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Based on the video game Halo. Its a sad attempt at humor but I think its funny so...
Short Story | Updated Jan 24, 2010 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
If the name didn't strike you as peculiar then allow me to introduce The Illumination Series: Fixing Dawn. This is the work of someone who is not a fan nor opposer of the Twilight Series, just a person who would enjoy a more creative and original spin-off to the extremely sucessful series. Time...
A Christmas Parody.
Why here of all places? I have one mission here at this establishment of war. And I'm going to get it. Even though my mind is still indiviually minded, I will pull through.
Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
A parody of the song 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks, based around the show Glee! Yes, I do watch Glee. Kurt is my favorite character.
Now read it, and enjoy it, or I will go to the pet store and buy you a kitty-cat. I will let you love that kitty-cat. And then, one night, I will steal into your...
By Violet Mercer
Oh no! Is Edward and Bella's prom ruined when something tragic happens?
This is actually a true story. This did actually happen to me and yes it was accidental. Playing around on the handheld massage things. Was a bit sick... but funny. Inspired me to write this! My boyfriend didn't mind it, i think he was little turned on =]
I'm not trying to infringe Katy Perry....
I was really bored in class so I created a parody of the song by Kelis
Okay, I don not LIKE Hannah Montana. I do not LIKE Miley Stewart. I do not LIKE Miley Cyrus and I DETEST Destiny Hope Cyrus. So I have "lovingly" revamped the lyrics to the ridiculous, "Party IN The USA". Miley fans beware!
Don't underestimate the power of words.
A Parody of the modern digital computerized world.
Stella is just an ordinary vampire who reluctantly moves to a boring little town up north. There she meets the mysterious boy Fred, who, to Stellaâ€™s complete nonchalance, has a deadly secret that cannot be exposed at any cost. She is equally unfazed by the fact that their desires are not...
When Abel Fawn decides to visit Carly, his mother,way out in Meyers Chuck, Alaska, he realizes the town sucks more than it should, especially when he comes across the mysterious Ballen family...A Twilight parody of sorts lol.
A parody of the song 'Daydream Believer' by The Monkees... I have no clue how I went from 'Daydream Believer' to 'Conspiracy Theorist', but I did.
Also, the spoken intro goes like so.
"What date is this, Gentlemen?"
"Right... And it wasn't terrorists by the way... It had something to...