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By Mickeyjones  (booksie.com)

It a matter of minutes, everything can change.

Short Story | Updated Mar 1, 2014 | Reads: 39 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: 2014,Mickeyjones,Humor,Sarcastic,Thriller,Gunpoint,Gun

Sarcastic Ode To One Direction (please Read The Summary Before Proceeding)

By Lady Stefluffy Of The Fluffies  (booksie.com)

Warning: If you are a fan of the band One Direction, you must leave this page immediately and read some other works. If you decide not to leave this page and proceed, I will not be held responsible for you getting angry and breaking things, and posting negative comments such as: "fuck u...

Poetry | Updated Oct 30, 2013 | Reads: 66 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sarcastic,Ode,One,Direction,Boy,Bands,Great,Britain,Music,Popular,Pop,Makes,Girls,Attracted,To,Them,Famous,Poetry

A Kid's Diary From 2107 (10/19/2013)

By Haroldsmith284  (booksie.com)

A fictitious, sarcastic diary of a kid in the future. Tags: laugh funny hilarious joke lol lmao rofl roflmao roflmfao future futuristic futurama jetsons idiocracy sci-fi cyberpunk orwellian GMO genetic-engineering sarcasm sarcastic

Short Story | Updated Oct 19, 2013 | Reads: 138 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Laugh,Funny,Hilarious,Joke,Lol,Lmao,Rofl,Roflmao,Roflmfao,Future,Futuristic,Futurama,Jetsons,Idiocracy,Sci-fi,Cyberpunk,Orwellian,Gmo,Genetic-engineering,Sarcasm

Atypical Prom Night

By Bremyc  (booksie.com)

Holly, Heather, Mike, Victoria, and Marshall are all about to become united against one common enemy, Sandy Scheter. Sandy is an embittered 80's lingo enthusiast who is certifiably insane and out for revenge. On the night of their high school prom Sandy has a bit of a surprise for the school....

Novel | Updated Jun 25, 2013 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: High,School,Comedy,Satire,Parody,Horror,Dark,Humor,Fantasy,Time,Travel,Teen,Fiction,Sarcastic,Meta,Self,Aware

fragmentearth

Fragmante Late - 001s - S.S.H.U.T. (Haitian Creole Edition)

By Fragmentearth  (booksie.com)

Fragmante Latè – Yon avanti sezon yon alyenasyon, sa seri istwa kout eksplore chenn yo ki mare lespri imen an repetisyon nan siviv.
 
S.S.H.U.T.: Idantifye Sa Ki Mal
 
E si moun ta ka panse pou tèt yo? Non, mwen pa vle di wotasyon ide ki alantou –...

Book | Updated Jun 8, 2013 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Kreyòl,Ayisyen,Edisyon,Liv,E-liv,Elektwonik,Dijital,Vwayaj,Dekouvri,Pèsonèl,Verite,Konprann,Entèlijans,Panse,Repete,Gwoup,Te,Fantezi,Pitit

mstrainjr

Cat's Milk

By Mstrainjr  (booksie.com)

Something isn't right with the women in Aaron's family. It's a passion. It's an obsession. It's a fetish of pure dementia.  A small tale of one young man's struggle to cope with his mother's most unholy and insane fascinations.

Short Story | Updated May 24, 2013 | Reads: 71 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Fiction,Horror,Murder,Humor,Kidnapping,Cat,Cats,Dark,Comedy,Mother,Insanity,Son,Mom,Gardening,Insane,Meow,Garden,Tomatoes,Tomato

kissthemoon

Afternoon Ramblings -3-

By Kissthemoon  (booksie.com)

Where is Facebook's Dislike button when you need it?

Article | Updated Apr 25, 2013 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Rant,Funny,Sarcastic,Babies,Facebook,Twitter,Gossip,Truth,Religion,Social,Media,Faux,Pas

blackgoth

The Hades Family

By Blackgoth  (booksie.com)

My name is victor, of the Hades family. I've been kidnapped. So yes, I took control of all of the worlds most intelligent minds computers and forced them to listen to my story. Maybe blackmail them slightly to get them to co-operate. Here's my story in writing.

Novel | Updated Apr 3, 2013 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Sarcastic,Criminal,Young,Teen,Comedy,Funny,Tigers,Intelligant,Kidnapping,And,Lots,Of,Showing,Off

Tips On Getting A Valentine

By Marsharf  (booksie.com)

Hey boys and girls! Here are some useful tips on how to get that special someone to go out with you on V Day!

Short Story | Updated Feb 13, 2013 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 5
Tags: Valentines,Day,Funny,Sarcastic,Tips,Deodorant,Teenagers,Big,Deal,Nerds,Hot,Girls

sammyboy

Music Lover (tonue-in-cheek)

By Sammyboy  (booksie.com)

A message to those who can't decide on their musical preference

Poetry | Updated Feb 9, 2013 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 5
Tags: Music,Lover,Sarcasm,Sarcastic

poethead20

Curses From Afar!

By Poethead20  (booksie.com)

I was a little bit bitter when my ex-boyfriend cheated on me and then had the audacity to say that I was no good for him. Well I hope you like it!

Poetry | Updated Jan 16, 2013 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Angry,Upset,Offended,Sarcastic

Call It What You Like

By Liv Staub  (booksie.com)

a sarcastic poem about how help can hurt.

Poetry | Updated Dec 21, 2012 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Hate,Sarcastic

hikeraj

THE WEED SAGA

By Hikeraj  (booksie.com)

A sarcasm on today's world and the remedy WEED

Poetry | Updated Aug 25, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Sarcastic,Poetry

estherrrr

Living Without Casey

By Estherrrr  (booksie.com)

Casey and Ronan are the golden couple; everyone wants to be in their shoes. Be with the rich ex-badboy, be the girl that made him settle down, to bring out his soft side. Lauren’s sarcastic, with secrets and a past that has turned her into a smartass with nothing to lose. When one door...

Novel | Updated Jun 9, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Teen,Sad,Badboy,Sarcastic,Death,Romance,Hate,Bitter,Angry,Comfort,Friendship,Casey,Life,Companionship,Relationship

Crappily Ever After

By Thegirlinthedress  (booksie.com)

Everyone has heard of a fairytale with a happy ever after. Well this is a nightmarey tale with a happy never after. It explores love and relationships in the modern world of social networking with a humorous twist.

Novel | Updated May 8, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Romantic,Comedy,Humor,Drama,Instagram,Relationships,Sarcasm,Sarcastic,Funny,Love,Unrequited,Youth,Teen,Social,Media,Rejection

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