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Perpetuating The Species

By Spencerphelps  (booksie.com)

On one hand, Mike Lynch hates kids. He can’t stand how they scream all the time, poop themselves, everything. That probably comes from his father reminding Mike throughout his childhood that he was never wanted. On the other hand, that ice of indifference surrounding Mike's biological...

Book | Updated Jul 5, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Contemporary,Deadbeat,Sarcasm,Fatherhood,Marion,Ohio

False Desires Can Keep You Inspired

By Jayhenjes21  (booksie.com)

I made this purely out of boredom.

Poetry | Updated Jun 20, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Funny,Oxymoron,Metaphor,Sarcasm,Weird,Bizzare,Original,Drugs,Obesity,Fire,Serial,Killers,Jobs,Occupations

You Are My Sunshine..

By Reneelovespink  (booksie.com)

A contract killer hires everyday 23 year old desk worker Alizé Note & puts her up for the biggest job of her life. Dax, her mysterious yet attractive boss confuses her emotions putting her in a difficult spot.

Book | Updated May 26, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Sarcasm,Airport,Kids,Action,Adventure,Play,Fighting,Hit

Crappily Ever After

By Thegirlinthedress  (booksie.com)

Everyone has heard of a fairytale with a happy ever after. Well this is a nightmarey tale with a happy never after. It explores love and relationships in the modern world of social networking with a humorous twist.

Novel | Updated May 8, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Romantic,Comedy,Humor,Drama,Instagram,Relationships,Sarcasm,Sarcastic,Funny,Love,Unrequited,Youth,Teen,Social,Media,Rejection

Bad Satire

By Massi  (booksie.com)

More sarcasm to wit

Miscellaneous | Updated May 3, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Bad,Humor,Opinion

"It's O.K."

By Dlcannon Reprise  (booksie.com)

taken from my book, "Embarking Upon Madness"

Poetry | Updated Apr 25, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love-life,Loss,And,Then,Sarcasm,With,God

Miserably Ever After

By Kathdist  (booksie.com)

The famous tale of Cinderella told through the eyes of sarcastic stepsister, Drizella Tremaine where Cinderella is a brat, the Prince is a superficial, and Drizella is just caught in between.

Short Story | Updated Apr 17, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Cinderella,Fairytale,Stepsister,Humor,Comedy,Funny,Sarcasm,Prince,Charming,Fiction,Fan

Mr. Gravestone And The Spirit Of Vengeance - An Epic Tale Chapter 1

By Quetzalqoatl99  (booksie.com)

Read the story and find out yourself.

Short Story | Updated Apr 17, 2012 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Horror,Sarcasm,Fun,Entertaining,Stupid

Big City Hero

By Coridia  (booksie.com)

A poem, perhaps long winded. Some things never change.

Poetry | Updated Mar 6, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Relationships,Love,Heartbreak,Sarcasm

Wonderland: From My Heart To Yours

By Lywren Bellisario  (booksie.com)

Sometimes the person you fall in love with takes your heart and smashes it into peices. Sometimes they do it without explanation. Sometimes he or she does it simply for the joy of it. Well, you know what? Here are my thoughts on that...the 'Wonderland' that was created for me. By you, of...

Poetry | Updated Feb 2, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Sarcasm,Best,Poem,Ever,Loss,Grief,Emotion,Powerful,L.b,Lywren,Bellisario,Amazing


Down To Hell

By Phoebe Kishbaugh  (booksie.com)

poem i wrote when i was in a bitter and sarcastic mood

Poetry | Updated Jan 31, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Hell,Death,Sarcasm,Bitter,Grave,Buried,Alive


Love, Hate, Sarcasm, And Robots

By Rusted Crimson Lust  (booksie.com)

This is a portal fan fiction, Chelley to be exact. Chell returns to Aperture upon realizing that civilization has fallen apart. GLaDOS has brought Wheatly back from space, in need of test subjects. Chaos ensues...

Short Story | Updated Jan 28, 2012 | Reads: 34 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Chelley,Portal,Glados,Chell,Wheatly,Companion,Cube,Love,Hate,Sarcasm,Robots

Confessions Of A Teenage Killer

By Lavidian12  (booksie.com)

A short story from the Killer's point of view. Not your typical Killer though. For some reason, the paragraphs kinda got seperated. :P Sorry.

Short Story | Updated Jan 19, 2012 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Horror,Thriller,Remorseful,Death,Sarcasm


It's Up To You

By Smilevalentine  (booksie.com)

If people hates you, dare them to love you if they CAN! :) Whatever response they'll give you is all up to them.

Poetry | Updated Jan 15, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 11
Tags: Decision,Sarcasm,Negative,Side


Thanks! (NOT!)

By Brelizzy  (booksie.com)

A little scene of my high school's band room.

Poetry | Updated Jan 12, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Smartass,Sarcasm,Low,Self-esteem,Singing

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