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Letter From Your Murderer

By Vampire Angel  (booksie.com)

This was a class assighnment in 5th grade were we had to write an apology letter. I just thought i'd post it for the fun of it. Just beware since i wrote it in 5th grade well it's not very good.

Poetry | Updated Aug 12, 2008 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 16
Tags: Murder,Death,Letter,Apology,Sarcasm,Evil

Epistle To Love

By Uncommoncold  (booksie.com)

We had to write a letter to an abstraction in creative writing, so I decided to write mine to love. It's an age and a half old, but I thought it mildly amusing.

Poetry | Updated Jul 6, 2008 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poetry,Epistle,Love,Sarcasm

I'm Nobody

By Uncommoncold  (booksie.com)

Well, another poem produced in my creative writing class. It was an answer to a Dickinson poem, I think. Anyway, I enjoyed writing it.

Poetry | Updated Jul 5, 2008 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Nobody,Sarcasm


First Day Of Highschool

By Kidarox123  (booksie.com)

A little story of a girl named Chloe's first day of highschool.

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 20, 2008 | Reads: 212 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 5
Tags: Humor,School,Sarcasm


Katana Katana

By Michael F Hepburn  (booksie.com)

Sex, violence, lies and confrontation. But this day at the office is different.

Short Story | Updated Nov 13, 2007 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sacratirial,Dark,Humor,Sarcasm,Violent,Confrontation,Office,Murder,Affair

Paradise !!!

By Pavan  (booksie.com)

sarcastic commentary on morals and society.

Short Story | Updated Oct 9, 2007 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Morals,Society,Shackles,Mind


That Evil Witch!

By Mistyfog  (booksie.com)

A comical slice of life of a simple girl... or shall I say... I very sarcastic girl who loves to ruin the lives of witches... ehem... I mean, school principals... and end up... with a big

Short Story | Updated Sep 10, 2007 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: School,Life,Funny,Story,Girl,Sarcasm,Humor


By Mephistophelian  (booksie.com)

Meet Ursa Meyer

Novel | Updated Jun 26, 2007 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Superhero,Super,Power,Romance,Action,Government,First,Person,Realism,Dark,Violence,Mature,Sarcasm


By Slapz  (booksie.com)

Sometimes, you just have to say it..

Poetry | Updated May 31, 2007 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Say,Word,Slapz,Hate,Freak,Anger,Agony,Misery


By Ashent  (booksie.com)

I always have a certain love for an original anything. Something untouched after leaving a writer's pen.

Poetry | Updated Apr 24, 2007 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Poetry,Humanity,Choice,Reason,Sarcasm,Dark,Love


Sarcasm In Art Form

By Elegantbleeding  (booksie.com)

A somewhat sillier piece. Something about this makes me clearly think of Flogging Molly. "Some say 'Take me or leave me', But I'll just say-- GO AWAY."

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2007 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Poem,Poetry,Elegantbleeding,Romance,Satire,Sarcasm,Sanity,Insanity


Saint Patrick Meets Clancy.

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

Most probably and in my opinion, the best written verse in the English language is the opening verse of "Clancy Lowers The Boom". Apparently written by Johnny Lange and Hy Heath in 1948 or before?. Only 1 verse is presented. Readers are welcomed to add their own. No profanity please. Keep a...

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2007 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 11 | Likes: 22
Tags: Bradley Clancy Clancy,Lowered,The,Boom Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr Edwardjbradleysr England English,Language English,Language,Mastery,Holiday,Humor,Ireland,Irish,Parody,Saint,Patrick Saint,Patrick,Meets,Clancy Saint,Patrick's,Day St,Patrick St


I Am Not A Poet

By J A Morales  (booksie.com)

My sarcasm is hard to translate into text

Poetry | Updated Mar 2, 2007 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 5
Tags: Love,Hate,Fun,Sarcasm,Happiness,Petty,Selfishness


Common Use Of English In America

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

American talk-show host, actor and avid liberal intellectual, Dick Cavett, returned to the public spotlight by writing Op.Ed colums for the N.Y. Times. This was his first published submission. To date, February 24, 2007, there have been 746 blog entries in response to it. Some are quite...

Short Story | Updated Feb 25, 2007 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 20
Tags: Bradley Common,Use,Of,English Common,English,In,America Dick,Cavett Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr Edwardjbradleysr English English,Language English,Language,Usage,Humor,Ridicule,Sarcasm,Satire,Us,President George,W.,Bush


Freedom Of Speech And The Global War-On-Terror

By Edwardjbradleysr  (booksie.com)

This is to present a lighter and somewhat sarcastic view of a truly serious issue, currently, under heated public debate. From September 11, 2001 until now, the end of 2006, this debate has been gradually intensifying. On one side of the debate are civil libertarians who claim that one or...

Short Story | Updated Dec 21, 2006 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 8
Tags: Alqueda America Bill,Of,Rights Bradley Edward,J,Bradley Edward,J.,Bradley,Sr. Edward,Sr Edwardjbradleysr Civil,Rights Freedom,Speech,Israel,Islam,Jihad,National,Security,Patriotism,Peace,Sarcasm,Taliban,Terrorism,United,States,America,U.s.,Us,U.s.a.,Usa,War,War,On,Terror Ww3 World,War,3

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