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My Rant On Vine Videos #1 - Woman Slapping Man

By Ted Gerard  (booksie.com)

So I was watching this Vine on Twitter the other day where this woman smacks the bass outta and bitch into her man. The shit was both hilarious and disturbing... #Sunflowers

Essay | Updated Jun 12, 2015 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Life,Pain,Fantasy,Sad,Hate,Hurt,Fiction,Horror,Hope,Family,Friendship,Friends,Dark,Depression,Heart,War

Forrest Gimp

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This poem was inspired by the Forrest Gump film.

Poetry | Updated Jun 10, 2015 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Funny,Humor

The Oddest Dream....

By Kaito Shiba  (booksie.com)

Just a fun poem for anyone having a bad day ;) Enjoy!

Poetry | Updated Jun 10, 2015 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Weird,Poetry,Humorous,Narrative,Poem,Whimsical,Nonsense,Whatever,Miscellaneous

rjohnson

Palpatine The Emperor

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This poem is based on the Star Wars movies.

Poetry | Updated Jun 9, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Comedy,Funny,Humor,Starwars

Fun And Games

By Cecilisabeth16  (booksie.com)

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Short Story | Updated Jun 8, 2015 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Teen,Fiction,Young,Adult,Humor,Comedy,Short,Story,Random,Silly,Funny

Student Advisory

By Hippoman  (booksie.com)

A neurotic and paranoid college student finds himself suddenly in charge of a struggling advising service located conveniently in his school's basement. With the help of a few friends, he muddles his way to solving the problems of his clients, and hopefully a few of his own. Chapter 1: M 4 F

Novel | Updated Jun 8, 2015 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,College,Advice,Funny,Chapters

Anxiety Problems

By Ju125889  (booksie.com)

I am sorry for what i do to you

Poetry | Updated Jun 4, 2015 | Reads: 46 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Broken,Heart,Romance,Pain,Sad,Death,Hate,Hurt,Life,Lost,Family,Depression,Friendship,Girl,Poetry,Dark,Sadness,Fantasy,Tears

Talk Shit, Get Hit

By Zachary Bourbon  (booksie.com)

Johnny Guitar doesnt take shit from nobody, and epic tale of hilarity

Short Story | Updated Jun 3, 2015 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Funny,Comedy,Guitar,Weird,Johnny,Politically,Correct,Piece,Of,Writing,Talk,Get,Hit,Sexy,Ramirez,Dolfy,Action,Adventure,Insane

The Boy In The Forest

By Pjtheperson  (booksie.com)

Painter is lost. Very lost, more lost then a bus ticket in a sofa. He's trying to find some place new, and meet new people. Maybe he can fine a friend...

Short Story | Updated Jun 2, 2015 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Adventure,Fiction,Friendship,Short,Funny

Seafood Platter

By Purplelily  (booksie.com)

short poem

Poetry | Updated Jun 1, 2015 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Love,Cute,Funny,Romance,Quirky

rjohnson

Old Betsy - Part 3

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated May 31, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Fiction,Funny,Salesmen

rjohnson

Merman

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

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Poetry | Updated May 31, 2015 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Comedy,Fiction,Funny,Ocean,People

rjohnson

Old Betsy - Part 2

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated May 31, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Dark,Daughters,Funny,Weddings

The Struggles Of An Intern

By Amb  (booksie.com)

A young college student applies for an internship in Los Angeles and gets it! But when she finally arrives there to pursue her career...everything comes crashing down. Let's hope she makes it

Novel | Updated May 31, 2015 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Funny,Cute,Intern,Losangeles,California,Broke,Why,Romance,Comedy,Struggles,College,Student,Embarrassing,Novel

Math

By Nathannation  (booksie.com)

Two best friends, Michael and Lewis, need to withdraw money from the local bank. When something terrible happens.

Short Story | Updated May 30, 2015 | Reads: 98 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Math,Funny,Lewis,Michael,Comedy,Short


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