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it's a twilight Santa Clause thingie...it's funny though
Miscellaneous | Updated Aug 8, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
By Tyr Annassassi
Santa still at large as a fugitive after his successful hit on the Easter Bunny.
By Tyr Annassassi
Santa and the Easter Bunny have a falling out.
By Mystery Hyacinth
I've always been thankful that Santa brought me presents. Until I found out how he did it...
XD Just random stuff I wrote during Christmas!
I saw a little boy in a shopping mall one christmas. His hair was missing and he had a mobile i.v. unit with him. I wrote this shortly after...
Poetry | Updated Feb 16, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Poetry | Updated Jan 15, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
The Reindeer's Neigh- A Christmas Story
Plot... plot. I need a plot. I know, everybody dies! Oh wait, I already did that... man, this is hard. Harder. Harder than it was before... plot plot plot plotplotplot plit plot. Plitplotplottityplotplotplit plot. I know!
Poetry | Updated Dec 22, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
What happens when Renesmee sneaks down stairs to find mommy kissing santa clause?
Short Story | Updated Dec 21, 2008 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 11
HAve you ever not gotten a gift you've wanted all year on Christmas morning? Sad thing, isn't it?
By Thomas W Peterson
Hi everyone, I have been gone for a little while, and have just returned. I wrote this while I was away, and have a few others I will be submitting. NOTE: to all who left me a new comment, I try and respond to each and every comment, so if you left a comment, I will respond accordingly soon....
Add: a gorgeous telepath, one beautiful seventeen year old girl, and the compelling, romantic dynamics between the two. Throw in two perspectives, a pack of wild, elite teens, a snarky bad boy, and an annoyingly attractive sibling.
Bake until golden brown, and serve along the beach.
I love Jello. I also got a line ("Like Santa, eating too many cookies and milk") for a challenge from Hiralarious. I don't really know why, but it made me think of jello. So this is my dedication to jello! Enjoy!
P.S. this may be really silly and not make sense (note to readers: it's supposed to...
A limerick homage to the Black Rose Irish Pub in Santa Rosa, CA.
Poetry | Updated May 28, 2008 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
By Nita Eads
A little girl's thoughts of Christmas and how father explains the truth about Santa Clause.
Short Story | Updated May 13, 2008 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1