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Random First Lines:Lana was trapped and all that supported her was the dreams made in her mind, but what happens when the blanket of darkness is taken away and her... » Read
Silly idea but if you like Monty Python and crazy british eccentricity you should get a pretty good idea of the look of the characters, sound of their voices etc. Some distasteful images but I don't think it crosses the line. For US readers it may be worth tapping in a search for 'Lembit Opik'...