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Skim milk, skim this, take what you need.
Poetry | Updated Nov 3, 2013 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
The whole poem is complete nonsense, it just rhymes, and within the poem itself it states its purpose...Here's my defense: ...
By Elton Camp
Miss Prunella makes a mistake
Poetry | Updated Oct 20, 2013 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Standing in the pasture...milking
By Keith Welch
Don't gorget the half-and-half.
Short Story | Updated Aug 16, 2013 | Reads: 155 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
I enjoyed their company.
Something isn't right with the women in Aaron's family.
It's a passion. It's an obsession. It's a fetish of pure dementia.
A small tale of one young man's struggle to cope with his mother's most unholy and insane fascinations.
By Naomi Folettia
Sometimes opposites do attract.
By Mentis Cibum
Russ Teed's short comedy about texting and driving. It's hilarious!
By Sheik Iqbal Abbas
Islam teaches that if a woman fed an adult male directly from her breast at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together.Â Muslim scholar, Dr. Ezzat Attiyab, lecturer atÂ Cairoâ€™s Al-Azhar University, confirmed thisÂ religious ruling....
Stinky takes a walk through downtown and finds himself becoming more that a pig! This story is funny and will touch your heart
By Mathew Nicolson
Dedicated to the milk companies who still haven't replied to my queries.
I fell in love with Sophie
I go to become a shampoo designer when my idea goes out of hand