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A dark, sarcastically humorous story about a farmer and his nuissance pig, Runt, that was cursed (or blessed?) by a witch.
Attraction is a novel filled with Romance, Violence, Betrayel, Love and Revenge told from two different points of views, By Tony- Bad Boy rebel and Maggie- New girl, who soon captures tony's mind and heart. Filled with Sarcasm and chemistry that cannot be denied, these two characters take you...
Simone Moore is A Seventeen year old senior who is forced to move to lapush for reasons unknown to her. When she arrives , she meets jacob black. She's strangely attracted to him and at the same time she can't get him out of her mind.
By Zin Dar
After finally deciding how to do this, I spent the evening finishing this.
This was inspired partly by Mike Stevens and his awesome humour, but the theme itself came from Khano which suggested this for me. This may not be what she thought of at first, but it turned this way regardless.
By Tessa A
I didnâ€™t do anything picturesque like dance and twirl in a beautiful, flowing black dress, or jump in puddles with my cute rain boots. I just stood there, barefoot, listening to the sound of the rain hitting my body and the world around me. Why, in this somber moment, must I think of him?...
Angela Kate Sanders is a rude, obnoxious, vulgar, offensive, racist, neo-Nazi dick, and it's soooooooo entertaining! The song is
17 year old Isobel Hayden is somewhat of a loner. She almost always has her ipod on her, and she pretty much stays detached from everyone. When she was 12 years old she watched her mother get brutally murdered by muggers on the subway, so she pretty much stopped trusting people. When Maximus...
Stanly has run away from everything in his small town to california and now wants to start a new life no strings attached! Until he falls for a girl who is everything that he's not.
This is a short piece and yes it's a true story. It's not from my point of view, it's sarcastic actually. It's self explanatory so sorry for the crappy summary.
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begginning of a first chapter, rough draft so be as critisising as you like enjoy................xxx
this is a sample of my new novel that I'm trying to publish. I'd like some feedback and maybe tips on where I could get it published. And I also want to know if people will like it.
Love how sites ask you to describe yourself?
This might actually be incorporated into my Holy Brother novel. As I've said in the description (summary) of my previously published work, Holy Brother is my Life's Work and is still being created as if it were a puzzle of gigantic size and missing still a lot of pieces I need to...
Sarcastic Poem, about wanting an elephant, just so that people will have more reason to talk.
A collection of satirical cartoons which I have created. I will probably be adding more from time to time.