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Shadow People

By Blackshadow  (booksie.com)

Esmerlda moves into a new unfimliar town that feels like not single living thing has been there in a century. Emerelda moves into a brand new house, not knowing why beacause her parents have never told that truth about moving. When she finally gets settled into the home strange things happen....

Book | Updated Dec 27, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Haunted,Funny,Dumb,Creepy,Mystery,Adventure,Cool,Bright


*TOP 10 Funny Insults*

By Swirly Me  (booksie.com)

you want to show who's boss? You are dry, sarcastic and cool. Well, square your shoulders and read these, you will definitely love them!

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 26, 2009 | Reads: 141 | Comments: 11 | Likes: 19
Tags: Funny,Hilarious,Sarcastic,Insulting,Combacks

Yo Mama Jokes!!!

By Kittykallous333  (booksie.com)

I hope you like "Yo Mama" jokes! I'll update these as I think of or hear more! A friend of mine and I are always getting into joke wars, so here's some of our favorites!!! WARNING: Some use foul language!

Novel | Updated Dec 24, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Jokes,Yo,Mama,Your,Mother,Funny,Fun,Ha,Haha


The Hike Up Gumboot Mountain

By Psalms18  (booksie.com)

This story is actually based off some real life expierences living in the Pacific Northwest in Washington state while hunting in the Gifford Pinchot National Forrest. The mountian wich is featured in this story is a real mountain and called

Short Story | Updated Dec 24, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Stupid,Funny,Adventure,Pacific,Northwest,Coyotes,Mountains,Forest

The Thing!

By Ford Michaels  (booksie.com)

On a family road trip, Dad and I fall victim to the oldest trick in the book: the Roadside attraction. We're suckers, but we at least know it.

Short Story | Updated Dec 23, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Road,Trip,Mom,Dad,Funny,Strange,1956

True Stories

By Halilm  (booksie.com)

True Stories, write your true stories and experiences at www.telltruestories.com.

Novel | Updated Dec 23, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Tell,True,Stories,Share,Read,Funny,Love,Romantic

The Twelve Days Of Christmas Parody

By Pgordon  (booksie.com)

A Christmas Parody.

Poetry | Updated Dec 22, 2009 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Christmas,Humor,Funny,Parody,Satire,Twelvedaysofchristmas,Poem,Poetry,Pgordonkennedy,Holidays


Fast Food Fright

By Alice Heart  (booksie.com)

what would you do if ronal mc donald came after you and just by eating a hamburger you turned 80 years older! You think its impossible think again!!

Short Story | Updated Dec 20, 2009 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Ronald,Mcdonald,Funny,Crazy,Dream,Weird


Twas A Week Before Christmas

By Mistress Of Word Play  (booksie.com)

A week before Christmas and Santa invades a family's home. See what happens when Santa goes bad. Merry Christmas.

Poetry | Updated Dec 20, 2009 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 16 | Likes: 19
Tags: Poetry,Christmas,Santa,Claus,Humor,Funny,Trouble


The Blog

By Xpanicxfanxforxlifex  (booksie.com)

A blog of a fictional caricature. P.S. I OWN ALL THE PICTURES YOU SEE. YOU TAKE THEM, I SUE YOU! POINT BLANK. (c)

Novel | Updated Dec 19, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blog,Life,Funny,Diffrent


Caught In The Bottle

By Ford Michaels  (booksie.com)

When Jack Collins discovers a bottle imp living in his house, he accidentally becomes a citizen of the Netherworld, the unseen realm between this world and the next! Having done this, he crosses over on order of the Netherworld king. Adventure, faeiries, ghosts, pirates, witches, dragons,...

Novel | Updated Dec 19, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Witches,Imps,Elves,Dragons,Fantasy,Adventure,Fairies,Funny,Trolls,Kings


Small Town. BIG Secret

By Youwish  (booksie.com)

Sandy Oregon seems like any other small, north western town. Quiet. Boring. And small. But if you are actually a resident of the little town, you'll soon find that's all a load of bogus.

Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 4
Tags: Love,Romance,Mythical,Creatures,Gods,Goddess,Dreams,Magic,Battle,Dark,Evil,Good,Kiss,Descendant,Funny,Angels,Fairies,Witches,Werewolves

Family Of Clowns

By Ford Michaels  (booksie.com)

When A strange family moves into my apartment complex, things take an odd twist that threatens to lay waste to everyone's sanity.

Short Story | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Evil,Clowns,Funny,Strange,Jokes,Horror


Drama Queen: I Rule

By Swirly Me  (booksie.com)

Ashley is fifteen, has a cousin to stay over who is one year older, and her best friend staying with her till her parents come back from town. How will she keep the two away from each other? Slumber party on the road, she discovers her bestfriend is a wizard. Her cousin is bewitched. They need...

Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Rude,Teen,Cool,Girls,Hilarious,Fun,Funny

How I Love Rainy Days

By Poet Of Lyit  (booksie.com)

A girl finds out her dream prince has a mystery girl friend. Could this really be true?

Short Story | Updated Dec 15, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Romance,Prince,Rain,Umbrella,Funny

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