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Fathers And Their Lesbian Daughters

By Piccina  (booksie.com)

Fathers and Their Lesbian Daughters.

Short Story | Updated Nov 10, 2012 | Reads: 91 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Lesbian,Father,Daughter,Santa,Cruz,Coming,Out

Wedding Night Nerves

By Piccina  (booksie.com)

The nerves some feel on their wedding night.

Short Story | Updated Nov 9, 2012 | Reads: 345 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Wedding,Sex,Lesbian,Virgin,Santa,Cruz

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The Big Skydiving World Record, Jesus And Santa

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Jesus and Santa's brush with skydiving greatness. Featuring Jesus and Santa as they appear in the novel Jesus Vs. Santa by Harlowe Pilgrim.

Short Story | Updated Oct 21, 2012 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Story,Jesus,Christ,Skydiving,Santa,Claus,Womens,Lingerie,Space,Alien,Vaginormous,World,Record

Define Family

By Skinnylibra5  (booksie.com)

This is the story about three friends who are dealing with issues in their personal lives that forces them to come together and figure out what the definition of family really is

Novel | Updated Oct 18, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: African,American,Lesbian,Friends,Family,Santa,Cruz,California,Mother,Daughter,Relationships,Breast,Cancer,Coming,Out,Lawyer,Dentist,Computer,Company

I Saw Santa Claus On Christmas Eve(for Sexy Scarlett's Flash Fiction "Contest")

By Hyperforce  (booksie.com)

A man describes what he saw while taking a jet airliner home for the holidays.

Short Story | Updated Oct 17, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Flash,Fiction,Short,Story,Science,Fantasy,Holiday,The,Twilight,Zone,Berea,Ohio,Jet,Airliner,Santa,Claus,Christmas,Eve,Reindeer,Buck

"The Hill Barons' Kitchen" Website

By Sharonstockwell  (booksie.com)

“The Hill Barons’ Kitchen” is a banquet of visual imagery referencing spectacular art, architecture and design. The book reveals extraordinary tales of passionate Chefs as they compete in the Medallion d’Oro, crowning the greatest cuisinier in America. High spirited,...

Book | Updated Oct 10, 2012 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Love,Story,Santa,Barbara,1920s,Roaring,Twenties,Saga,Foodies

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The Hill Barons' Kitchen

By Sharonstockwell  (booksie.com)

A LOVE STORY AND A FANTASY FOR FOODIES “The Hill Barons’ Kitchen” is a banquet of visual imagery referencing spectacular art, architecture and design. The book reveals extraordinary tales of passionate Chefs as they compete in the Medallion d’Oro, crowning the greatest...

Book | Updated Oct 3, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Love,Story,Santa,Barbara,1920s,Roaring,Twenties,Saga,Book,For,Foodies

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Jesus And His Old Lady

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.

Essay | Updated Sep 27, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Jesus,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Married,Humor,Comedy,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Vs,Santa

A Dirty Christmas Card

By Mommy2brooklyn  (booksie.com)

funny xmas card poem!!!

Short Story | Updated Sep 21, 2012 | Reads: 21 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 4
Tags: Funny,Humor,Christmas,Presents,Santa,Clause

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Bestiality And Ewe

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your hands off the...

Essay | Updated Sep 4, 2012 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bestiality,Humor,Animal,Sex,Funny,Story,Zoophile,Comedy,Sick,Bastards,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Crack Down On Pussy Riot

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work.

Essay | Updated Aug 19, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pussy,Riot,Russian,Punk,Band,Feminist,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

Uncle Clause

By Frazier  (booksie.com)

My uncle scott died last year and he looked so much like santa clause and i wrote this and it was read at his funeral

Poetry | Updated Aug 12, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa

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Peeing On People

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in the literal sense, with actual urine flow—not in the figurative sense of the bad water we all wade through, just living life. Some may be into it—but for most people, if they haven’t asked for a golden shower, I...

Essay | Updated Aug 11, 2012 | Reads: 40 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Peeing,On,People,Public,Urination,Bar,Story,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Santas Gone Green

By Teggie  (booksie.com)

I do realise this is out of season but this is a story I wrote for @animalover brother and sister for christmas. I added lots og colours and fonts to the words, but it didnt come up onto booksie. *******I will do copies if you wish for a christmas present for someone in your family********...

Book | Updated Aug 8, 2012 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Children,Animal,Lover,Story,Santa,Green,Red

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Really? He Put Fireworks In His Ass?

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the fireworks out of his ass? Sounds like someone’s been to too many KISS concerts.

Essay | Updated Aug 4, 2012 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fireworks,In,Ass,Kiss,Concerts,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa


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