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The Apex Criminal

By C G Pack  (booksie.com)

This is a short story about a man whose charity is the greatest crime, and the perspective which deems it to be so.

Short Story | Updated Jan 16, 2014 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Metaphysics,Determinism,Compulsion,Evil,Good,Insanity,Wtfdidijustread?,Psychology

Mid Term Finals

By Xylie  (booksie.com)

This is my opinion on Mid Term Finals. This is also one of the few poems I write that isn't about death, so enjoy! -Xylie

Poetry | Updated Jan 15, 2014 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: School,Final,Funny,Scary,Teacher,Students,Learning,Mid,Term,Year,Beware,All,Who,Enter

The Adventures Of Uncle Poop And Aunt Rat - THE WEDDING

By Cher Fallon  (booksie.com)

Once again Uncle Poop and Aunt Rat emerge from the rubble of their home in the dump; this time to attend a relatives' wedding. As usual things go

Short Story | Updated Jan 15, 2014 | Reads: 142 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Uncle,Poop,Aunt,Rat,Fantasy,Humour,Short,Stories,Funny,Adventures

The Hitman

By Saablife468  (booksie.com)

The Burger King has always envied his rival McDonald's success. Will he get his revenge?

Short Story | Updated Jan 13, 2014 | Reads: 228 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Funny,Mcdonald,Burger,King,Wendys,Fast,Food,Hitman,Death,Assassin

rodney_lacroix

Perhaps I've Said Too Much

By Rodney Lacroix  (booksie.com)

"Perhaps I've Said Too Much" is the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning "Things Go Wrong For Me." In his second book, Rodney Lacroix continues to harass the reader with his dull wit and unique story-telling style. Complete with original hand-drawn artwork and graphics,...

Book | Updated Jan 13, 2014 | Reads: 33 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Comedy,Funny,Parenting,Love,Marriage,Relationships,Memoir

lovelybundy

Runaway (A Novel)

By Lovelybundy  (booksie.com)

When you think of a runaway woman in a dress you think of a bride, right? This is not the case. When Lacey's best friend gets engaged, she immediately asks for Lacey to be her maid of honor. All the planning and love gets Lacey thinking about how much she wants to find love and how much she...

Novel | Updated Jan 12, 2014 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Humor,Laughs,Love,Life,Wedding,Paris,France,Boston,Drugs,Drinking,Alcohol,Hate,Laughing,Funny,Jokes,Bridal,Dress,Cute

Birch Hill Heroes

By Amanda Mckechnie  (booksie.com)

What if the residents of a mobile home park suddenly developed super powers?

Novel | Updated Jan 12, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fiction,Funny,Super,Hero

Cash And The Half-Pint Houdini - Book One In The Cash Register Series

By Alandavid  (booksie.com)

Charles "Cash" Register embarks on the weirdest case when he is hired to find the wife of the 4'10" soothsayer and mystic, Mollitari. Problem is, Mollitari thinks she has been seized by The Spirits of the Great Beyond. How Cash ever manages to get anything done with the cast of misfits around...

Novel | Updated Jan 11, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Humour,Funny,Cash,Register,Alan,David,Mystic,Soothsayer

james_rinvil

DID YOU KNOW

By James Rinvil  (booksie.com)

DID YOU KNOW

Article | Updated Jan 10, 2014 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy.,Life,Lesson.,Funny,Quotes.,Jokes.

Wings Of Death-Wing #3-Wings Of Hell Fire

By Jmarshallstory  (booksie.com)

The only question is, will Eric Jeffrey's come out of this wing eating challenge with his sanity intact?

Short Story | Updated Jan 10, 2014 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Humor,Funny,Comical,Excited,Hilarious,Comedy

Sushi So So Good

By Jmarshallstory  (booksie.com)

A guest at an Asian restaurant falls in love with the sushi. Crazy, freaking crazy in love.

Short Story | Updated Jan 9, 2014 | Reads: 131 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Comedy,Humor,Funny,Food,Unusual,Strange,Fun

KFC Mother@#%$!

By Jmarshallstory  (booksie.com)

I like fried chicken. Don't mess with my DAMN CHICKEN!

Article | Updated Jan 8, 2014 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Humor,Food,Fried,Chicken,Action,Crazy,Paranoid,Eating,Dark

marsmen

You Affection Will Be A Precious Gift To Make Her Love You

By Marsmen  (booksie.com)

The life of a woman is very busy as she has to accomplish many jobs starting from the very early morning till late night. Thus, she is left with no free time to entertain her which is best understood by some great writers who have used their writing skills to demonstrate the essential role...

Book | Updated Jan 8, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Book,Gift,Girlfriend,Gifts,For,Women,Wife,Malinda,Rutter,Laugh,At,Men,Ultimate,Funny,Lolgift

Dark Blooded

By The Boy Of White  (booksie.com)

Kazu is a young fourteen year old boy who was saved by the church when he was four years younger. Everyone in the church loves Kazu, well besides Shou. Kazu dedicates himself to be the perfect assistant for the supervisor of the church. With the demons becoming a problem the church begins a...

Novel | Updated Jan 7, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Fantasy,Action,Adventure,Demons,Powers,Supernatural,Dark,Funny,Magic,Blood,Evil,Destiny,Fate,Chosen,Arch,Demon

JoPo Scripts: Blockbuster

By Jopo  (booksie.com)

This is the script for Blockbuster!

Script | Updated Jan 5, 2014 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blockbuster,Youtube,Funny,Humor


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