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Backwater Blues

By Adam Van Buren  (booksie.com)

This humorous essay documents a family trip to backwater Virginia. I pepper my account with sarcasm, humor, and irreverence galore.

Miscellaneous | Updated Jan 26, 2014 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Virginia,Travel,Humor,Sarcasm

inabat

The Lost Paradise

By Inabat  (booksie.com)

The beautiful valley of Kashmir is bruised and shaken due to the long raging armed conflict.Behind the facade of normalcy rage the ugly religious and ideological divides that have polarised the Kashmiri society.There's utter disregard for Kashmir's beauty and culture (and that too by her own...

Poetry | Updated Jan 2, 2014 | Reads: 128 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: Turmoil,Decay,Loss,Sarcasm

A Kid's Diary From 2107 (12/02/2014)

By Haroldsmith284  (booksie.com)

A fictitious, sarcastic diary of a kid in the future. Tags: laugh funny hilarious joke lol lmao rofl roflmao roflmfao future futuristic futurama jetsons idiocracy sci-fi cyberpunk orwellian GMO genetic-engineering sarcasm sarcastic big-brother surveillance surveillance-state

Short Story | Updated Oct 19, 2013 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Laugh,Funny,Hilarious,Joke,Lol,Lmao,Rofl,Roflmao,Roflmfao,Future,Futuristic,Futurama,Jetsons,Idiocracy,Sci-fi,Cyberpunk,Orwellian,Gmo,Genetic-engineering,Sarcasm

uniquelykyla

The Not So Perfect Love Story

By Uniquelykyla  (booksie.com)

Tyler is a non-sociable girl in highschool. She is so happy her time in school is about over and then her life goes for a spin. The teen who doesn't like drama, is not in the life of the most popular, hot, amazing boy at their school. How will she get out of this mess?

Novel | Updated Oct 9, 2013 | Reads: 34 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Teen,High,School,Chicklit,Sarcasm,Romance,Popularity,Friendship,Life,Drama,Fun

CYNICISM

By 2096am  (booksie.com)

This is a thought that occurred to me a while back, i wanted to know what i would sound like if i wrote in a very sarcastic and cynical tone.

Short Story | Updated Jul 27, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Cynicism,Humor,Truth,Thought

Heteronorma-TV-ty

By Soluslupin  (booksie.com)

It is a light-hearted attack on heteronormativity; but I'm not a misogynist! I'm from India and Indian Cable television doesn't pander to queer tastes..

Poetry | Updated Jul 22, 2013 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Gay,Protest,Heteronormativity,Sarcasm

The Vampire Hunter

By Lori109127  (booksie.com)

Allison falls in love with Tyler, a vampire since the moment they met. Everything is perfect until Jared rises from the dead what will this lead to? Death, misery, love, despair, sorrow,or is this all just game? There is a secret revealed that nobody thought would ever happen. When will this...

Book | Updated Jul 4, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Vampire,Funny,Sarcasm

fragmentearth

Fragment Earth - 001s - S.S.H.U.T. (English Edition)

By Fragmentearth  (booksie.com)

Fragment Earth – An epic adventure into madness, this series of short stories explores the chains that bind the human spirit to the repetition of survival.
 
S.S.H.U.T.: Identifying Evil
 
What if people could think for themselves? No, I don't mean rotating the...

Book | Updated Jun 8, 2013 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Voyage,Discover,Personal,Truth,Understand,Intelligence,Think,Repeat,Group,Thought,Child,Fantasy,Development,Psychology,War,Story,Battle,Berlin,End

Letter From Anna

By Aedyn  (booksie.com)

A letter to my beloved's ex-wife.

Short Story | Updated Jun 5, 2013 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Divorce,Affair,Cheating,Lying,Hate,Hatred,Judgmental,Sarcasm,Relationship,Love,Pain,Depression

xxsplintereddarkness

Reset: Accounts Of The End

By Xxsplintereddarkness  (booksie.com)

He's always noticed some of the wildest shit. People blurring and glitching were just pebbles in a mountain of unnatural and unexplainable occurrences he's experienced. When he witnesses the end of the world is caused by this twink pressing a button, his life completely resets changing all...

Novel | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Supernatural,Fantasy,Humor,Amnesia,Contemporary,Slightly,Gay,Journals,Parallel,Universe,Sarcasm,End,Of,The,World,Language

chienne

Right Here

By Chienne  (booksie.com)

How far will you go to keep your relationship together, and how much farther to keep it a secret?

Novel | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 9
Tags: California,Skinny,Love,Teen,Fiction,Sarcasm,Hate

Sweeter Than Revenge

By Colourtheday  (booksie.com)

Jet Watkins will get revenge against Travis Harding. He made her life a living hell up until junior year in high school, when he moved away. Now they're both in college, Jet is drop-dead gorgeous, and Travis is determined to have her. The best part? He doesn't even recognize who she is. It's the...

Novel | Updated Apr 8, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Romance,College,Young,Adult,Revenge,Ugly,Duckling,Transformation,Tease,Love,Couple,High,School,Colourtheday,Hot,Sexy,Funny,Humor,Sarcasm,Game

greenglasses

Know-it-All

By Greenglasses  (booksie.com)

Everyone is a little know it all every once in a while, and this came out from a breif muse for a second who thought she just knew it allllll....

Poetry | Updated Apr 2, 2013 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sarcasm,Know-it-all,Wrong,Outburst,Attitude,Haughty

kissthemoon

Afternoon Ramblings -2-

By Kissthemoon  (booksie.com)

Chocolate is dying!

Article | Updated Mar 12, 2013 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Food,Chocolate,Funny,Eating,Apocalypse,Journal,Life,Extinct,Society,Idea,Theory,Sarcasm

kissthemoon

Afternoon Ramblings -1-

By Kissthemoon  (booksie.com)

Is it just me, or....

Article | Updated Mar 7, 2013 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Life,Sarcasm,Iphone,Telephone,Smartphone,Internet,History,Travel


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