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rjohnson

Rubber Check

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 7, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Check,Comedy,Funny,Money

tiide

As A Child

By Tiide  (booksie.com)

This is basically a few funny things that I've done as a child, yes i was a lively one so be prepared for a good reading.

Short Story | Updated Oct 7, 2014 | Reads: 68 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Stories,Children,Mom,Bunkbed,Matress,Park

rjohnson

The Flying Nun Flies No More

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This poem is a parody of the TV show.

Poetry | Updated Oct 5, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Flying,Funny,Nun,Parody

rjohnson

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 3, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Food,Funny,Sleep

Daydreaming On A Tuesday

By Kalimercenary  (booksie.com)

A short story about the average day in a nursing home from the standpoint of both the residents and the staff. It takes place in a rehabilitation department. Why? Because as far as I know, there are no stories about this. And yes, its pretty accurate.

Short Story | Updated Oct 3, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Healthcare,Pop,Culture,Funny,Imagination

A Double Whacking

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 3, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Crooked,Funny,Hitman,Judge,Lawyer

One Last Try

By Ju125889  (booksie.com)

All I need is one last chance

Poetry | Updated Oct 2, 2014 | Reads: 201 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Broken,Heart,Romance,Pain,Sad,Death,Hate,Hurt,Life,Lost,Family,Depression,Friendship,Girl,Poetry,Dark,Sadness,Fantasy,Tears

Don't Let Our Past Ruin Us

By Ju125889  (booksie.com)

I need her in my life

Poetry | Updated Oct 2, 2014 | Reads: 135 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Broken,Heart,Romance,Pain,Sad,Death,Hate,Hurt,Life,Lost,Family,Depression,Friendship,Girl,Poetry,Dark,Sadness,Fantasy,Tears

rjohnson

I Got A Rock

By Rjohnson  (booksie.com)

This poem is a parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip.

Poetry | Updated Oct 2, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Costume,Funny,Halloween,Parody

26 Word "Alphabet" Story

By Andrew David  (booksie.com)

A challenge where the story has to be 26 letters long, with each word starting with the letter of the alphabet. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I did my best LOL.

Short Story | Updated Oct 2, 2014 | Reads: 130 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Zebras,Stupid,Alphabet,Challenge

Scene In Space

By Wray Fanton  (booksie.com)

Man finds my lost luggage in the year 2312.

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 29, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Science,Fiction,Luggage,Travel,Funny

kberg

A Cheesy Love Story

By Kberg  (booksie.com)

This is a short story about a man on a mission. A mission so universal that all readers of all ages of all people can read it and say, "I understand this man", while managing to rhyme at the same time. Be prepared to laugh, cry, and sing "Kumbaya". With all that being said, just read it.

Short Story | Updated Sep 25, 2014 | Reads: 177 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Young,Adult,Food,Romance,Action,Fighting,Dialogue,Sports,Baseball,Football,Thriller

jotterlot

Dead Before Morning #1 Rafferty & Llewellyn Mystery Series

By Jotterlot  (booksie.com)

Dead Before Morning is #1 in my 15-strong Rafferty & Llewellyn mystery series. In this novel, recently-promoted British Detective Joe Rafferty must grapple with an investigation involving a victim with no ID, with a face rendered unrecognisable and found in a place she had no business being --...

Book | Updated Sep 25, 2014 | Reads: 21 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: British,Detective,Series,Detectives,Police,Procedural,Cozy,Mysteries,Funny,That,Will,Make,Me,Laugh,Murdermysteries

seiiki_akuma

The Kinkou Guild: Rise Of The Konton

By Seiiki Akuma  (booksie.com)

Ages ago there was a mighty war between humans and dragons. Humans had stolen magic from the dragons and the dragons were enraged. Dragons fought endlessly to take back all the magic they had stolen and were almost successful. Humans, though, were hellbent on keeping the power they had stolen...

Novel | Updated Sep 20, 2014 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Fantasy,Magic,Monsters,Dragons,Powers,Energy,Curse,Gift,Confusing,Random,Awesome,Cute,Funny

Alice And Mallorie: Alicia Loses Her Spunk

By Lunarpentagram  (booksie.com)

Alicia, a famous music star, plays against drunk Mallorie in the game Guitar Lords. Mallorie, in her drunken state, beats Alicia, which leads to Alicia completely losing her confidence in herself and becoming depressed. This is meant to be a sad story with a few funny moments.

Short Story | Updated Sep 18, 2014 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Alice,Hamanaka,Funny,Sad,Depression,Far,Future,Music,Star,Guitar,Player


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