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Random First Lines:Now you see it, now you don't. Can you catch it? This short psychological thriller takes you into the mind of a person running through tunnels to... » Read
Silly idea but if you like Monty Python and crazy british eccentricity you should get a pretty good idea of the look of the characters, sound of their voices etc. Some distasteful images but I don't think it crosses the line. For US readers it may be worth tapping in a search for 'Lembit Opik'...