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A collection of sarcastic answers to give people when they ask you stupid questions.
By Adam Van Buren
This humorous essay documents a family trip to backwater Virginia. I pepper my account with sarcasm, humor, and irreverence galore.
Miscellaneous | Updated Jan 26, 2014 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
The beautiful valley of Kashmir is bruised and shaken due to the long raging armed conflict.Behind the facade of normalcy rage the ugly religious and ideological divides that have polarised the Kashmiri society.There's utter disregard for Kashmir's beauty and culture (and that too by her own...
Poetry | Updated Jan 2, 2014 | Reads: 128 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
A fictitious, sarcastic diary of a kid in the future.
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Tyler is a non-sociable girl in highschool. She is so happy her time in school is about over and then her life goes for a spin. The teen who doesn't like drama, is not in the life of the most popular, hot, amazing boy at their school. How will she get out of this mess?
This is a thought that occurred to me a while back, i wanted to know what i would sound like if i wrote in a very sarcastic and cynical tone.
Short Story | Updated Jul 27, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
It is a light-hearted attack on heteronormativity; but I'm not a misogynist! I'm from India and Indian Cable television doesn't pander to queer tastes..
Poetry | Updated Jul 22, 2013 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Allison falls in love with Tyler, a vampire since the moment they met. Everything is perfect until Jared rises from the dead what will this lead to? Death, misery, love, despair, sorrow,or is this all just game? There is a secret revealed that nobody thought would ever happen.
When will this...
Book | Updated Jul 4, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Fragment Earth â€“ An epic adventure into madness, this series of short stories explores the chains that bind the human spirit to the repetition of survival.
S.S.H.U.T.: Identifying Evil
What if people could think for themselves? No, I don't mean rotating the...
A letter to my beloved's ex-wife.
He's always noticed some of the wildest shit. People blurring and glitching were just pebbles in a mountain of unnatural and unexplainable occurrences he's experienced. When he witnesses the end of the world is caused by this twink pressing a button, his life completely resets changing all...
How far will you go to keep your relationship together, and how much farther to keep it a secret?
Jet Watkins will get revenge against Travis Harding. He made her life a living hell up until junior year in high school, when he moved away. Now they're both in college, Jet is drop-dead gorgeous, and Travis is determined to have her. The best part? He doesn't even recognize who she is. It's the...
Everyone is a little know it all every once in a while, and this came out from a breif muse for a second who thought she just knew it allllll....
Chocolate is dying!