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Billy's Visit From St. Nick

By Patri Poe  (booksie.com)

Dysfunctinoal parody of A Visit from St. Nick

Poetry | Updated Jan 28, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Drunk,Parody,Christmas,Poem

Jingle Hell

By Jon Cott  (booksie.com)

A short satire of a modern American Christmas written by a person who is clearly a bad writer

Short Story | Updated Dec 25, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Christmas,Satire,Parody,Bad,Writing

And What If?

By Voodooshampoo  (booksie.com)

Kirk and Han Solo in a parallel universe are different people than what they are known as in our own. How different are they really?

Short Story | Updated Dec 10, 2012 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Science,Fiction,Parody,Star,Trek,Wars,Kirk,Han,Solo,James,T.,Grey,Aliens,Zeta,Reticuli

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gamer

By Pilaf  (booksie.com)

A little song for the gamers of the world.

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 9, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Video,Games,Parody


So... You're A Vampire

By Lacy Cornwall  (booksie.com)

I hate vampire stories, so with tongue in cheek, I present a story that covers everything that bugs me about them.

Short Story | Updated Dec 6, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 9
Tags: Vampire,Parody,Booksie,Writers

12 Pains Of Christmas By Bob Rivers

By Faith Writer  (booksie.com)

I'm not sure everyone knows this song, but it's funny. The song is by Bob Rivers.

Poetry | Updated Dec 5, 2012 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Parody,Christmas,Holidays,Family

The Hunger Games - By: Holden Caulfield

By Nonchris  (booksie.com)

If Katniss Everdeen were replaced by Holden Caulfield, hmmmm....

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 17, 2012 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Humor,Parody,The,Hunger,Games,Holden,Caulfield


The Bee Man

By Startledspider  (booksie.com)

On a cold night in a dark street, a strangely dressed man has arranged a meeting with a woman.

Short Story | Updated Nov 7, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Crime,Murder,Humor,Horror,Bees,Police,Parody

Jerry And The Beanstalk

By Live2write  (booksie.com)

Everyone's heard the story of Jack and the Beanstalk but this time it's from the giants perspective

Short Story | Updated Oct 26, 2012 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Childres,Story,Short,Parody

MCA: Yauch Loss Committee Part Two

By Miller Jivaro  (booksie.com)

Adam Yauch and his legacy. Intended to be a wide spectrum of work/projects most articles didn't mention. [Since it was originally a blog post, I added a list of links which were originally embedded for the blog post; which can be seen after the article ends.]

Essay | Updated Jul 25, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Art,Breaking,Bad,Cinema,Film,Humor,Movies,Music,Parody,Short,Adam,Yauch,Banksy,Beastie,Boys,Beastles,David,Letterman,Dj

The Nuzlocke Challenge Theme Song

By Lloser02  (booksie.com)

In case you don't know, a Nuzlocke challenge is a type of Pokemon run through that follows a set of rules. I've never beaten a Nuzlocke, and so I wrote this for encouragement. Hope you like it!

Poetry | Updated Jul 15, 2012 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pokemon,Nuzlocke,Parody

You're Gonna Get A Savior

By Lloser02  (booksie.com)

This is a christian parody of

Poetry | Updated Jul 2, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Song,Parody,Christian,Religion

When Pranks Go Wrong!

By Superlative  (booksie.com)

A Today Tonight-esque exposé. Our brave reporter infiltrates the dangerous world of pranks.

Article | Updated Jun 4, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humour,Funny,Sensationalism,Parody


Mouldy Locks And The Three Boobs

By Mychemicalused  (booksie.com)

Read it it's a short story don't be so lazy that you need a summary

Short Story | Updated May 2, 2012 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Parody,Boobs,Monster,Horny......


Happily Ever After... Sort Of

By Strangemind  (booksie.com)

Okay, this is really bad, and kinda unoriginal... But I FINISHED it. And for now, that's all that matters!

Short Story | Updated Apr 28, 2012 | Reads: 162 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 6
Tags: Fairytale,Lesbian,Princess,Saviour,Adventure,Lava,Parody

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