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This Song For Pooh ('This Song For You' Parody)

By Thepurelight7  (booksie.com)

A parody of 'This Song For You' by Boy Hits Car. This is physical proof that Winnie The Pooh+Lovecore=Awesome.

Poetry | Updated Aug 26, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Winnie,The,Pooh,Parody,This,Song,For,You,Boy,Hits,Car,Funny,Humorous,Eeyore,Piglet,Tigger


The Twilight War

By Fantasyandromancewriter  (booksie.com)

The Twilight War!

Short Story | Updated Aug 25, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 11
Tags: Twilight,Vampires,Stephenie,Meyer,Catholic,Christian,War,Funny,Hilarious,Harry,Potter,Romance,Wizards,Rape,Stupid,Sucks,Fun,Peace,Immotality


Closing The Ring (Terry's Challenge)

By Katzenjammer  (booksie.com)

We needed to add the line "“My name is ___ and I don’t have a friend in the world” and to kill Ezekiel, who is the hero in a story that Terry start to wrote and couldnt finish. anyway I had no intention to do his dirty work all by myself... My first challenge. It's a...

Poetry | Updated Aug 25, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 4
Tags: Humor,Tragic,Challenge,Terry,Death,Funny,Thriller,Yada

Young And Naive, We Are.

By Haiileymichael  (booksie.com)

Anya and Haylen are finally setting off for their spring break away from their tiny home.

Novel | Updated Aug 25, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Kaulitz,Travel,Bus,Fun,Funny,Comedy,Humor,Hotel,Tokio,Bill,Tom,Gustav,Georg,Fabio

Teen Emo Chapter 1

By Blackwriter13  (booksie.com)

This story is based on a emo kid named kyle and his life isnt what you call perfect..read more to find out!

Poetry | Updated Aug 24, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 8
Tags: €mo,Blank,Dark,Funny,Life,Less

Falling For Yoohoo

By Thepurelight7  (booksie.com)

A parody of the song 'Falling For You' by Taking Back Sunday... Maybe... Some people claim that "This song isn't by TBS! It's by Student Rick! Every lyrics site on Earth is WRONG! I'm the singer of Student Rick's DAD!" Anyway, enjoy the song...

Poetry | Updated Aug 24, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Falling,For,You,Parody,Yoohoo,Chocolate,Drink,Funny,Song,Lyrics,Humor,Romance


Holy Spit!

By Casey526  (booksie.com)

A relaxing bike ride quickly turns to condemnation. However, the rider is quickly reminded of the age-old saying "Don't judge a book by its cover." I wrote this story for a writing class and quit a few people enjoyed it. Hopefully, it will bring a smile to your face too. :)

Short Story | Updated Aug 23, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Religion,Jesus,Funny


The Amazing Adventures Of Mel And Secret Agent

By Sanelunatic  (booksie.com)

I wrote this when I was eleven and it was for a film me and my friends made. It is completely random and we attempted to send it to a film director but I don't think it worked XD We filmed it at my house and yes there is a sequel, I just want to see if anyone likes it first =) Here's the cast,...

Script | Updated Aug 23, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 4
Tags: Script,Humor,Funny,Shark,Vampires,Zombies,Haunted,House,Horses,Evil,Random

Clyde's Story

By Mrdjeffries  (booksie.com)

This is a good story, that finds success after getting lost on the way.

Short Story | Updated Aug 23, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Cursing,Teen,Disney,Very,Good,Black,White,Michael,Jackson,Obama,No,President,United,States,Television,Politics,Dogs,Movies,Porn


Writers Anonymous

By Sam5ive55  (booksie.com)

I have a problem with starting stories and never finish them. Thus I write about it and list all the pieces I have on my lab top.

Article | Updated Aug 23, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Problem,Trouble,Help,Hints,Tips,Aa,Anonymous,Writing,Funny,Strange


Happy Hour

By Bionicopossum  (booksie.com)

And you thought fast food couldn't sink any lower...

Short Story | Updated Aug 21, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Sonic,Food,Flirt,Awkward,Funny


Unbelievable Barnyard Gambit (A Load Of Bull)

By Robert Wright  (booksie.com)

A completely ridiculous yarn beyond belief.

Poetry | Updated Aug 21, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 13 | Likes: 12
Tags: Poem,Humor,Funny,Barn,Barnyard,Silly,Bull,Poetry,Life



By Fairiegirl  (booksie.com)

Its funny read it. Please comment. Thanks.

Short Story | Updated Aug 16, 2009 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 13 | Likes: 23
Tags: Humour,Funny,Match,Men,Challenge


I Used To Be LoveDrunk, But Now I'm Hungover

By Xxtruelove18xx  (booksie.com)

i wrote this to get over this guy i had a fling with...it's kinda long for a short story and kinda short for a book so i didn't know what to call it....so enjoy i suppose it's full of teenage anguish and love.

Short Story | Updated Aug 14, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Love,Hate,Boyfriend,Cheating,Teenager,Funny,Cheerleader,Typical,Story

My First Joke On Booksie!

By Mley123  (booksie.com)

Blonde joke Sorry to anyone whos blonde.

Short Story | Updated Aug 14, 2009 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 10
Tags: Joke,Blonde,First,Mley123,Dumb,Funny

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