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Bestiality And Ewe

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your hands off the...

Essay | Updated Sep 4, 2012 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bestiality,Humor,Animal,Sex,Funny,Story,Zoophile,Comedy,Sick,Bastards,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa


Crack Down On Pussy Riot

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work.

Essay | Updated Aug 19, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pussy,Riot,Russian,Punk,Band,Feminist,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

Uncle Clause

By Frazier  (booksie.com)

My uncle scott died last year and he looked so much like santa clause and i wrote this and it was read at his funeral

Poetry | Updated Aug 12, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa


Peeing On People

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in the literal sense, with actual urine flow—not in the figurative sense of the bad water we all wade through, just living life. Some may be into it—but for most people, if they haven’t asked for a golden shower, I...

Essay | Updated Aug 11, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Peeing,On,People,Public,Urination,Bar,Story,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa


Santas Gone Green

By Teggie  (booksie.com)

I do realise this is out of season but this is a story I wrote for @animalover brother and sister for christmas. I added lots og colours and fonts to the words, but it didnt come up onto booksie. *******I will do copies if you wish for a christmas present for someone in your family********...

Book | Updated Aug 8, 2012 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Children,Animal,Lover,Story,Santa,Green,Red


Really? He Put Fireworks In His Ass?

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the fireworks out of his ass? Sounds like someone’s been to too many KISS concerts.

Essay | Updated Aug 4, 2012 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fireworks,In,Ass,Kiss,Concerts,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa


Put A Condom On My Olympics

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another round of the quadrennial summer games. And it’s looking to be a hot one in London.

Essay | Updated Jul 27, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sex,Olympics,Condoms,150000,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa


It All Started With A Request For Santa.

By Wigo  (booksie.com)

It will blow, your, mind! (Apologies in advance for not capitalizing all the "I"s, I'm from the Netherlands and accidentaly forgot to do this.)

Short Story | Updated Jul 22, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Santa,Easter,Christmas,Holiday,Fantasy,Fiction

Jesus Vs. Santa By Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Signed books available from Cock and Bull Publishing LLC.

Book | Updated Jul 18, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Book


Mary Magdalene Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene - also known as Mrs. Jesus Christ.

Essay | Updated Jul 16, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Mary,Magdalene,Christ,Claus,Mrs,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party,Nudity,Hot,Redhead


Jesus Christ Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Hello everybody. I'm Harlowe Pilgrim, author of the book Jesus Vs. Santa. When I finished the book, I conducted interviews with some of its stars. First off is my interview with Jesus Christ. It went like this:

Essay | Updated Jun 30, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs.,Santa,Mrs.,Claus,Mary,Magdalene,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party


Jesus Vs. Santa

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

If Jesus isn’t happy … nobody’s going to be happy. Jesus Christ is not pleased with Santa Claus and the secular celebration of his birthday. A chance meeting brings them together, and their wives—Mary Magdalene and Mrs. Claus—have their hands full. (Adult...

Book | Updated Jun 30, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Jesus,Vs.,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Sexy,Mrs.,Claus,Mary,Magdalene,Humor,Funny,Story,Adult,Sex,Religion,Party,Hot,Readhead,Blonde

Opinions From Now And The Past

By Ulises810  (booksie.com)

When I was little, I believed in Santa Clause, My friends told me he was real, I get anything I want and give cookies in return, That was a great deal, Then one day my cousin pulls me to the side, Tells me that there is no Santa clause That night I couldn’t believe my eyes Now I tell...

Poetry | Updated May 15, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Opinion Santa,Clause Little,Now Lie Truth

The Legend Of The Miakoda

By Oliviafasmith  (booksie.com)

Some old local tales come to the attention of a Tucson high school in late summer, and everyone wants to know more about the legends of the Santa Rita Mountains. When a group of teens go on a hiking trip in the Coronado National Forest, will they discover that the tales may be more than just...

Novel | Updated May 6, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Wolves,Teen,Teenagers,Arizona,Tucson,Santa,Rita,Mountains


The Most Important Night Of The Year

By Josiahmorgan11  (booksie.com)

What really happens on the most important night of the year?

Short Story | Updated Apr 6, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Christmas,Presents,Thump,Bump,Crackle,Santa,Box

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