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This didn't really happen because unfortunately I still smoke, but if I tried to quit smoking, this is what WOULD happen I think. You replace one thing for another like the turning of the seasons.
Personally, i love this song.
But I'm bored at work. :D
tell me what ya think!
Poetry | Updated Jul 7, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 5
On the rocky road to enlightenment, Sisyphus meets a pilgrim, a stone's throw from heaven. A short one-act comedy from the Rayanda Arts studio.
Simon "Sweet" Champlagne is addicted to candy in a future where it is only affordable to the rich and famous because of an extreme obesity problem. He enters a dark and seedy underbelly of confectionery and impossible situations.
Short Story | Updated Jun 24, 2010 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Starring the same character as "Chrome Bumper's Angel", this story is set circa January 2010. Technically, it's a bit of a parody of the film "The Last Mimzy", which I produced an episode of. This retells the story from Chrome Bupmer's point of view.
(P.S. I've found that a great soundtrack for...
this is a parody of twilight by stephanie meyer. it's partially meyer's words, and plot, with zombies thrown in so obviously not going to get published. but it's fun to write anyways and I hope you all enjoy. there are some sexual references, and possibly curse words, just to warn you.
Novel | Updated May 16, 2010 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Where most princesses have had to deal with evil stepmothers, long hair, witches, and gravity, this story pokes fun at conventional afflictions adding fat to the list making it a cross between a typical fantasy and a humorous story. The story contains some descriptive and semi-erotic scenes...
Book | Updated May 6, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Drabble. Title says it all. Parody of high school female deception.
Short Story | Updated Apr 7, 2010 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Kisa, kami and yukio are only going on a friendly walk to the beach. But when they are acidently killed?
Now their in an adventure that will rock their world!
Novel | Updated Mar 15, 2010 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
A parody of the 'Go Compare' advertisements from television.
Poetry | Updated Feb 26, 2010 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
My friend Robin & I wrote this in our freetime. So if any *guys* are wondering what *girls* do in their freetime, this is it! ;)
Poetry | Updated Feb 20, 2010 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 8
By Atton Brown
ever heard Tick Tock by Kesha? well this is my version..don't compare this to anything else on my page lol this is just me being dumb :P
Miscellaneous | Updated Feb 10, 2010 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 38
By Fate Hates Me
Belle Princesse Magnifique was not exactly typical. She was always moving. Belle Princesse is French for beautiful princess. Magnifique is magnificent in french. Her family got caught with their line of work and Belle was sent off to America to live with her cousin. She was not very social until...
By Luke Morgan
First draft of the Opening Chapter. I intended it to be a dry, occasionally witty parody of the stereotypical 'Bond' villain. Of course this is only the first part so is a works in progress.
Short Story | Updated Feb 5, 2010 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
By Fate Hates Me
Miranda was your typical girl without many friends but four protective brothers and an stripper mother. Her brothers taught her to be one of the guys. She was strong emotionally and physically, will someone slip in and break her hold on reality.
(Authors's note: This is the revised, rewritten...