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The Christmas Elephant

By Vanillarose  (booksie.com)

A funny short story about an Indian elephant that has run away from the travelling circus in Lapland and saves the day when Rudolf becomes ill and is unable to pull Santa's sleigh! A light hearted romp of a read for kids and big kids alike!

Short Story | Updated Nov 26, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Elephant,Christmas,Santa,Sleigh

harlowe_pilgrim

Santa And Mrs. Claus Interview, With Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim. When my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa wrapped, I conducted a series of interviews with some of its biggest players. The following is my interview with Santa and Mrs. Claus (also known as Kris and Jessica Kringle).

Essay | Updated Nov 23, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Interview,Funny,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Comedy

gazeinfo

Drunk Spoils Holiday Parade.

By Gazeinfo  (booksie.com)

There is a time and place for everything and unfortunately I believe some of us are missing that perspective. People have a right to live their life if it is not in violation with the laws the way they so choose even if we don't agree with them.

Article | Updated Nov 23, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Truth,True,Santa,Clause,People,Kids,Children

stephen_micenec

A New Christmas Dream

By Stephen Micenec  (booksie.com)

A story in rhyme of a dark Christmas eve given a new light.

Short Story | Updated Nov 21, 2012 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Wish,Reindeer,Treelights

don_george

Death Of A Sales Pitch

By Don George  (booksie.com)

Inspired by our unit 5 in Literature; "Ironizing Death" and Emily Dickinson.

Poetry | Updated Nov 16, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Religion,Water,Sale,Mourning,Death,Fish

Fathers And Their Lesbian Daughters

By Piccina  (booksie.com)

Fathers and Their Lesbian Daughters.

Short Story | Updated Nov 10, 2012 | Reads: 73 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Lesbian,Father,Daughter,Santa,Cruz,Coming,Out

Wedding Night Nerves

By Piccina  (booksie.com)

The nerves some feel on their wedding night.

Short Story | Updated Nov 9, 2012 | Reads: 306 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Wedding,Sex,Lesbian,Virgin,Santa,Cruz

harlowe_pilgrim

The Big Skydiving World Record, Jesus And Santa

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Jesus and Santa's brush with skydiving greatness. Featuring Jesus and Santa as they appear in the novel Jesus Vs. Santa by Harlowe Pilgrim.

Short Story | Updated Oct 21, 2012 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Story,Jesus,Christ,Skydiving,Santa,Claus,Womens,Lingerie,Space,Alien,Vaginormous,World,Record

Define Family

By Skinnylibra5  (booksie.com)

This is the story about three friends who are dealing with issues in their personal lives that forces them to come together and figure out what the definition of family really is

Novel | Updated Oct 18, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: African,American,Lesbian,Friends,Family,Santa,Cruz,California,Mother,Daughter,Relationships,Breast,Cancer,Coming,Out,Lawyer,Dentist,Computer,Company

I Saw Santa Claus On Christmas Eve(for Sexy Scarlett's Flash Fiction "Contest")

By Hyperforce  (booksie.com)

A man describes what he saw while taking a jet airliner home for the holidays.

Short Story | Updated Oct 17, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Flash,Fiction,Short,Story,Science,Fantasy,Holiday,The,Twilight,Zone,Berea,Ohio,Jet,Airliner,Santa,Claus,Christmas,Eve,Reindeer,Buck

"The Hill Barons' Kitchen" Website

By Sharonstockwell  (booksie.com)

“The Hill Barons’ Kitchen” is a banquet of visual imagery referencing spectacular art, architecture and design. The book reveals extraordinary tales of passionate Chefs as they compete in the Medallion d’Oro, crowning the greatest cuisinier in America. High spirited,...

Book | Updated Oct 10, 2012 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Love,Story,Santa,Barbara,1920s,Roaring,Twenties,Saga,Foodies

sharonstockwell

The Hill Barons' Kitchen

By Sharonstockwell  (booksie.com)

A LOVE STORY AND A FANTASY FOR FOODIES “The Hill Barons’ Kitchen” is a banquet of visual imagery referencing spectacular art, architecture and design. The book reveals extraordinary tales of passionate Chefs as they compete in the Medallion d’Oro, crowning the greatest...

Book | Updated Oct 3, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Love,Story,Santa,Barbara,1920s,Roaring,Twenties,Saga,Book,For,Foodies

harlowe_pilgrim

Jesus And His Old Lady

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.

Essay | Updated Sep 27, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Jesus,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Married,Humor,Comedy,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Vs,Santa

harlowe_pilgrim

Bestiality And Ewe

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your hands off the...

Essay | Updated Sep 4, 2012 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bestiality,Humor,Animal,Sex,Funny,Story,Zoophile,Comedy,Sick,Bastards,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

harlowe_pilgrim

Crack Down On Pussy Riot

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work.

Essay | Updated Aug 19, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pussy,Riot,Russian,Punk,Band,Feminist,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa


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