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Wlatzing A Murderer The Second

By Dylanjh  (booksie.com)

The second parody I have written for the Australian classic "Waltzing Matilda". It follows the story of a conman who ran out of luck.

Poetry | Updated Sep 17, 2008 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Comedy,Parody,Funny,Humour,Australian,Murderer,Waltzing,Matilda,Joke

roguenire

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry Teacher(ness)

By Roguenire  (booksie.com)

tehehe... so for honors american lit we had to make a parody of

Article | Updated Sep 14, 2008 | Reads: 145 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Sinners,In,The,Hands,Of,An,Angry,God,Teacher,Parody

Love, Your Stalker

By Chibimaelynne  (booksie.com)

Introducing me- you're very own personal stalker. I wanted to try something a bit creepier for once.haha.

Poetry | Updated Aug 31, 2008 | Reads: 49 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3
Tags: Humor,Pervert,Stalker,Valentine's,Day,Parody

imazed

My Johnny

By Imazed  (booksie.com)

A parody on ' My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean'

Poetry | Updated Aug 30, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Bonnie,Parody,Sailor

kamikaze_no_onryou

After A Day In The Life(Lyrics)

By Kamikaze No Onryou  (booksie.com)

This is a parody for Beatle songs, don't get me wrong, this is not to make fun of them. This is just a parody I've done with their music and in some stanzas there are some references to some songs or to personal stuff. Hope you enjoy these lyrics. P.S, the reason why it's PG is because of...

Miscellaneous | Updated Jul 22, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Beatles,Parody,Lyrics,Music

lollypops

James Blond In Silverfinger

By Lollypops  (booksie.com)

James Blond and Felisha are on a mission to defeat the evil Silverfinger, and on their way meet other villains such as Dr. Yes and others.

Script | Updated Apr 23, 2008 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Action,Parody,James,Bond,Cheesy,Hero,Blond

edwardjbradleysr

2nd - Hand Smoke

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

Tobacco consumption, by way of smoking, poses an enormous threat to the health of everyone exposed to it. To the smoker and to those who are exposed to ambient smoke created by those smoking it. It's called toxic

Poetry | Updated Sep 15, 2007 | Reads: 64 | Comments: 61 | Likes: 105
Tags: Bradley,Cancer,Cigarettes,Cigars,Children,Disease,Edward,J,Bradley Edward,Bradley,Sr Edward,J.,Sr.,Edwardjbradleysr,Emphysema,Family,Health,Illness,Jack,Wild Lung,Cancer,Parody,Poem,Poetry,2nd,Hand,Smoke Smoking Terminal,Illness Tobacco

Superhero Nation

By Bmaccomic  (booksie.com)

In a world with superheroes, only a Social Justice Leaguer having a midlife crisis and two government lackeys-- one of whom is definitely not a mutated crocodile-- have a chance to stop a plot to release a chemical weapon on several million civilians.

Novel | Updated Jun 14, 2007 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Superheroes,Comic,Books,Absurdism,Superhero,Action,Fantasy,Science,Fiction,Parody,Satire

alteng

The Quest For The Purple Unicorn

By Alteng  (booksie.com)

Tallon ends up with a mysterious book that everyone seems to want. When it is stolen from him by the innkeeper for tab unpaid, said innkeeper and his lovely barmaid must pay the price. Can Tallon and his friends save the day and get back with the book to turn everyone normal again before he...

Novel | Updated Mar 14, 2007 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Fantasy,Humor,Parody,Bad,Music,Quest,Adventure,Magic,Really,Singing,Womanizing,Cluelessness

edwardjbradleysr

Saint Patrick Meets Clancy.

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

Most probably and in my opinion, the best written verse in the English language is the opening verse of "Clancy Lowers The Boom". Apparently written by Johnny Lange and Hy Heath in 1948 or before?. Only 1 verse is presented. Readers are welcomed to add their own. No profanity please. Keep a...

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2007 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 11 | Likes: 22
Tags: Bradley Clancy Clancy,Lowered,The,Boom Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr Edwardjbradleysr England English,Language English,Language,Mastery,Holiday,Humor,Ireland,Irish,Parody,Saint,Patrick Saint,Patrick,Meets,Clancy Saint,Patrick's,Day St,Patrick St

edwardjbradleysr

Fuzzy Wuzzy

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

Intended for reading to children, under age 6, who have not yet learned to read. To encourage these same children to want to learn to read in the future. To provide reading material for these same children and with which they will, already have some familiarity, as they are just learning to...

Poetry | Updated Jan 22, 2007 | Reads: 98 | Comments: 15 | Likes: 22
Tags: Bonding Bradley Children Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr,Edwardjbradleysr,Education,Family,Fuzzy,Wuzzy Parent,Child,Bonding,Parents,Parody,Reading,Rhyme,Rhyming,Rhythm,Rhythmic

A Parody Of "Cowboy Take Me Away," By The Dixie Chicks

By Orynnfireheart  (booksie.com)

I wrote this long ago when I was a mega Weird Al fan.

Poetry | Updated Jan 8, 2007 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Country,Music,Dixie,Chicks,Parody

edwardjbradleysr

Self Love

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

Short poem about a self-absorbed individual. For whom life holds no terrors and no future.

Poetry | Updated Jan 7, 2007 | Reads: 95 | Comments: 147 | Likes: 307
Tags: Bradley Conceit Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr,Edwardjbradleysr,Humor,Love,Narcissistic,Narcissism,Parody,Poem,Poetry,Satire,Self-conceit,Self,Love

edwardjbradleysr

Christmas Ditty - We Three Kings....

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

A fanciful, lyrical, rhyming and rhythmic poem which both spoofs a well known Christmas carol and, at the same time, delivers to children the message to not smoke tobacco. Or anything else for that matter. Enjoy. Intended for all to enjoy and for parents to read to their children.

Poetry | Updated Dec 21, 2006 | Reads: 94 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 21
Tags: Bradley Christmas Christmas,Ditty Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr,Edwardjbradleysr,Children,Christmas,Family,Life,Health,Humor,Parenting,Parody,Poetry,Satire,Smoking,Wellness

edwardjbradleysr

Old Rockhard City

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

The plight of the traveling liaison whose job it is to provide administrative

Poetry | Updated Dec 11, 2006 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Accountability Bradley Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr Edwardjbradleysr Employment Government,Employment Humor Old,Rockhard,City,Parody,Sarcasm,Satire,Taxes


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