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Random First Lines:My take on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice » Read
Just a silly little fable, I wrote it for school once apon a time, and I found it and thought "why not?" so here it be.
Best short story ever. Seriously funny. Pure geniusness!!!
It's got everything from people with strange names to raccoons to a curious number.
You have to read this! It is seriously worth it.
Don't think this is a terrible summary and not read it. This is absolutely hilarious!!!