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The Bad Boy Stole My Food

By Writtentales2002  (booksie.com)

Claire Storm is an intellectual bad ass, who takes her food very seriously. She is funny, smart, and sarcastic. Not to forget pretty. Her life changes when she meets the bad boy, Jake Anderson, who stole her chips. This stupid and childish act is not so simple for Claire who plans on taking...

Novel | Updated Oct 27, 2015 | Reads: 50 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Funny,Sarcastic,Young,Adult,Love,School,Queenbee,Friends,Food,Badboy,Goodgirl


I Am Hardcore!

By James Scott  (booksie.com)

This is an extremely old poem, written date unknown (sometime between 2006-2009) Based loosely off of myself and the circle of people I hung around at the time (late teenage years) The added audio was recorded after the poem had been written. Audio recorded 2009. Composed by James Scott

Poetry | Updated Oct 11, 2015 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Poem,Poetry,Hardcore,Emo,Alternative,Writing,Write,Fiction,Fictional,Young,Angry,Angst,Dark,Funny,Humor,Sarcastic

After After Party

By Dillonfranco  (booksie.com)

The eye opener to a single mean.

Short Story | Updated Aug 18, 2015 | Reads: 62 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Drunk,Drink,Sarcastic,Love,Family.

At Redwood's Middle School..

By Xxdezxx  (booksie.com)

Israel is a funny, sarcastic,sweet,logical teenage boy that goes to Redwoods Middle School... And also this is my 1ST short story!!!! *squeeee* Enjoy and please comment about what you think :D

Short Story | Updated May 15, 2015 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: School,Life,Teenage,Boy,Funny,Humor,Middle,Kids,Sarcastic,Friends,With,Boys,Best,My,Israel,Bffs,Bored,Borning,Lol


By Hace Williams  (booksie.com)

An every day life short story with hints of sarcasm.

Short Story | Updated May 2, 2015 | Reads: 69 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Short,Fiction,Human,Interest,Sarcasm,Sarcastic,Humor


Written In The Clouds

By Bella Maroney  (booksie.com)

When you have an imagination like Stephanie Mykals but the social skills of a plant, it becomes very easy to immerse yourself in your own world, and forget about everything else. Being a successful writer under a pen name hasn't changed this about her, and at the age of 27 she still believes...

Novel | Updated Apr 17, 2015 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: The,Publisher,Romance,Comedy,Independent,Awkward,Moments,Romantic,Sassy,Sarcastic,Loner,Life,Pen,Name


The New Boy In Town

By Passypants000  (booksie.com)

My name is Jolene Blake’s I am also known as the troublemaker or the towns golden boy sister. My life is...I don’t think there is an appropriate why to describe it. But it all changes ok not all but it is turned upside down by a new guy. From the first look he gave me I knew...

Novel | Updated Dec 30, 2014 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Sarcastic,Highschool


Farah Grey And The Extraordinary Things She Has To Do To Survive

By Jcstorms  (booksie.com)

This is a tale that some might find a bit strange, or a bit 'out there'. Farah is a girl who is chosen to be pretty much whatever she decides against many forces of evil and darkness. Many sarcastic undertones and things are spread across the short stories about her.

Short Story | Updated Dec 3, 2014 | Reads: 34 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fantasy,Farah,Demons,Sarcastic,Humor,Funny,Fiction,Historical,Medieval,Silly,Meow


Living In Mn.

By Lb Studio  (booksie.com)

There are two subjects never discussed in polite company with a Minnesotan. Not even with Ole & Lena. Those subjects are Politics and Religion.

Essay | Updated Nov 29, 2014 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Funny,Humor,Sarcastic


Aftermath: A Guide To The New World

By Dukehazzard  (booksie.com)

The dark-comedy book giving you a guide on how to survive in the "New World", which is really just a post-apocalyptic form of Russia, without all the zombies. No zombies, just nukes. Also, an insanely deadly virus. Along with that, there are people that have a cure, but they decided to keep it...

Book | Updated Oct 4, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Post,Apocalyptic,Dark,Humor,Sarcastic,Mature,Political,Socialist,Capitalist,War,Military


The West Hill

By Derni  (booksie.com)

Short story of trevor. and his thoughts of the day. not really a nice guy... and yeah just giggle at him

Short Story | Updated Sep 12, 2014 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humour,Funny,Sarcastic,Thoughts


By Applejacks  (booksie.com)

While I was in the Navy, I showed up late for work one morning along with three other people. We were all told to write a short essay about the importance of being on time. I decided that I couldn't take this serious so I came up with this silly essay instead. If you ever need an excuse for...

Essay | Updated Aug 26, 2014 | Reads: 93 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Funny,Humor,Silly,Sarcastic


Sal The Slamander.

By Lb Studio  (booksie.com)

Sal lived very near a swamp. He called it his “hood”. Sal was a very modern salamander. Specifically, he was a spotted salamander from the Caudata tribe.

Short Story | Updated Jul 27, 2014 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fiction,Flashfiction,Animal,Humor,Sarcastic

Saying Hello.

By Kittyinatree  (booksie.com)

A misc. thing where I say hello to everyone that reads this thing.

Miscellaneous | Updated Jul 9, 2014 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blunt,Sarcastic,Greeting,People,Obvious

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