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eludingdarling

A Lover But My Lover

By Eludingdarling  (booksie.com)

A Lover is her but my lover I prefer

Poetry | Updated Oct 14, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Love,Sarcasm,Joking,Teasing,Lover

katesmak

Siviros Academy

By Katesmak  (booksie.com)

Juniors, Seniors, and... Shadow people!? WTH?! You think your first day of school is bad? You have no idea what those words mean! Tristan Kalebs is eighteen years old as short as a seventh grader and filled with an attitude to rival a bridezilla, with the fashion sense of an exploded rainbow. He...

Novel | Updated Oct 8, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Gay,Romance,School,Fiction,Paranormal,Friendship,Sarcasm

sarahstickyy

My Tainted Love Story

By Sarahstickyy  (booksie.com)

She had forgotten the past nine years due to a terrible incident. What exactly is this terrifying secret that's being buried within her past memories? Will it finally unveil itself? Only time will tell. But what happens when she meets her childhood bestfriend - or should I say lover? How will...

Novel | Updated Sep 30, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Heart,Break,Miranda,Clyde,Addie,Alessandra,Hatred,Sarcasm,Revenge,Glamorous,Romance,Billionaire,Incident,Jealousy,Model,Mystery,Memories,Spongebob,Perfect,Thriller

j_christopher__bartley

Well, I'll Be Damned.

By J Christopher Bartley  (booksie.com)

A humorous critique of my own work.. things that others have said to me at some point. haha

Poetry | Updated Sep 12, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 5
Tags: Humorous Sarcasm Poetry

a_l_jones

District 98.

By A L Jones  (booksie.com)

A virus, set out by the power hungry Arkanians, has been let loose within the city of Tranlai, causing all of the citizens within to either run to the forest of Yulo or face a painful, soul-crushing death. Lacie-Mai of the Baxter clan has been split from her parents when the virus caught onto...

Book | Updated Jul 29, 2012 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Wit,Sarcasm,Manly,Fantasy

alexcrouzetpascal

"A Walk In The Park"

By Alexcrouzetpascal  (booksie.com)

When Gilbert Hayes goes for a walk in the park, disaster strikes. Read on for a short yet satisfying story filled with good guys, bad guys, and explosions. P.S. I lied about the explosions.

Short Story | Updated Jul 10, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Satire,Comedy,Short,Story,Sarcasm,Police,Mystery

spencerphelps

Perpetuating The Species

By Spencerphelps  (booksie.com)

On one hand, Mike Lynch hates kids. He can’t stand how they scream all the time, poop themselves, everything. That probably comes from his father reminding Mike throughout his childhood that he was never wanted. On the other hand, that ice of indifference surrounding Mike's biological...

Book | Updated Jul 5, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Contemporary,Deadbeat,Sarcasm,Fatherhood,Marion,Ohio

False Desires Can Keep You Inspired

By Jayhenjes21  (booksie.com)

I made this purely out of boredom.

Poetry | Updated Jun 20, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Humor,Funny,Oxymoron,Metaphor,Sarcasm,Weird,Bizzare,Original,Drugs,Obesity,Fire,Serial,Killers,Jobs,Occupations

You Are My Sunshine..

By Reneelovespink  (booksie.com)

A contract killer hires everyday 23 year old desk worker Alizé Note & puts her up for the biggest job of her life. Dax, her mysterious yet attractive boss confuses her emotions putting her in a difficult spot.

Book | Updated May 26, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Sarcasm,Airport,Kids,Action,Adventure,Play,Fighting,Hit

Crappily Ever After

By Thegirlinthedress  (booksie.com)

Everyone has heard of a fairytale with a happy ever after. Well this is a nightmarey tale with a happy never after. It explores love and relationships in the modern world of social networking with a humorous twist.

Novel | Updated May 8, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Romantic,Comedy,Humor,Drama,Instagram,Relationships,Sarcasm,Sarcastic,Funny,Love,Unrequited,Youth,Teen,Social,Media,Rejection

Bad Satire

By Massi  (booksie.com)

More sarcasm to wit

Miscellaneous | Updated May 3, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcasm,Bad,Humor,Opinion

"It's O.K."

By Dlcannon Reprise  (booksie.com)

taken from my book, "Embarking Upon Madness"

Poetry | Updated Apr 25, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love-life,Loss,And,Then,Sarcasm,With,God

Miserably Ever After

By Kathdist  (booksie.com)

The famous tale of Cinderella told through the eyes of sarcastic stepsister, Drizella Tremaine where Cinderella is a brat, the Prince is a superficial, and Drizella is just caught in between.

Short Story | Updated Apr 17, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Cinderella,Fairytale,Stepsister,Humor,Comedy,Funny,Sarcasm,Prince,Charming,Fiction,Fan

Mr. Gravestone And The Spirit Of Vengeance - An Epic Tale Chapter 1

By Quetzalqoatl99  (booksie.com)

Read the story and find out yourself.

Short Story | Updated Apr 17, 2012 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Horror,Sarcasm,Fun,Entertaining,Stupid

Big City Hero

By Coridia  (booksie.com)

A poem, perhaps long winded. Some things never change.

Poetry | Updated Mar 6, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Relationships,Love,Heartbreak,Sarcasm


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