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Captain John T. Starlin is ordered by his superiors to discover the origin and meaning of a mysterious transmission sent from another Universe...and receives the encounter of his life even as events soon take a cataclysmic turn!
A parody of the song 'Daydream Believer' by The Monkees... I have no clue how I went from 'Daydream Believer' to 'Conspiracy Theorist', but I did.
Also, the spoken intro goes like so.
"What date is this, Gentlemen?"
"Right... And it wasn't terrorists by the way... It had something to...
The start of a crime novel I don't intend to finish. It's got monkeys in it, and a man that farts into his own hand.
Novel | Updated Mar 10, 2008 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0