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Random First Lines:this is about the adventures of a wood-carving gnome named Jonathan, who lives in a tall fir tree deep in the forest with his wife Elizabeth. » Read
Did you ever wonder what would happen if donuts came to life? Well, you donâ€™t have to anymore! Follow the donuts on an awesome, funny, dramatic, and action packed quest as they search for safety in a world where donuts are eaten and they are mere ants among the stupid giants. Will they...
By Tucker Haase
Another pun-filled story I wrote with my friend Jack. Racism, Puns, and other horrible jokes you'll just love.
By Tucker Haase
I wrote this with my friends Jack and Rob, and we won the "Humor award" at our Highschool for it! If you don't like cheesy puns then don't bother, but you'll be missing out!
Well. Hello there. You're looking good today. Well anyway, if you're reading this it must mean that you wanna know what this story is about. Well this isn't the story itself. This is actually the alternate ending so make sure you read the full short story which you'll find on my account page....
Tony is one mean cut of steak. If you liked that one scene from Reservoir Dogs...check this out.
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Dedication-#1: Annie Legend, whose surname, if pronounced "En francais" would rhyme with the word "entendre" when properly pronounced "En francais, aussi!". (aussi = another double entendre.)
Dedication-#2: Someone, known only to myself, who may celebrate their 30th birthday during the month...