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ousma

A Lucky Burden

By Ousma  (booksie.com)

A dark, sarcastically humorous story about a farmer and his nuissance pig, Runt, that was cursed (or blessed?) by a witch.

Short Story | Updated Nov 4, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Pig,Farm,Short,Story,Fiction,Curse,Witch,Supersition,Joseph,Runt,Fortune,Luck,Sarcasm,Dark,Irony

The Road Not Taken.

By Novelgirl  (booksie.com)

Attraction is a novel filled with Romance, Violence, Betrayel, Love and Revenge told from two different points of views, By Tony- Bad Boy rebel and Maggie- New girl, who soon captures tony's mind and heart. Filled with Sarcasm and chemistry that cannot be denied, these two characters take you...

Novel | Updated Oct 8, 2011 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Love,Romance,Betrayel,Violence,Young,Adult,First,Person,Sarcasm,High,School.

Imprinted Series One( Jacob Black)

By Lyric01  (booksie.com)

Simone Moore is A Seventeen year old senior who is forced to move to lapush for reasons unknown to her. When she arrives , she meets jacob black. She's strangely attracted to him and at the same time she can't get him out of her mind.

Novel | Updated Sep 14, 2011 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Ha,Jacobblack,Pg,Lovely,Sarcasm,Sadness,Mad,Brat,Waht,Huh,Suprise

How To: Criticise-101

By Zin Dar  (booksie.com)

After finally deciding how to do this, I spent the evening finishing this. This was inspired partly by Mike Stevens and his awesome humour, but the theme itself came from Khano which suggested this for me. This may not be what she thought of at first, but it turned this way regardless. I hope...

Miscellaneous | Updated Aug 12, 2011 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 12 | Likes: 22
Tags: Humour,Critique,Guide,101,Irony,Sarcasm,Praise,Rage

tessa_a

This Is What You Get For Playing With Fire

By Tessa A  (booksie.com)

I didn’t do anything picturesque like dance and twirl in a beautiful, flowing black dress, or jump in puddles with my cute rain boots. I just stood there, barefoot, listening to the sound of the rain hitting my body and the world around me. Why, in this somber moment, must I think of him?...

Novel | Updated Aug 12, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Broken-heart,Sarcasm,Depression,Betrayal,Relationships,Humor,Love

Cartoon Character: Angela Kate Sanders

By A9fc8yt3kd1  (booksie.com)

Angela Kate Sanders is a rude, obnoxious, vulgar, offensive, racist, neo-Nazi dick, and it's soooooooo entertaining! The song is

Miscellaneous | Updated Aug 9, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Laugh,Funny,Joke,Humor,Cartoon,Silly,Comedy,Sarcasm,Satire,Racism,Racist,Nazi,Neo,Skinhead,Rude,Obnoxious,Vulgar,Offensive

yladdaly

The Thin Line Between

By Yladdaly  (booksie.com)

17 year old Isobel Hayden is somewhat of a loner. She almost always has her ipod on her, and she pretty much stays detached from everyone. When she was 12 years old she watched her mother get brutally murdered by muggers on the subway, so she pretty much stopped trusting people. When Maximus...

Novel | Updated Aug 8, 2011 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Angst,Love,Hate,Opposites,Attract,Lust,Sarcasm,Young,Adult,Romance

xtaci

The Best Love Story!

By Xtaci  (booksie.com)

Stanly has run away from everything in his small town to california and now wants to start a new life no strings attached! Until he falls for a girl who is everything that he's not.

Novel | Updated Jul 21, 2011 | Reads: 78 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Life,Poetry,Poem,Pain,Fantasy,Sex,Sad,Hate,Hurt,Fiction,Hope,Horror,Family,Friendship,Friends,Dark,Heart

vitamanerex

You're Not My Girl

By Vitamanerex  (booksie.com)

This is a short piece and yes it's a true story. It's not from my point of view, it's sarcastic actually. It's self explanatory so sorry for the crappy summary.

Miscellaneous | Updated Jul 17, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Girl,Boy,Breakup,Sadness,Sarcasm,Distraction

longshotwishalice

Lights Out (first Chapter Beginning)

By Longshotwishalice  (booksie.com)

begginning of a first chapter, rough draft so be as critisising as you like enjoy................xxx

Book | Updated Jul 11, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sarcasm,Mystery,Unravel,Forgotten,Past,Windows,Angels,Wings,Souls,Spirituality,Hope,Family,Lost,Romance,Beauty,Death,Secrets,Locked,Doors

angelsong

Lacrimosa (sample)

By Angelsong  (booksie.com)

this is a sample of my new novel that I'm trying to publish. I'd like some feedback and maybe tips on where I could get it published. And I also want to know if people will like it.

Novel | Updated May 25, 2011 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Romance,Dark,Humor,Sarcasm,Sadistic,Black,Butler,Kuroshitsuji,Corrupt,Noble,Human,Guilt

My Describe Yourself Response

By Jlc420  (booksie.com)

Love how sites ask you to describe yourself?

Poetry | Updated May 25, 2011 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Myself,Poetry,Describe,My,Response,Reply,Sarcasm,Truth,Honesty,Life,Me.

Down Ol' Limb Peak

By Magick  (booksie.com)

This might actually be incorporated into my Holy Brother novel. As I've said in the description (summary) of my previously published work, Holy Brother is my Life's Work and is still being created as if it were a puzzle of gigantic size and missing still a lot of pieces I need to...

Novel | Updated May 5, 2011 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Madness,Symbolism,Parody,Satire,Sarcasm,Science,Fiction,Thriller,Horror,Bildungs,Roman,Quest,Epic,Good,And,Evil

arabella

I Wish I Had An Elephant

By Arabella  (booksie.com)

Sarcastic Poem, about wanting an elephant, just so that people will have more reason to talk.

Poetry | Updated Apr 30, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Wish,Elephant,Sarcasm,People,Room,Secret,Knowing,Treating,Differently

Funny Cartoons

By A9fc8yt3kd1  (booksie.com)

A collection of satirical cartoons which I have created. I will probably be adding more from time to time.

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 22, 2011 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Laugh,Funny,Joke,Humor,Cartoon,Silly,Comedy,Sarcasm,Satire


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