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Math Class Distraction

By Criticalgeorge  (booksie.com)

This was a poem I was writing during my math class. The class is full of a bunch of delinquints that know nothing of respect, and they continued to get on my nerves so I wrote a quick poem to calm my nerves. It has become pretty popular with my friends.

Poetry | Updated Jan 12, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 5
Tags: Humor,Funny,Enjoyable,Real,School,Math


It's Funny, It's Drama, It's Steamy, It's...Sirius?

By Xxsnufflesxx  (booksie.com)

Hi! My name is Tori! And welcome to my seventh year! Tori is best friends with the Marauders and their seventh year is supposed to be a peice of cake...well except for the fact that they have NEWTS this year. But, when the Christmas holidays roll around drama follows it. Will Tori be able to...

Novel | Updated Jan 11, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 6
Tags: It's,Funny,Drama,Steamy,Sirius,?


Three Littlemonkey's

By Antony 123  (booksie.com)

something alott softer and less offensive no swear words

Poetry | Updated Jan 11, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Funny,Kids,Humour,Lol,Monkey,Sex,Drum's

Just A Little Puppy Dog

By Paperbackman  (booksie.com)

i was board, poetry time

Short Story | Updated Jan 11, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 4
Tags: Just,A,Puppy,Dog,Humor,Silly,Funny


Get 'Em With Comedy (School Elections Speech

By Angelica Walker  (booksie.com)

The speech I wrote for my friend in our class election. The solutions are kind of weird, but they do fix problems! Fat kids running on treadmills? Less obesity and natural power!

Miscellaneous | Updated Jan 11, 2009 | Reads: 1255 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: American,Elections,School,Politics,Humor,Political,Cartoon,Funny,Speech


The Family Pets

By Angelica Walker  (booksie.com)

Another limerick!

Poetry | Updated Jan 11, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Dog,Hog,Frog,Flea,Animals,Pets,Family,Brother,Sister,Limerick,Comedy,Funny,Humor


The Super Fat 70's Pig!

By Angelica Walker  (booksie.com)

A lymeric.

Poetry | Updated Jan 11, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Pig,Disco,Dance,Seventies,70's,Fat,Funny,Humor,Limerick


Nieztche Stories: Under The Blue Moon

By Venustus  (booksie.com)

Under The Blue Moon is the epic story of Luc Rossi. Nicknamed Satre,he is a rare mix of a French man with Roman roots and an Italian woman with Greek roots. As few as they are,people like him are called Nieztches.By day he is a quite normal but excellent criminal lawyer. However,by night he is...

Novel | Updated Jan 10, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 2
Tags: Adventure,Magic,Romance,Funny


The Curious Case Of Billie Buckle Part:2

By Tigerlily961  (booksie.com)

Part 2 of the Hit short story "The Curious Case of Billie Buckle"

Short Story | Updated Jan 10, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Sad,Mysterious,Funny,Fun,Cool,Exciting,Heartbreaking


The 70's Energy Crisis, Redux.

By Snobol4  (booksie.com)

How I grew to hate Master Blaster and his simple vocabulary.

Short Story | Updated Jan 9, 2009 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 4
Tags: Humor,Relationships,Love,Intimacy,Movies,Funny,Problems,Sex

I LOVE A........

By Setsunalove111  (booksie.com)

Weeeeee! ^.^ my friend made this.

Short Story | Updated Jan 7, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Kira,Death,Note,Funny,Cats


The Sexy Banana

By Star Atreyu  (booksie.com)

The sexy banana is a banana that was created under the rule of Wally the Watermelon. He's sexy enough to do anything, but not everybody likes him.

Short Story | Updated Jan 5, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: The,Sexy,Banana,Humor,Funny,Random,Dumb,Stupid


Ninja Tips For Healthy Living

By Deelee  (booksie.com)

this is on a poster i have and i just thought i would share it. ******I DO NOT OWN THIS******

Miscellaneous | Updated Jan 3, 2009 | Reads: 165 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Ninja,Tips,Healthy,Living,Funny

Insight Into The Person That Is Me

By Usefullyrandomoptimist  (booksie.com)

Sooo... This is it... Well Its Not Really Actually. THis is Just a Little Thing I'm Doing Awaiting My Actual Novel, Book, tale, Call it What you Will, Story. This, My Dear Booksie Friends, is EXACTLY what the label says. An Insight into me. Its Just a Collections Or Random Things i Feel Like...

Novel | Updated Jan 3, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Random,Talking,Humour,Funny,Diary,Blog,Mayonnaise,Spam,Spammers,Rant,Ramble,Nice,Teenage,Girl,Publicity,Advertising,Non-fiction,Usefullyrandomoptimist


My Heart Won't Quit

By Nid  (booksie.com)

Read this funny poem about my heart which will not quit loving her

Poetry | Updated Jan 1, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 20
Tags: Heart,Love,Romance,Sad,Funny

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