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hellokittyfucksthemainstream

Updates And French Maths

By Hellokittyfucksthemainstream  (booksie.com)

Updates And Stories...And Some French Bashing.

Miscellaneous | Updated Aug 11, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Updates,Summer,At,Beech-more,The,Institute,What's,With,Carl?,Francis,How,To,Be,A,Wanna-be,Hellokittyfucksthemainstream,Humour,Sarcasm,Music,French

inceptionfan415

Inception: Ariadne's Mind Quest Book 1: Rescue Cobb

By Inceptionfan415  (booksie.com)

After experiencing the dream world, Ariadne has been obsessed with it, trying to get in anyway she can. In her dreams though, she has been seeing Cobb, who is still in Limbo. With the rest of the team, will they save Cobb and get him out of Limbo?

Novel | Updated Aug 8, 2010 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Love,Romance,Death,Inception,Poetry,Life,Poem,Pain,Fantasy,Sad,Hate,Ariadne,Cobb,Arthur,Hope,Hurt,Fiction,Horror,Family,Dark

lance_tinsley

All That Matters...

By Lance Tinsley  (booksie.com)

Sixteen year old Jameson Wilds is a crazy, sarcastic, loud, and masochistic girl who spends her days hanging out with her lunatic best friends. She's known for making people's lives a living hell with her snappy attitude and fiery orange hair. When her parents decided to go on a two month...

Novel | Updated Aug 8, 2010 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 8
Tags: Jameson,Wilds,Fenton,Moreno,Sarcasm,Funny,Profanity,Love,Friends,Heart,Masochism,Forbidden,Hate,Cursing,Comedy,Romance,Lust,Kiss,Heartbroken,Together

grotesque

What Does Life Mean To You?

By Grotesque  (booksie.com)

A cynical and dark song I wrote in the darkness of night. Ooh, how creepy. Actually it was about 5:30 in the afternoon, in a quiet house, with the wind blowing steadily. Oooh, boring. But, I am having some trouble. I'm still quite young, and have much life still to live, so I must beg the...

Poetry | Updated Aug 6, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 9
Tags: Poetry,Monotony,Life,Meaning,Of,Poem,Song,Lyrics,Lyrical,Dark,Sarcasm,Humor,Destiny,Fate,Society,Politics,Political,Philosophy,Question,Young

whatsername5

When I Fall

By Whatsername5  (booksie.com)

Growing up it's always been Cassie and Derek. If Derek zigged so did Cassie, if Cassie zagged of course Derek zagged right along with her. They get older and go into the high school... suddenly Cassie isn't quite the girl who used to hang with. Afraid of loosing there friendship Derek ignores...

Novel | Updated Jul 21, 2010 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Best-guyfriends,Punk,Sarcasm

kelseylbeehler

Dear Other Half (A Love Letter)

By Kelseylbeehler  (booksie.com)

A poem about love, in the most sarcastic way I could manage.

Poetry | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Love,Hate,Anger,Sarcasm,Eden,Religion,Lust

Vendetta Marie

By Vendetta Marie  (booksie.com)

This is a non typical vampire story. For teen girls and guys to enjoy suspense, action, and tangled love stories. Enjoy!

Novel | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Vampires,Love,Girl,Boy,Scary,Horror,Death,Family,Best,Friends,Jealousy,Monster,Funny,Sarcasm,Fiction,Hurt,Life,Romance,Pain,Tears

writermike730

Quitting Smoking

By Writermike730  (booksie.com)

This didn't really happen because unfortunately I still smoke, but if I tried to quit smoking, this is what WOULD happen I think. You replace one thing for another like the turning of the seasons.

Short Story | Updated Jul 8, 2010 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Addiction,Smoking,Quitting,Obsessive,Compulsive,Panic,Irony,Sarcasm,Humor,Work,Bad,Job,Indecision,Resolutions,Hygeine,Cleanliness,Parody

truth_sayer

Who Is This Bittersweet Couple?

By Truth Sayer  (booksie.com)

Who is Erica Matthews...really? Just an average, small town girl; or pretending to be so? Is her past with the town's bad boy, Carter Hayes, accurate or not? Listen to their story from their points of view. Keep in mind that there are always three sides to a story: he said, she said, and the truth.

Novel | Updated Jun 28, 2010 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 8
Tags: Romance,Sarcasm,Humor,Regret,Heartbreak,Redemption,Forgiveness

ann_benji

Winter Snowglobe: Chapter 1

By Ann Benji  (booksie.com)

(oops, okay this is the one with Sylvesters picture. Whoops XP) 17 year old Sylvester Snow was murdered by his father as was his mother. The house he currently haunts is off limits to anyone but himself. The lawn is used for rough and wild parties by kids looking for thrills. That is, until...

Novel | Updated Jun 28, 2010 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Romance,Yoi,Love,Winter,Snowglobe,Sylvester,Death,Sarcasm,Sioko,Forest

Tainted Lesbian Love

By Jkaytondy  (booksie.com)

A story of two lesbians trying to find their place in the world. One of them is a vampire, and the other soon to become one. Their odd yet perfect relationship will make you laugh, cry, and possibly remember what its like to love.

Novel | Updated Jun 2, 2010 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 3
Tags: Lesbian,Vampire,Love,Sarcasm,Life,Death

kinkykiller

Get Backs

By Kinkykiller  (booksie.com)

Something me and my friends have assembled, we will keep adding to it

Miscellaneous | Updated Jun 2, 2010 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 18
Tags: Get,Back,Funny,Humour,Sarcasm,Weird,Kinkykiller,Songs,You’re,Gay.,I,Know,Right?,Comedian - With,You - Prove,It - You’re,Girlfriend/boyfriend,Didn’t,Think

pilotgirl12

Delinquent Part 1

By Pilotgirl12  (booksie.com)

I don't even remember how I thought of this but I hope you like it! Please comment with constructive criticism. Oh and just a disclaimer, if you don't get sarcasm I'd advise against reading this :) oh and sorry for profanity it kinda develops her character so if you don't like it just don't read...

Short Story | Updated May 24, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Sarcasm,Comedy,Drama,Love,Crime

Francis & Wilson At The Glowing Ember

By Mjp  (booksie.com)

First of a short story series chronicling the adventures of two mid-twenties army veterans stepping back into civilian life

Short Story | Updated May 13, 2010 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: War,Alcohol,Buddy,Humor,Smoking,Sex,Dialogue,Funny,Sarcasm,Restaurant

Left On Sanity (Prologue)

By Redp  (booksie.com)

Enters Lindy, a Secondary 3 girl who has a really bad case of anger management. While having an excuse of earning a black belt in taekwondo at the age of 10, she soon finds herself being expelled in every school she enrolls to. Having had enough of this, Lindy decided to take this...

Short Story | Updated May 1, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Dark,Comedy,Drugs,Premarital,Sex,Suicide,Pop,Culture,Alcohol,Anger,Management,Death,Acceptance,Crime,Addiction,Sarcasm,Humor,Friends,Prologue.


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