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Jesus Vs. Santa By Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Signed books available from Cock and Bull Publishing LLC.

Book | Updated Jul 18, 2012 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Book

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Mary Magdalene Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene - also known as Mrs. Jesus Christ.

Essay | Updated Jul 16, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Mary,Magdalene,Christ,Claus,Mrs,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party,Nudity,Hot,Redhead

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Jesus Christ Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book Jesus Vs. Santa. When I finished the book, I conducted interviews with some of its stars. First off is my interview with Jesus Christ. It went like this:

Essay | Updated Jun 30, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs.,Santa,Mrs.,Claus,Mary,Magdalene,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party

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Jesus Vs. Santa

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy. Jesus Christ is not pleased with Santa Claus and the secular celebration of his birthday. A chance meeting brings them together, and their wives—Mary Magdalene and Mrs. Claus—have their hands full. (Adult...

Book | Updated Jun 30, 2012 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Jesus,Vs.,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Sexy,Mrs.,Claus,Mary,Magdalene,Humor,Funny,Story,Adult,Sex,Religion,Party,Hot,Readhead,Blonde

Opinions From Now And The Past

By Ulises810  (booksie.com)

When I was little, I believed in Santa Clause, My friends told me he was real, I get anything I want and give cookies in return, That was a great deal, Then one day my cousin pulls me to the side, Tells me that there is no Santa clause That night I couldn’t believe my eyes Now I tell...

Poetry | Updated May 15, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Opinion Santa,Clause Little,Now Lie Truth

The Legend Of The Miakoda

By Oliviafasmith  (booksie.com)

Some old local tales come to the attention of a Tucson high school in late summer, and everyone wants to know more about the legends of the Santa Rita Mountains. When a group of teens go on a hiking trip in the Coronado National Forest, will they discover that the tales may be more than just...

Novel | Updated May 6, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Wolves,Teen,Teenagers,Arizona,Tucson,Santa,Rita,Mountains

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The Most Important Night Of The Year

By Josiahmorgan11  (booksie.com)

What really happens on the most important night of the year?

Short Story | Updated Apr 6, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Presents,Thump,Bump,Crackle,Santa,Box

Dear Santa, I Can Explain

By Katiahope  (booksie.com)

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Short Story | Updated Mar 26, 2012 | Reads: 64 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Christmas,Death,Orphans

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Heart Novel

By Doug Bremner  (booksie.com)

A cardiac surgeon can fix other people's hearts but not his own.

Novel | Updated Feb 26, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Health,Cardiology,Atlanta,Sicily,Italy,Santa,Lucia

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Santa Claus And Little Sister

By Drbriangsnow  (booksie.com)

Dear Anonymous, We are so sorry that we didn't recognize the signs. Love, Humanity

Book | Updated Feb 20, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Young,Adult,Teenage,Suicide,Girl,Gangs,Inspiration,Hope,"to,Santa,Claus,And,Little,Sisters

Kids Accompany Santa On Christmas Eve Trip

By Kidcool4jesus  (booksie.com)

Two children are selected to accompany Santa on his annual around-the-world Christmas Eve trip.

Short Story | Updated Dec 26, 2011 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Christmas,Sleigh

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Once Upon A Time (Chrisrmas )

By Swimminglemons  (booksie.com)

Annie and Amyie are 2 year old twins about to embark on a big journey. Part of this idea was from My Class.

Short Story | Updated Dec 23, 2011 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Children,Santa

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SANTA VS.THE GASH SUCKING FASCISTS FROM OUTER SPACE

By St Gulik  (booksie.com)

A popular talk-show host is made ruler of the world by vampyric lesbians from outer space.

Short Story | Updated Dec 21, 2011 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Godzilla,Talk-show,Socialism,Dark,Comedy,Sci-fi-lesbian,Violence,World,Domination,Christmas,Vampire,Alien,Fun,Stupid,B-movie,Furries

The Old Lie...

By Whyistherumalwaysgone  (booksie.com)

Santa Claus ain't coming to town...

Poetry | Updated Dec 21, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Christmas,Santa,Father,Children,Parents,Presents,Lying,Unfair,Names,Rude

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REd Neck Santa And Rudoph

By Solo Girl  (booksie.com)

This would be the red-neck santa. This is for a contest and dedicated to the real red-neck santa, my dad. He is doing x-mas for us this year at our house. Now mom is gonna love x-mas! Ho ho ho!

Short Story | Updated Dec 20, 2011 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Red-neck,Rudoph,X-mas


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