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Fast Food Fright

By Alice Heart  (booksie.com)

what would you do if ronal mc donald came after you and just by eating a hamburger you turned 80 years older! You think its impossible think again!!

Short Story | Updated Dec 20, 2009 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Ronald,Mcdonald,Funny,Crazy,Dream,Weird


Twas A Week Before Christmas

By Mistress Of Word Play  (booksie.com)

A week before Christmas and Santa invades a family's home. See what happens when Santa goes bad. Merry Christmas.

Poetry | Updated Dec 20, 2009 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 16 | Likes: 19
Tags: Poetry,Christmas,Santa,Claus,Humor,Funny,Trouble


The Blog

By Xpanicxfanxforxlifex  (booksie.com)

A blog of a fictional caricature. P.S. I OWN ALL THE PICTURES YOU SEE. YOU TAKE THEM, I SUE YOU! POINT BLANK. (c)

Novel | Updated Dec 19, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blog,Life,Funny,Diffrent


Caught In The Bottle

By Ford Michaels  (booksie.com)

When Jack Collins discovers a bottle imp living in his house, he accidentally becomes a citizen of the Netherworld, the unseen realm between this world and the next! Having done this, he crosses over on order of the Netherworld king. Adventure, faeiries, ghosts, pirates, witches, dragons,...

Novel | Updated Dec 19, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Witches,Imps,Elves,Dragons,Fantasy,Adventure,Fairies,Funny,Trolls,Kings


Small Town. BIG Secret

By Youwish  (booksie.com)

Sandy Oregon seems like any other small, north western town. Quiet. Boring. And small. But if you are actually a resident of the little town, you'll soon find that's all a load of bogus.

Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 4
Tags: Love,Romance,Mythical,Creatures,Gods,Goddess,Dreams,Magic,Battle,Dark,Evil,Good,Kiss,Descendant,Funny,Angels,Fairies,Witches,Werewolves

Family Of Clowns

By Ford Michaels  (booksie.com)

When A strange family moves into my apartment complex, things take an odd twist that threatens to lay waste to everyone's sanity.

Short Story | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Evil,Clowns,Funny,Strange,Jokes,Horror


Drama Queen: I Rule

By Swirly Me  (booksie.com)

Ashley is fifteen, has a cousin to stay over who is one year older, and her best friend staying with her till her parents come back from town. How will she keep the two away from each other? Slumber party on the road, she discovers her bestfriend is a wizard. Her cousin is bewitched. They need...

Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Rude,Teen,Cool,Girls,Hilarious,Fun,Funny

How I Love Rainy Days

By Poet Of Lyit  (booksie.com)

A girl finds out her dream prince has a mystery girl friend. Could this really be true?

Short Story | Updated Dec 15, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Romance,Prince,Rain,Umbrella,Funny


By Elmendigo  (booksie.com)

Detective Mark Forsyth is working on a case of unusual murders, but he soon finds that the case goes much deeper than ever imaginable.

Novel | Updated Dec 14, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: God,Jesus,Heaven,Hell,Mark,Catherine,Blood,Death,Murder,Soul,Toilet,Funny,Serious,Yes,No,Love,Story,Cave,Horror


I Live With Vampires And Werewolves; Did I Mention They're All Guys? Part 1

By Katiewolf2  (booksie.com)

A story about a girl living with six hot guys, three vampires and three werewolves. I'm so jealous of her!

Book | Updated Dec 14, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 10
Tags: I,Live,With,Vampires,And,Werewolves,Did,Mention,They're,All,Guys,Love,Romance,Funny,School,High,Teen,Teenager,Girl,Boy


Love Shore

By Xoxomelaniexoxo  (booksie.com)

Something tragic has happened to the Dean family, their starting a new life in a new place by the beautiful scenery of the ocean, Victoria will find her first love and possibly her first kiss. The problem will her father allow it? Will she get her first kiss? Or will she regret her life?

Novel | Updated Dec 14, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Romantic,Love,Funny,Strange,Sad,Forgiving,Family,Loss,Depression,Young,Adult


Happily Ever After?

By Clumsyandshorty1008  (booksie.com)

When 15 year old Leena falls into another world through her grand mothers old mirror, her best friend Alexis will stop at nothing to find her. With a little help from the school loner, Ben Anderson, she just might succeed. As Alexis does her best to catch up with her, Leena is going on her own...

Novel | Updated Dec 13, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Leena,Lexi,Fantasy,Romance,Love,Friendship,Humor,Adventure,Mythical,Fairy,Tails,Funny,Witch,Kingdom,Mirror


Sarcasm-just The Quotes Which You Need To Hear (no Wait, You Dont)

By Swirly Me  (booksie.com)

sarcastic quotes which you can use on others, then watch their face ; )

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 12, 2009 | Reads: 149 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 7
Tags: Sarcastic,Irony,Dark,Humour,Funny,Jokes,Fun


Susan's Favorite Blonde Jokes

By Mistress Of Word Play  (booksie.com)

Just as the title implies. Have fun. I have over the years collected blonde jokes and love them. Hey blondes do have more fun.

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 10, 2009 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 16 | Likes: 24
Tags: Jokes,Other,Blonde,Funny,Assortment,Humor,Fun


Random Chats

By Xmoonlitxdancerx  (booksie.com)

this is random since i got bored lol

Novel | Updated Dec 9, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Riku,Roxas,Sora,Us,Girls,Funny

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