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Classified Blonde

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a newspaper she was reading. “I’m going to apply for this job,” she said to her friend.

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 6, 2013 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Dirty,Blonde,Joke,Harlowe,Pilgrim

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It's Enough To Piss Off The Pope

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it must be really, really bad. Most of the time, the Pope just turns the other cheek—in über Christ-like fashion. But he’s only human, so you know that sometimes, things get under even his skin. They push his buttons,...

Essay | Updated Apr 2, 2013 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pope,Adult,Humor,Catholic,Funny,Religious,Jokes,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Upskirt,Foot,Fetish,Priests

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Have Six With Tiger Woods

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

What does Tiger Woods call a date with six girls all at once?

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 2, 2013 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Tiger,Woods,Joke,Adult,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Golf

Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

An album of Harlowe Pilgrim's short humor writing, featuring works published in 2012. Includes "Really? He Put Fireworks in his Ass?", "The Big Skydiving World Record, Jesus and Santa", "Pop Goes the Virginity Auction", "Harlowe Pilgrim's Twas the Night Before Christmas", and more!

Book | Updated Dec 30, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Harlowe,Pilgrim,Oh,My,Words,Funny,Humor,Adult,Jokes,Comedy,2012

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Harlowe Pilgrim's Twas The Night Before Christmas

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, You could hear the bed squeaking, from me and my spouse.

Poetry | Updated Nov 24, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Harlowe,Pilgrim,Christmas,Adult,Humor,Fun,Comedy

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Santa And Mrs. Claus Interview, With Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim. When my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa wrapped, I conducted a series of interviews with some of its biggest players. The following is my interview with Santa and Mrs. Claus (also known as Kris and Jessica Kringle).

Essay | Updated Nov 23, 2012 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Interview,Funny,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Comedy

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Pilgrim Spermicide

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

"Did you know that turkey fat was the original spermicide?"

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 16, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Thanksgiving,Adult,Humor,Pilgrim,Joke,Holiday

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Jesus And His Old Lady

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.

Essay | Updated Sep 27, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Jesus,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Married,Humor,Comedy,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Vs,Santa

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Bestiality And Ewe

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your hands off the...

Essay | Updated Sep 4, 2012 | Reads: 53 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bestiality,Humor,Animal,Sex,Funny,Story,Zoophile,Comedy,Sick,Bastards,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Crack Down On Pussy Riot

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work.

Essay | Updated Aug 19, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pussy,Riot,Russian,Punk,Band,Feminist,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Peeing On People

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in the literal sense, with actual urine flow—not in the figurative sense of the bad water we all wade through, just living life. Some may be into it—but for most people, if they haven’t asked for a golden shower, I...

Essay | Updated Aug 11, 2012 | Reads: 41 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Peeing,On,People,Public,Urination,Bar,Story,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Really? He Put Fireworks In His Ass?

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the fireworks out of his ass? Sounds like someone’s been to too many KISS concerts.

Essay | Updated Aug 4, 2012 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fireworks,In,Ass,Kiss,Concerts,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Put A Condom On My Olympics

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another round of the quadrennial summer games. And it’s looking to be a hot one in London.

Essay | Updated Jul 27, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sex,Olympics,Condoms,150000,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

Jesus Vs. Santa By Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Signed books available from Cock and Bull Publishing LLC.

Book | Updated Jul 18, 2012 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Book

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Mary Magdalene Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene - also known as Mrs. Jesus Christ.

Essay | Updated Jul 16, 2012 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Mary,Magdalene,Christ,Claus,Mrs,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party,Nudity,Hot,Redhead

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