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Random First Lines:Finally took the time to write more lyrics to this song lol which I think is my best one even though I don't work on it much. I just have so many... » Read
My friend Robin & I wrote this in our freetime. So if any *guys* are wondering what *girls* do in their freetime, this is it! ;)
Poetry | Updated Feb 20, 2010 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 8
By Atton Brown
ever heard Tick Tock by Kesha? well this is my version..don't compare this to anything else on my page lol this is just me being dumb :P
Miscellaneous | Updated Feb 10, 2010 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 38
By Fate Hates Me
Belle Princesse Magnifique was not exactly typical. She was always moving. Belle Princesse is French for beautiful princess. Magnifique is magnificent in french. Her family got caught with their line of work and Belle was sent off to America to live with her cousin. She was not very social until...
By Luke Morgan
First draft of the Opening Chapter. I intended it to be a dry, occasionally witty parody of the stereotypical 'Bond' villain. Of course this is only the first part so is a works in progress.
Short Story | Updated Feb 5, 2010 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
By Fate Hates Me
Miranda was your typical girl without many friends but four protective brothers and an stripper mother. Her brothers taught her to be one of the guys. She was strong emotionally and physically, will someone slip in and break her hold on reality.
(Authors's note: This is the revised, rewritten...
Based on the video game Halo. Its a sad attempt at humor but I think its funny so...
Short Story | Updated Jan 24, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
If the name didn't strike you as peculiar then allow me to introduce The Illumination Series: Fixing Dawn. This is the work of someone who is not a fan nor opposer of the Twilight Series, just a person who would enjoy a more creative and original spin-off to the extremely sucessful series. Time...
A Christmas Parody.
Why here of all places? I have one mission here at this establishment of war. And I'm going to get it. Even though my mind is still indiviually minded, I will pull through.
Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
A parody of the song 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks, based around the show Glee! Yes, I do watch Glee. Kurt is my favorite character.
Now read it, and enjoy it, or I will go to the pet store and buy you a kitty-cat. I will let you love that kitty-cat. And then, one night, I will steal into your...
By Violet Mercer
Oh no! Is Edward and Bella's prom ruined when something tragic happens?
This is actually a true story. This did actually happen to me and yes it was accidental. Playing around on the handheld massage things. Was a bit sick... but funny. Inspired me to write this! My boyfriend didn't mind it, i think he was little turned on =]
I'm not trying to infringe Katy Perry....
I was really bored in class so I created a parody of the song by Kelis
Okay, I don not LIKE Hannah Montana. I do not LIKE Miley Stewart. I do not LIKE Miley Cyrus and I DETEST Destiny Hope Cyrus. So I have "lovingly" revamped the lyrics to the ridiculous, "Party IN The USA". Miley fans beware!