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adypants

Capu And The Vampire

By Adypants  (booksie.com)

A dramatic scene I wrote for an intensive course I took a year ago. The guidelines (which gave a wonderful amount of wiggle room) were to have a conflict between two characters, with one character keeping a secret from the other and build-up to the breaking point, when the character would...

Script | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Vampire,Bobby,Austin,Capu,Capucine,Intellectual,Young,Faulkner,Teddy,Garlic,Absurd,Dracula,Funny

blood_red_lilly

Snow White

By Blood Red Lilly  (booksie.com)

Ever wondered what REALLY happened in fairytales? I have the answers! Just read and find out. About snow white and a funny tale about her.

Book | Updated Jul 22, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 9
Tags: Funny,Humor,Classics,Fantasy

violet_moon

Random Questions

By Violet Moon  (booksie.com)

These are just some random questions that I found or came up with. I was pretty bored and figured that since my friends liked answering them, maybe everyone else would too.

Miscellaneous | Updated Jul 22, 2009 | Reads: 948 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 33
Tags: Random,Unique,Fun,Bored,Question,Answer,Funny,Weird,Conversation,Starters

courtney_starr

I'm In Love With....My Othodonist?

By Courtney Starr  (booksie.com)

Savanna is getting her braces....FINALLY! Drake just became a Orthodontist. Savanna likes Drake a little too much. Drake can't stop THINKING about Savanna. Savanna just turned 14. Drake is 24 almost 25. Savanna isn't allowed to Date. Drake is Married. Savanna is in Love. Drake is in...

Novel | Updated Jul 22, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 9
Tags: Challenge,Love,Friendship,Forbidden,Funny,Sad

Vacuums In My Dreams

By Frog  (booksie.com)

Mom woke me up with the vacuum cleaner. And its a story poem so of course it ends kind of badly.

Poetry | Updated Jul 22, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Death,Annoying,Morning,Sunshine,Happy,Pissed,Anger,Humor,Funny

Ode To Boobies

By Nichole Mcknight  (booksie.com)

Poem about boobies.

Poetry | Updated Jul 22, 2009 | Reads: 67 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Boobies,Funny

snobol4

Circling High Above

By Snobol4  (booksie.com)

A tale of conspiracy and corruption to boggle the mind, woven from high atop a grassy knoll.

Short Story | Updated Jul 21, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Political,Corruption,Conspiracy,Funny

Rhymely Spaghetti

By Frog  (booksie.com)

I made home made spaghetti sauce and it was really good.

Poetry | Updated Jul 21, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Food,Humor,Poetry,Poems,Funny,Sexual

cheshire_kat

Death Of The Pope

By Cheshire Kat  (booksie.com)

A short, five scene play comprsing of six characters, exploring the themes of life and death. I'm sorry that the layout is a bit confusing, but my script writing program didn't translate well to this site.

Script | Updated Jul 21, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Play,Absurd,Life,Death,Pope,Strange,Funny

I'm Done With You

By Emme31  (booksie.com)

Just this cute little poem I came up with after watching a movie:]

Poetry | Updated Jul 21, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 5
Tags: Funny,Cheater,Caught,Through,Finished

gisselle12

Small Love Quotes

By Gisselle12  (booksie.com)

Thea's are small love, friendship, Expression of me and other stuff.

Poetry | Updated Jul 20, 2009 | Reads: 1371 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 7
Tags: Funny,Love,Stupidity,And,A,Lot,Of,Fun

marlin

The One Arm Shower

By Marlin  (booksie.com)

Preparing for elbow surgery the doctor suggested I try not using my left arm to get use to having it in a cast for 3 weeks. I decided to attempt a shower using a single arm.

Short Story | Updated Jul 20, 2009 | Reads: 54 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Shower,Surgery,Humor,Funny,Short,Story,Soap

Politically Grafiti

By Frog  (booksie.com)

I was walking across the bridge when i found graffiti

Article | Updated Jul 20, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Funny,Graffiti,Politics

I Knew A Guy...

By Readwritelearn26  (booksie.com)

A poem about a silly little man!

Poetry | Updated Jul 19, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 5
Tags: Funny,Kids,Ryming,Silly

Because I Said SO!

By Steve Downs  (booksie.com)

Stuff my parents said to me as a child and the things I wish I said back.

Article | Updated Jul 16, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Funny,Comedy,Kids,Parents,Laugh


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