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Put A Condom On My Olympics

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another round of the quadrennial summer games. And it’s looking to be a hot one in London.

Essay | Updated Jul 27, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sex,Olympics,Condoms,150000,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

wigo

It All Started With A Request For Santa.

By Wigo  (booksie.com)

It will blow, your, mind! (Apologies in advance for not capitalizing all the "I"s, I'm from the Netherlands and accidentaly forgot to do this.)

Short Story | Updated Jul 22, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Easter,Christmas,Holiday,Fantasy,Fiction

Jesus Vs. Santa By Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Signed books available from Cock and Bull Publishing LLC.

Book | Updated Jul 18, 2012 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Book

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Mary Magdalene Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene - also known as Mrs. Jesus Christ.

Essay | Updated Jul 16, 2012 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Mary,Magdalene,Christ,Claus,Mrs,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party,Nudity,Hot,Redhead

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Jesus Christ Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book Jesus Vs. Santa. When I finished the book, I conducted interviews with some of its stars. First off is my interview with Jesus Christ. It went like this:

Essay | Updated Jun 30, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs.,Santa,Mrs.,Claus,Mary,Magdalene,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party

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Jesus Vs. Santa

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy. Jesus Christ is not pleased with Santa Claus and the secular celebration of his birthday. A chance meeting brings them together, and their wives—Mary Magdalene and Mrs. Claus—have their hands full. (Adult...

Book | Updated Jun 30, 2012 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Jesus,Vs.,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Sexy,Mrs.,Claus,Mary,Magdalene,Humor,Funny,Story,Adult,Sex,Religion,Party,Hot,Readhead,Blonde

Opinions From Now And The Past

By Ulises810  (booksie.com)

When I was little, I believed in Santa Clause, My friends told me he was real, I get anything I want and give cookies in return, That was a great deal, Then one day my cousin pulls me to the side, Tells me that there is no Santa clause That night I couldn’t believe my eyes Now I tell...

Poetry | Updated May 15, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Opinion Santa,Clause Little,Now Lie Truth

The Legend Of The Miakoda

By Oliviafasmith  (booksie.com)

Some old local tales come to the attention of a Tucson high school in late summer, and everyone wants to know more about the legends of the Santa Rita Mountains. When a group of teens go on a hiking trip in the Coronado National Forest, will they discover that the tales may be more than just...

Novel | Updated May 6, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Wolves,Teen,Teenagers,Arizona,Tucson,Santa,Rita,Mountains

josiahmorgan11

The Most Important Night Of The Year

By Josiahmorgan11  (booksie.com)

What really happens on the most important night of the year?

Short Story | Updated Apr 6, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Presents,Thump,Bump,Crackle,Santa,Box

Dear Santa, I Can Explain

By Katiahope  (booksie.com)

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Short Story | Updated Mar 26, 2012 | Reads: 77 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Christmas,Death,Orphans

doug_bremner

Heart Novel

By Doug Bremner  (booksie.com)

A cardiac surgeon can fix other people's hearts but not his own.

Novel | Updated Feb 26, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Health,Cardiology,Atlanta,Sicily,Italy,Santa,Lucia

drbriangsnow

Santa Claus And Little Sister

By Drbriangsnow  (booksie.com)

Dear Anonymous, We are so sorry that we didn't recognize the signs. Love, Humanity

Book | Updated Feb 20, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Young,Adult,Teenage,Suicide,Girl,Gangs,Inspiration,Hope,"to,Santa,Claus,And,Little,Sisters

Kids Accompany Santa On Christmas Eve Trip

By Kidcool4jesus  (booksie.com)

Two children are selected to accompany Santa on his annual around-the-world Christmas Eve trip.

Short Story | Updated Dec 26, 2011 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Christmas,Sleigh

swimminglemons

Once Upon A Time (Chrisrmas )

By Swimminglemons  (booksie.com)

Annie and Amyie are 2 year old twins about to embark on a big journey. Part of this idea was from My Class.

Short Story | Updated Dec 23, 2011 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Children,Santa

st_gulik

SANTA VS.THE GASH SUCKING FASCISTS FROM OUTER SPACE

By St Gulik  (booksie.com)

A popular talk-show host is made ruler of the world by vampyric lesbians from outer space.

Short Story | Updated Dec 21, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Godzilla,Talk-show,Socialism,Dark,Comedy,Sci-fi-lesbian,Violence,World,Domination,Christmas,Vampire,Alien,Fun,Stupid,B-movie,Furries


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