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What Santa Doesn't Know(To Be Continued...)

By Uri Love  (booksie.com)

People in this world upset me...

Poetry | Updated Oct 26, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Santa,Murder,Killer,Depressing,Dark,Depression,Sinister,Humorous


Santa Kneels With Baby Jesus

By Victoria Reid  (booksie.com)

On a family trip to Sedona, we stopped in the gift shop of a chapel and encountered something wonderful and truly bizarre!

Short Story | Updated Sep 29, 2009 | Reads: 159 | Comments: 10 | Likes: 12
Tags: Humor,Non,Fiction,Sedona,Az,Santa,Baby,Jesus

The TWILIGHT Before Cristmas

By Deelee  (booksie.com)

it's a twilight Santa Clause thingie...it's funny though

Miscellaneous | Updated Aug 8, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Comedy,Santa,Clause,Twilight,Parody,Funny


By Tyr Annassassi  (booksie.com)

Santa still at large as a fugitive after his successful hit on the Easter Bunny.

Article | Updated Jul 31, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Santa,Easter,Bunny,Jesus,Satire,Christmas,Humor,Funny,Comedy


By Tyr Annassassi  (booksie.com)

Santa and the Easter Bunny have a falling out.

Article | Updated Jul 31, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Santa,Easter,Bunny,Jesus,Christmas,Funny,Humor,Satire

Santa Claws

By Mystery Hyacinth  (booksie.com)

I've always been thankful that Santa brought me presents. Until I found out how he did it... XD Just random stuff I wrote during Christmas!

Poetry | Updated Mar 7, 2009 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Scary,Claws,Night,Time,Horror,Terrorising,Young,Children!,Xd


By Eyesofthesouth  (booksie.com)

I saw a little boy in a shopping mall one christmas. His hair was missing and he had a mobile i.v. unit with him. I wrote this shortly after...

Poetry | Updated Feb 16, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Santa,Christmas,Pearly,Gates,Heaven,Sick


By Kentero  (booksie.com)


Poetry | Updated Jan 15, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Christmas,&,Santa

Christmas Time With The Family

By Lanchava  (booksie.com)


Poetry | Updated Dec 22, 2008 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Tree,Santa,Reindeer,Family


I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause

By Kidarox123  (booksie.com)

What happens when Renesmee sneaks down stairs to find mommy kissing santa clause?

Short Story | Updated Dec 21, 2008 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 11
Tags: Kidarox123,Twilight,Reneseme,Christmas,Santa


"Happy Holidays You Fat Crap!"

By Canadianidiot  (booksie.com)

HAve you ever not gotten a gift you've wanted all year on Christmas morning? Sad thing, isn't it?

Poetry | Updated Dec 8, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Santa,Claus,Fat,Cookies,Elf,Elves,Reindeer,Dasher,Dancer,Prancer,Vixen,Comet,Cupid,Donner,Blizten,Rudolph,Christmas,Chanukah,Kwanza


Thom's Christmas Wish

By Thomas W Peterson  (booksie.com)

Hi everyone, I have been gone for a little while, and have just returned. I wrote this while I was away, and have a few others I will be submitting. NOTE: to all who left me a new comment, I try and respond to each and every comment, so if you left a comment, I will respond accordingly soon....

Poetry | Updated Dec 4, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Happy,Holiday,Santa,Thomas,Peterson,Occasion,Presents



By Jadorexjamore  (booksie.com)

Add: a gorgeous telepath, one beautiful seventeen year old girl, and the compelling, romantic dynamics between the two. Throw in two perspectives, a pack of wild, elite teens, a snarky bad boy, and an annoyingly attractive sibling. Stir. Bake until golden brown, and serve along the beach. by:...

Novel | Updated Oct 19, 2008 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 30
Tags: Love,Cali,California,Rio,Jake,Jacob,Telepaty,Telepath,Telepathic,High,School,Elite,Parties,Beach,Santa,Barbara,Lushel



By C00kies  (booksie.com)

I love Jello. I also got a line ("Like Santa, eating too many cookies and milk") for a challenge from Hiralarious. I don't really know why, but it made me think of jello. So this is my dedication to jello! Enjoy! P.S. this may be really silly and not make sense (note to readers: it's supposed to...

Poetry | Updated Jun 19, 2008 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Jello!!!!challenge,Hiralarious, "like,Santa,Eating,Too,Many,Cookies,&,Milk.

There Is A Publican In Santa Rosa

By Tarot  (booksie.com)

A limerick homage to the Black Rose Irish Pub in Santa Rosa, CA.

Poetry | Updated May 28, 2008 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Limerick,Santa,Rosa,Publican,Bud,Humor,Poem

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