be a hero in a time of villains.

Short Story | Updated Jan 3, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Exciting,Science,Fiction,Edward,Erkel,Iv,Brains,Funny,Popular,Nerd,Short,Story


Emmett's Adventure With Nessie

By Gabbytwilightgirl  (booksie.com)

This is what happens when you let Emmett and Nessie out! lol

Short Story | Updated Jan 3, 2010 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 5
Tags: Fairs,Ufo,Emmett,Nessie,Rose,Edward,Bella,Funny,Pissed,Tang,Jasper,Alice

The Slytherin Princess

By Kendlecrowwaite  (booksie.com)

Draco and Noah have been best friends since they were little. Will everything soon change between the two of them?

Short Story | Updated Jan 2, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Harry,Potter,Draco,Malfoy,Romance,Funny,Cute


Kissing Death Book One: Opposites Attract

By Zerog57  (booksie.com)

"Are you going to kill me," I asked as he grabbed my wrists, laying on top of me on the bed. "Not yet, love. Not yet," he whispered and then kissed me.

Novel | Updated Jan 1, 2010 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 20 | Likes: 100
Tags: Forbidden,Love,Wrong,Vampire,Human,Werewolf,Young,Adult,Romance,Candy,Sam,Ricky,Creeps,Kind,Of,Funny,Evil,Horror


A List, A Death And Two New Adventures

By Themugglepuff  (booksie.com)

Meet Hannah. A socially awkward nerd with absolutely nothing but school going on in her life. One day she opens the door to find Jack, the boy of her dreams. Jack convinces Hannah to skip school and go on a spontaneous road trip with him. She tags along and has the experience of a life time....

Novel | Updated Jan 1, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Love,Friendship,Gnomes,Romance,Adventures,Funny,Alcohol,Nerds,Harry,Potter,John,Green,Awesome,Nerdfighters,Nerdfighter

Ode To Randomness

By Asterael  (booksie.com)

Just some stuff I made to cheer myself up. Nothing special, but quite amusing to the witty folk among us

Short Story | Updated Dec 31, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 36
Tags: Humor,Funny,Random,Randomness

About An Old Man

By Ashley The Ninja  (booksie.com)

Fred is a 90 year old man who finds himself in a very confusing and awkward situation. Hullucinations, day dreams, and mythical creatures. WEIRD. It may seem boring or whatever at first but KEEP READING IT GETS BETTER! Lol. :) My sister helped me write this and we have very strange minds. It...

Novel | Updated Dec 30, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Weird,Random,Funny,Banana,Hammock,Hippogriff,Fred,Santa

Gal Gingerbread

By Badbadpoet  (booksie.com)

A funny holiday poem for you to enjoy and tell your friends!

Poetry | Updated Dec 29, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Holiday,Comedic,Writing,Funny,Poetry

Spider Spins And Then

By Laura Eggers  (booksie.com)

Inspired just a moment ago, as often I am.

Poetry | Updated Dec 28, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Spider,Humor,Life,Poetry,Funny

At The Mall

By Neonpenguintheauthor  (booksie.com)

One Day there was these chicks hanging out, Madisyn, Justine , Lily, Michelle, Karighan, there running around the mall, like retards :). theen a reaally ugly guy goes up to michelle and says "wanna hang out?" Michelle screams,slaps him really hard and then runs away. The guy looks at everyone...

Short Story | Updated Dec 28, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Adventure,Comedy


The Slip Chapter 1 Part 1

By Seeleyboothfan  (booksie.com)

This is about a young women who while looking for the man who claims to be her father meets someone. with his help she hopes to find the man. this book will be full of fun and action.

Novel | Updated Dec 28, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Mystery,Funny,Classic


Cook For You (Fall For You By Secondhand Serenade Parody)

By Nocturnallife453  (booksie.com)

My friend and I made this as a little joke.(;

Poetry | Updated Dec 27, 2009 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 11
Tags: Fall,For,You,Cook,Secondhand,Serenade,Remix,Song,Funny

Shadow People

By Blackshadow  (booksie.com)

Esmerlda moves into a new unfimliar town that feels like not single living thing has been there in a century. Emerelda moves into a brand new house, not knowing why beacause her parents have never told that truth about moving. When she finally gets settled into the home strange things happen....

Book | Updated Dec 27, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Haunted,Funny,Dumb,Creepy,Mystery,Adventure,Cool,Bright


*TOP 10 Funny Insults*

By Swirly Me  (booksie.com)

you want to show who's boss? You are dry, sarcastic and cool. Well, square your shoulders and read these, you will definitely love them!

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 26, 2009 | Reads: 141 | Comments: 11 | Likes: 19
Tags: Funny,Hilarious,Sarcastic,Insulting,Combacks

Yo Mama Jokes!!!

By Kittykallous333  (booksie.com)

I hope you like "Yo Mama" jokes! I'll update these as I think of or hear more! A friend of mine and I are always getting into joke wars, so here's some of our favorites!!! WARNING: Some use foul language!

Novel | Updated Dec 24, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Jokes,Yo,Mama,Your,Mother,Funny,Fun,Ha,Haha

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