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By Larry Donnell Fowler
This humorous cover letter combines length and honesty, maybe too much of both. This letter may not get you the interview, but it might give you a laugh during your job search.
--Senior Year--Never been kissed--Never had a crush--Fall for the boy--Boy has more mixed signals than a girl--
While traveling along through lifes dreary droll,
From light to light, the traffic did crawl.