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MY SKETCHBOOK:

By Wily Geist  (booksie.com)

MY SKETCHBOOK: A collection of short essays and sketches. By: Kilgore Trosky Trout. The turning points in life occur when you sometimes think things can't get much worse, but they do. I guess you just make the best of what you can and try to go forward. Laugh at what you can and cry when...

Essay | Updated Aug 30, 2014 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Cartoons,Political,Satire,Essays

The Mouse With The Human Brain

By Wily Geist  (booksie.com)

While working second shift, I encounter a incredibly smart rodent who taught me a lot about theories of Buddhism.

Short Story | Updated Aug 25, 2014 | Reads: 93 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Political,Satire,Mouse,Cats,Data-centers

A Modest Proposal

By Thelastpatriot  (booksie.com)

Based on Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal, this essay mirrors the same stylistic writing and argumentative approach.

Essay | Updated Aug 20, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Political,Satire

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Part Three: THE TALKSHOW HOST GIG, THE BEST JOB EVER!

By Wily Geist  (booksie.com)

How to break into being a Talk show host. The secrets are revealed and they may shock you on who gets picked and why hosting a Internet show from your basement may not be the key to your future.

Short Story | Updated Aug 18, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Tv,Host,Cbs,Getting,A,Job,In,Entertainment

Gastrointestinal Issues

By Theendishere  (booksie.com)

A song about the wrong food choice on a first date.

Poetry | Updated Aug 14, 2014 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Funny,Satire,Health,Romance,Gross

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BLOOD AND MILK: PART I

By Wily Geist  (booksie.com)

The future of America after the Tea-Party revolution is not what was expected.Starvation and failure are the norms with Quentin Christoper getting screwed over trying to save his writing career with a hair-transplant that actually turns him into a hybrid creature.

Short Story | Updated Aug 4, 2014 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Science,Fiction,Futurist,Tea-party,Satire

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Double Tap

By Lea Reclin  (booksie.com)

A satirical novella that makes plays at cliche Vampire/Werewolf stories such as Twilight, True Blood and Vampire Diaries.

Novel | Updated Aug 2, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Fantasy,Fiction,Supernatural,Satire,Vampire,Werewolf,Mythology,Twilight

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TRICKY DICK AND BIG AL TRY TO BREAK INTO HEAVEN!

By Wily Geist  (booksie.com)

Kilgore Trout the long dead failed sci-fi writer is stuck in limbo trying to get into heaven. Kilgore while in the waiting room of heaven,encounters the great writer Mark Twain and two of the most infamous crooks of America. Both criminals then try to make their case why they should be allowed...

Short Story | Updated Aug 2, 2014 | Reads: 50 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Science,Fiction,History,Satire,Twain,Capone,Nixon,Heaven,Limbo,Watergate

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A GUIDE FOR THE TRAVEL FOOD HOST: (Or How I Missed Being A Travel Foodie Host)

By Wily Geist  (booksie.com)

Who would have thought that there would be a career in TV about eating weird food? I am willing to bet your high school guidance counselor never advised you this: “Well, I would advise you that your future; your career is in eating bugs, weird meats or traveling around the world devouring...

Short Story | Updated Jul 29, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Travel,Food,Stars,Tony,Bourdain,Zimmerman,Weird,Foods,Families,Pigs,Feet

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Come Rain Or Come Shine

By Chris Green  (booksie.com)

A tale of family strife, extreme weather and vexillology.

Short Story | Updated Jul 26, 2014 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Mystery,Satire,Adventure

Codename: Nefertiti! The Big Takedown, Part III

By Kyoshi  (booksie.com)

Part 3

Short Story | Updated Jul 12, 2014 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Spoof,Blaxploitation,Humor,Adventure,Action,Espionage

Body Coats

By Mattyblocha  (booksie.com)

A satire on America's obesity rates in the vein of Jonathan Franzen's "A Modest Proposal".

Essay | Updated Jul 8, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Obesity,Essay,Franzen,Modest,Proposal

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The Artificial Fangs

By Jade1113  (booksie.com)

A pedophile goes as far as dressing up as a vampire to attract a middle school girl.

Short Story | Updated Jul 1, 2014 | Reads: 37 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: The,Artificial,Fangs,Satire,Vampire,Vampires,13,Year,Old,Girl,Man,Creepy,Funny,Dramatic,Kidnap,Pedofile,Sad,Shocking,Abduct,Abduction

Codename: Nefertiti!: The Big Takedown, Part I

By Kyoshi  (booksie.com)

The badest secret agent is back in the game; when a designer drug hits the streets of the Inner City, Quianna moves in to find out who's flooding the streets with the dangerous drug and vows to take them all down...

Short Story | Updated Jun 28, 2014 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Spoof,Blaxploitation,Humor,Adventure,Action,Espionage

A Frey Tag Tale(2)

By Musesomewriter  (booksie.com)

a tale of a girl whose life is full of many disasters, but causing of miracles, a boy who wishes to live more than a quiet and peaceful life, another boy and girl come in the mix. Will either of them do any good or bad?

Book | Updated Jun 26, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Tragedy,Romance,Comedy,Satire,A,Bittersweet,Tale,Musesomewriter

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