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Just Protect Her

By Fate Hates Me  (booksie.com)

Miranda was your typical girl without many friends but four protective brothers and an stripper mother. Her brothers taught her to be one of the guys. She was strong emotionally and physically, will someone slip in and break her hold on reality. (Authors's note: This is the revised, rewritten...

Novel | Updated Feb 2, 2010 | Reads: 57 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 11
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Poetry,Life,Poem,Pain,Fantasy,Sad,Hate,Sex,Hope,Horror,Hurt,Fiction,God,Dark,War,Sadness,Family


Lick Rocks (Ke$ha, Tik Tok Parody)

By Nocturnallife453  (booksie.com)


Poetry | Updated Jan 28, 2010 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 15 | Likes: 26
Tags: Smelly,Parody,Gross,Bad,Smell,Kesha,Tik,Tok,Lick,Rocks


An Arbiter Parody

By Feywolf  (booksie.com)

Based on the video game Halo. Its a sad attempt at humor but I think its funny so...

Short Story | Updated Jan 24, 2010 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Arbiter,Halo,Parody,Feywolf


The Illumination Series: Fixing Dawn

By Schiering  (booksie.com)

If the name didn't strike you as peculiar then allow me to introduce The Illumination Series: Fixing Dawn. This is the work of someone who is not a fan nor opposer of the Twilight Series, just a person who would enjoy a more creative and original spin-off to the extremely sucessful series. Time...

Novel | Updated Jan 7, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Twilight,Bella,Jacob,Edward,Cullen,James,Vampires,Blood,Bat,Werewolves,Silver,Bullet,Breaking,Dawn,Fixing,Illumination,Spoof,Parody,Action

The Twelve Days Of Christmas Parody

By Pgordon  (booksie.com)

A Christmas Parody.

Poetry | Updated Dec 22, 2009 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Christmas,Humor,Funny,Parody,Satire,Twelvedaysofchristmas,Poem,Poetry,Pgordonkennedy,Holidays


By Yukie  (booksie.com)

Why here of all places? I have one mission here at this establishment of war. And I'm going to get it. Even though my mind is still indiviually minded, I will pull through.

Novel | Updated Dec 17, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Air,Force,Academy,Parody,Romance,Comedy

'Gleek' ('Bitch' Parody)

By Thepurelight7  (booksie.com)

A parody of the song 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks, based around the show Glee! Yes, I do watch Glee. Kurt is my favorite character. Now read it, and enjoy it, or I will go to the pet store and buy you a kitty-cat. I will let you love that kitty-cat. And then, one night, I will steal into your...

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 3, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Glee,Meredith,Brooks,Parody,Gleek,Kurt,Song,Lyrics,Humorous

A Short "Story" Based On The Greatest Book Ever Written; Twilight

By Violet Mercer  (booksie.com)

Oh no! Is Edward and Bella's prom ruined when something tragic happens?

Short Story | Updated Nov 29, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 8
Tags: Twilight,New,Moon,Eclipse,Breaking,Dawn,Kristen,Stewart,Bella,Swan,Edward,Cullen,Robert,Pattinson,Jacob,Black,Taylor,Lautner,Catching,Fire

I Kissed A Girl Parody

By Meowrawr16  (booksie.com)

This is actually a true story. This did actually happen to me and yes it was accidental. Playing around on the handheld massage things. Was a bit sick... but funny. Inspired me to write this! My boyfriend didn't mind it, i think he was little turned on =] I'm not trying to infringe Katy Perry....

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 20, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: I,Kissed,A,Girl,Parody,Funny,Katy,Perry,Fenwicks,Song,Rude


"Smokestacks" (Parody Of The Song "Milkshake"

By Beark2010  (booksie.com)

I was really bored in class so I created a parody of the song by Kelis

Poetry | Updated Nov 5, 2009 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Milk,Shake,Smoke,Stacks,Smokestacks,Trains,Kelis,Parody,Jokes,Cars,Tracks,Funny


Party In The USA; The Remix

By 122333mexicanpeanut122333  (booksie.com)

Okay, I don not LIKE Hannah Montana. I do not LIKE Miley Stewart. I do not LIKE Miley Cyrus and I DETEST Destiny Hope Cyrus. So I have "lovingly" revamped the lyrics to the ridiculous, "Party IN The USA". Miley fans beware!

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 28, 2009 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 6
Tags: Miley,Cyrus,Parody,Spoof,Sketch,Party,In,The,Usa,Hannah,Montanna


Hush, Hush, The Mocking Birds Sing

By Pocketxfullxofxdreams  (booksie.com)

Don't underestimate the power of words.

Poetry | Updated Oct 28, 2009 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 7
Tags: Life,Words,Parody,Controversy,Hope,Hate,Trial

It's A Digital World

By Pgordon  (booksie.com)

A Parody of the modern digital computerized world.

Short Story | Updated Oct 22, 2009 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Parody,Spoof,Humor,Digital,Computerized,Electronic,Problems,Complexity,Life,Modern,Secondperson,Shortstory,Writing,Pgordonkennedy


Sunlight (or, A Romance Of Vampirical Proportions, Or, The Suicide Handbook: An Innovative Take On Self-Inflicted Necrosis)

By Qwerty  (booksie.com)

Stella is just an ordinary vampire who reluctantly moves to a boring little town up north. There she meets the mysterious boy Fred, who, to Stella’s complete nonchalance, has a deadly secret that cannot be exposed at any cost. She is equally unfazed by the fact that their desires are not...

Short Story | Updated Oct 12, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 7
Tags: Vampire,Romance,Twilight,Parody,Love,Fantasy,Humor


My Girlfriend, A Vampire: A Twilight Parody (of Sorts)

By Wordspeak  (booksie.com)

When Abel Fawn decides to visit Carly, his mother,way out in Meyers Chuck, Alaska, he realizes the town sucks more than it should, especially when he comes across the mysterious Ballen family...A Twilight parody of sorts lol.

Novel | Updated Sep 30, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 6
Tags: My,Girlfriend,A,Vampire,Twilight,Parody,Humor,Funny,Morbid,Romance,Dark,Thriller,Obsession,Vampires,Mysterious,Horror,Action

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