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Random First Lines:My name is Private Matthew P. Coleman. I am part of a small american mercenary group called "Shadow"and I have no idea where I am right now... » Read
Silly idea but if you like Monty Python and crazy british eccentricity you should get a pretty good idea of the look of the characters, sound of their voices etc. Some distasteful images but I don't think it crosses the line. For US readers it may be worth tapping in a search for 'Lembit Opik'...