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Comedy Script - What? Watt? Where? Ware?

By Thomgoddard  (booksie.com)

A comedy short script based on a simple misunderstanding.

Script | Updated Oct 23, 2015 | Reads: 67 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: What,Watt,Ware,Where,Hertfordshire,Herts,Comedy,Script,Funny,Thom,Goddard

The Problems Of The Interweb

By Damntheseteenagers  (booksie.com)

A very not-so-adult comedic text surrounding different variations for the act of master baiting.

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 22, 2015 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Five,Against,Willie,Lust,Lustfull,Unfunny,Not,So,Funny


An Assessment Of Cruelty

By Ethan J Paquet  (booksie.com)

Tony Valmont had everything he could possibly dream of, but with his father surely to die soon, and the possibility his step-sister Fiona is gaming her way to his father's estate, Tony is ready to play a game of his own.

Novel | Updated Oct 18, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Fiction,Drama,Humour,Funny,Rich


Mr M Klinger

By Maxklinger  (booksie.com)

A description of the world, by a wonderful, wonderful man. 'A quite extraordinary demonstration of masterful literary genius, by one of the finest young talents of this, or any other, age.' - A reviewer.

Novel | Updated Oct 15, 2015 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Autobiography,Masterpiece,Diary,Funny,Surrealism

I Am The Son Of Osiris

By Ted Gerard  (booksie.com)

Me... (Unfinished)

Poetry | Updated Oct 14, 2015 | Reads: 91 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Life,Pain,Fantasy,Sad,Hate,Hurt,Fiction,Horror,Hope,Family,Friendship,Friends,Dark,Depression,Heart,War


I Am Hardcore!

By James Scott  (booksie.com)

This is an extremely old poem, written date unknown (sometime between 2006-2009) Based loosely off of myself and the circle of people I hung around at the time (late teenage years) The added audio was recorded after the poem had been written. Audio recorded 2009. Composed by James Scott

Poetry | Updated Oct 11, 2015 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Poem,Poetry,Hardcore,Emo,Alternative,Writing,Write,Fiction,Fictional,Young,Angry,Angst,Dark,Funny,Humor,Sarcastic

Now Its 25 Years Ago Again

By Dqkzoid  (booksie.com)

Kahakaba awakes during the night to find that her husband Kunhadba was not in bed. Kahakaba puts on her bath robe and cape then goes downstairs to look for Kunhadba. Kahakaba finds Kunhadba sitting at the kitchen stove with 10 cups of coffee in front of him.

Short Story | Updated Oct 8, 2015 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humour,Years,Bazooka,Again,Funny


The Path Of The Warrior

By Ted Gerard  (booksie.com)

There is only one true path...

Poetry | Updated Oct 7, 2015 | Reads: 180 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Life,Pain,Fantasy,Sad,Hate,Hurt,Fiction,Horror,Hope,Family,Friendship,Friends,Dark,Depression,Heart,War

The Potato Planting Problem

By Dqkzoid  (booksie.com)

A 70 year old man named Peste lives on a farm, he has a son named Kulangot. He and his son spent the entire 20 years just planting most plants especially potatoes.

Short Story | Updated Oct 7, 2015 | Reads: 78 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Potato,Planting,Funny,Crime,Crazy

Making Fun Of Advertizing

By Seanwk1  (booksie.com)

Have you ever been so bored that the chair you are sitting on is deteriorating? Well you have come to the right link! With these funny scripts making fun of advertizing, you can now sit in that chair of yours for EVEN LONGER! What a deal! So come on down, and click now.

Book | Updated Oct 5, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Funny,Advertizing,Fiction

Going My Way?

By Adam Luckey  (booksie.com)

A Horror story about a man in the woods.

Short Story | Updated Oct 1, 2015 | Reads: 50 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Scary,Dumb,Story,Horror,Funny


Douchebag's Guide To Couch Surfing

By Shenk  (booksie.com)

A humorous, illustrated practical guide to freeloading off other people as a career choice.

Book | Updated Sep 29, 2015 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Couch,Surfing,Douchebag,Lazy,Bum,Punk,Tim,Shenk,Funny,Freeloader,Unemployed


Viva Animals: Wacky Adventures

By Vivaanimals2000  (booksie.com)

Viva animals is an adventure/comedy series about a gang of anthropomorphic animal kids. they are eleven years old, and you will follow them on their misadventures in school and their city "crystal falls" were only anthropomorphic animals lives

Book | Updated Sep 27, 2015 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,School


The Diary Of Who?

By Cathy98  (booksie.com)

Copied word by word by my own personal journals. I'm hoping this can be a real novel one day, so please read and crush my dreams before it gets to my head.

Novel | Updated Sep 22, 2015 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Humor,Teenager,High,School,Teen,Girl,Diary,Struggle


Truckin' Up!

By Dcarver  (booksie.com)

Donna Carver gives us a funny and interesting look at the trucking industry and the trucker’s CB radio slang. From the passenger seat of a 'sure enough store bought large car', she's 'stylin and profilin', checking out the 'seat covers', watching the 'bushes for bears' as she gets the...

Book | Updated Sep 21, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Trucking,Truckers,Cb,Radio,Slang,Funny

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