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tr6367

Don't Go :)

By Tr6367  (booksie.com)

Poem about the one you love.

Poetry | Updated Nov 15, 2013 | Reads: 46 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 23
Tags: Love,Anxiety,Precious,Gem,Warmth,Laugh,Smile,Cry,Chin,Towards,The,Sky,Don't,Leave,Caring,Daring,I,You,Nothing

caaron

Verizon Horizon

By Caaron  (booksie.com)

Humorous & sometimes farcical summary of what it's like to work in a call center.

Poetry | Updated Nov 7, 2013 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Call,Sneeze,Boss,Hear,Log,In,Calls,Dolls,Pay,Hunks,Main,Floor,A.c.s.,King,Kong,Girls,Chicks,Looks,High

natelinjean

Savlonic News Station ..Satirical Update.. "A Number Three, Please?"

By Natelinjean  (booksie.com)

News Update! Tune in at five to hear the story of a brave uneducated man's legal endeavors as he verses the corporate giant Burger King. Guns, hoes, death, anger, robots, cigars, old people, I'm just reading the screen, money, dirty cops, national economics... NEEEWS! Tune in at five.

Article | Updated Oct 28, 2013 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Burger,King,Fast,Food,New,Station,Strippers,Karaoke,Man,Fools,Gold,Satire,Chicken,Strip,Whooper,Funny,Bad,Apple,Bee's

melissa_firefox

The Extra Smile

By Melissa Firefox  (booksie.com)

Just a few, though stupid, witty quips to end your day with a smile.

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 26, 2013 | Reads: 64 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Cows,Funny,Story,Jokes,Riddles,Alphabet,Mirrors,Laugh,Talk

A Kid's Diary From 2107 (10/19/2013)

By Haroldsmith284  (booksie.com)

A fictitious, sarcastic diary of a kid in the future. Tags: laugh funny hilarious joke lol lmao rofl roflmao roflmfao future futuristic futurama jetsons idiocracy sci-fi cyberpunk orwellian GMO genetic-engineering sarcasm sarcastic

Short Story | Updated Oct 19, 2013 | Reads: 143 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Laugh,Funny,Hilarious,Joke,Lol,Lmao,Rofl,Roflmao,Roflmfao,Future,Futuristic,Futurama,Jetsons,Idiocracy,Sci-fi,Cyberpunk,Orwellian,Gmo,Genetic-engineering,Sarcasm

It's A Family Situation

By Timmykyle  (booksie.com)

This is my first proper story. It is a short story about a teenage boy called James when he gets a mysterious email from his "dead" father... There is a bit of comedy in this story but I'm not sure its completley comical.

Short Story | Updated Oct 10, 2013 | Reads: 103 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Teenage,Funny,Laugh,Yolo,Alarm,Dead,Dad,Father,Family,Sweet

Sestina

By Svea  (booksie.com)

I wrote this sestina poem for my writer craft class and I just want some feedback if anybody thinks its good. Interpret it however you feel like but I while I wrote this poem I was thinking about a women who loved her husband but eventually that love turned into hate as he began to abuse her....

Poetry | Updated Oct 4, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Poetry,Poems,Sestina,Love,Passion,Cry,Infinite,Son,Sun,Laugh,Abuse,Hate

juli_monat

Clone Of My Own

By Juli Monat  (booksie.com)

Science, confusion?

Poetry | Updated Sep 29, 2013 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Breathe,Ejaculate,Laugh,Cry,Loud,Pregnant,Scientist,Around,Clone

love_mon_princess

Really Funny

By Love Mon Princess  (booksie.com)

In India the black color is also known as kalla and the person in dark complex is known as kallu and lion also means here as singh and soft is known as komal and underwear is known as chadda ya chadde.

Script | Updated Sep 25, 2013 | Reads: 280 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Jokes,Laugh,Interesting,Non-veg

juli_monat

Laugh Stupid Laugh

By Juli Monat  (booksie.com)

An idea of what a frustrated musician it's been thru...frustration and more frustration...not my own feelings thou.

Poetry | Updated Sep 16, 2013 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Laugh,Stupid,Autograph,Soul,Sell,Photograph,Sins,Sign,Rain,Money,Maker,Green,Song,Howling,Wolf

nutty_pixi

Diary Of A Bad Mother And Crappy Housewife

By Nutty Pixi  (booksie.com)

The Anti-Soccer Mom isn't afraid to tell all. Flipping off the PTA, running through the store dressed as wonder woman for Tampons, Jen Philips has done it all. If it can go wrong and it involved children, Jen has done it with flair, someday she will figure out why there is Jelly on the living...

Book | Updated Sep 16, 2013 | Reads: 39 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Parenting,Laugh,Real,Life,Soccer,Mom,Marriage,Parenthood,Stay,At,Home,Fiction,Funny

ted_gerard

The Descent Of Sunflowers

By Ted Gerard  (booksie.com)

It is good to know when dealing with Quantum Multi-versal Mechanics that one can be both singular and infinite. So the sunflower fields is a metaphor for a person's soul. It is this energy of belief that is used to power the God Machine.

Short Story | Updated Sep 10, 2013 | Reads: 53 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Life,Pain,Fantasy,Sad,Hate,Hurt,Fiction,Horror,Hope,Family,Friendship,Friends,Dark,Depression,Heart,War

juli_monat

Holding On Time...Time To Laugh

By Juli Monat  (booksie.com)

My time running out.

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: More,Speak,Time,Read,Rusty,Dusty,Understand,Relax,Spare,Sax,Laugh,Bore

juli_monat

Getting Even And Losing

By Juli Monat  (booksie.com)

Do you have anything to lose?

Poetry | Updated Aug 25, 2013 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Enough,Cry,Time,Best,Laugh,Guaranteed,Loud,Mad,Even,Sequel Catastrophe

treyzguy

Consequenses

By Treyzguy  (booksie.com)

The Ultimate in Pet Peeve Prevention!

Short Story | Updated Aug 17, 2013 | Reads: 99 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Fantasy,Funny,Laugh,Children,Dads,Moms,Life,Action,Humor,Parents,Innocence,God,Faith,Hope,Health,Love,New,Public,Booger


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