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By Victor Rikkers  (booksie.com)

A disturbing yet humorous look at the worst bowel movement in the history of man. (A "one to ten" is when someone thinks of a number between one and ten and dares another to do something undesirable. "One to ten you do...this". That person being dared guesses a number between one and ten and if...

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 3, 2014 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Poop,Bowel,Retribution,Toilet,Potty,Horror

When A Skeleton Decides To Go Bad

By Brian A Garber  (booksie.com)

A brand new tale starring America's favorite heroes: Hunchback and The Fat Kid!

Short Story | Updated Jun 7, 2014 | Reads: 88 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Hunchback,Fat,Kid,Vacation,Bones,Billy,Hawks,Police,Weeks,Poop

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From The Bowels Of The Chosen

By Joseph Small  (booksie.com)

Lady Tuna returns to the planet of Pluton when Mr.Beaner becomes gravely ill.

Short Story | Updated Feb 21, 2014 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Profanity,Medical,Hospital,Science,Fiction Poop Feces

Just Deserts

By Theafroman  (booksie.com)

This is one of my more recent pieces, it is the tale of a young lass named Sonny Watermellon who desperately wants to impress the neighborhood hottie, Alexander Alexander? And just how does she do it? Read on and find out!

Short Story | Updated Feb 4, 2014 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fairy,Tale,Poop,Funny,Sonny,Watermellon,Alexander,Afro

The Adventures Of Uncle Poop And Aunt Rat - THE WEDDING

By Cher Fallon  (booksie.com)

Once again Uncle Poop and Aunt Rat emerge from the rubble of their home in the dump; this time to attend a relatives' wedding. As usual things go

Short Story | Updated Jan 15, 2014 | Reads: 149 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Uncle,Poop,Aunt,Rat,Fantasy,Humour,Short,Stories,Funny,Adventures

My Memoir

By Daghandem99  (booksie.com)

This is my memoir which I wrote in 7th grade. Enjoy Techniques: (Psychological Insight)-(Self-deprecating humor) Central Conflict: Me not being able to adjust to my surroundings.

Short Story | Updated Nov 3, 2013 | Reads: 86 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Memoir,Real,Fiction,Science,Math,Book,Short,Story,7thgrade,Grade,English,Class,Lesson,Selfdeprecating,Self,Deprecating,Central,Conflict,Adjusttosurroundings,Surroundings

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Ancient Egypt

By Waylon Moosberger  (booksie.com)

THIS IS NOT A BOOK!!! I divided by essay into different parts so it would be easier to read. I have better things to do than write entire books on Ancient Egypt. This was the Social Studies research essay we had to write for our final school project this year. Well, hopefully it's the final. And...

Novel | Updated Jun 9, 2013 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Ancient,Egypt,Essay,Project,Poop,Life,Work,Arts,And,Sciences,Kingdoms,Awesome

Dr Poo And Poop

By Drpoo  (booksie.com)

I wrote it when I was bored

Poetry | Updated May 23, 2013 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poop,Dr,Funny,Interesting,Poem,Children

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Letter To: Dr.Oz

By Juli Monat  (booksie.com)

Doctor, I'll bring the money later.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 8, 2013 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poop,Loop,Urine,Bill,Police,Raid

Ever Wonder Whats Down The Toilet

By Waylon Moosberger  (booksie.com)

If you read the title of this story closely, you can see that this story is about going down the toilet. Well, sorry to spoil it, but it is. Wait! Before you start reading, I have to warn you. There's some pretty weird stuff here. Actually, weird wouldn't be the right word. Strange,...

Short Story | Updated Feb 15, 2013 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Waylon,Moosberger,Toilet,Poop,Butt,Awesome

Downtown To Browntown

By Poinpoin  (booksie.com)

A date that starts off perfectly, ending with a flatulent spark of love.

Poetry | Updated Feb 3, 2013 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Poop,Body,Romance,Sick,Comedy,Brown,Guy,Girl,Date,Bodily,Functions,Butt,Skid,Mark,Zebra,Stripes,Mishap,Unlucky

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The Case Of The Three-Eyed Dog....Thing.

By Waylon Moosberger  (booksie.com)

This is the Fiction 2 project I had to write for my class. Apparently, my teacher didn't like it. You know how I know that? A pink slip and now I have to re-write it again.... Fuck. I based this a lot like another story here on Booksie, Worm Poop. For those who know what I'm talking about,...

Short Story | Updated Nov 22, 2012 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poop,More,Insert,Tag,Here,Is,Cool,Science,Fiction,Worm,Waylon,Moosberger,Your,Momma,Why,Are,You,Even,Looking,At

Apoctalyptic Paradise

By Theisdarkstar  (booksie.com)

what my paradise would be

Poetry | Updated Oct 9, 2012 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Paradise,,Apocalyptic,Pie,Poop,Cake

Lifes Like Going To The Bathroom

By Skyslimitstevens  (booksie.com)

Your gonna laugh your butt off

Poetry | Updated Sep 24, 2012 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 4
Tags: Comedy,Poop,Joke,Lol

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Ever Wonder Whats Down The Toilet Part 2

By Waylon Moosberger  (booksie.com)

There's some dumb glitches on this website, so I couldn't post the whole Ever Wonder Whats down the toilet story in one whole thingy, so I had to split it up into two parts, well, here goes my best shot.

Short Story | Updated Jul 23, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Part,2,Poop,Toilet,Awesome,Waylon,Moosberger,Humor,Action,Adventure,Why,Are,You,Even,Reading,These,Stupid,Tags

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