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USA, 2020

By Cole Nichols  (booksie.com)

I wrote this seven or eight months ago, after one of the GOP candidates made a remark about building an electric fence between the US and Mexico to stop illegal immigrants from coming into the country.

Short Story | Updated Jul 18, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Liberal,Satire,Dystopia,Military,Mexico,United,States,Border,Fence,Tobacco,River

The Insufferably Long Journey

By Domino Molinov  (booksie.com)

Dirmel Friggins and his Drabbit pals are probably the most adept slackers in the realm, cooking up custom potions for the rural inhabitants of their village and steadfastly avoiding doing any "real work." After the village Wizard sends them on a quest of dubious origins, the quartet quickly...

Novel | Updated Jul 15, 2012 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Fantasy,Humor,Satire,Adult,Drugs

alexcrouzetpascal

"A Walk In The Park"

By Alexcrouzetpascal  (booksie.com)

When Gilbert Hayes goes for a walk in the park, disaster strikes. Read on for a short yet satisfying story filled with good guys, bad guys, and explosions. P.S. I lied about the explosions.

Short Story | Updated Jul 10, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Satire,Comedy,Short,Story,Sarcasm,Police,Mystery

karen_talbot

The Last Hooray For Housebound Hermione

By Karen Talbot  (booksie.com)

A fictional, humorous eulogy for a very unusual lady...

Short Story | Updated Jun 5, 2012 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Comedy,Eulogy,Satire,Short

Collecting Craze

By Bert Broomberg  (booksie.com)

A man gets dragged into the collecting craze his friend experiences, culminating in a stupid scheme to earn a lot of cash very quickly.

Short Story | Updated Jun 4, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 5
Tags: Humor,Satire,On,Modern,Life,Failing,To,Cope,With,Reality,Social,Criticism,Urban,Living

armen_melikian

Journey To Virginland: Epistle I

By Armen Melikian  (booksie.com)

At turns heartbreaking and diabolically funny, Journey to Virginland is an avant-garde tour de force, delivered by a master storyteller. The protagonist, a loutish and uber-cerebral antihero known simply as Dog, takes on the challenge to navigate the perilous paradigm shifts of our age,...

Novel | Updated Jun 1, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Armen,Melikian,Contemporary,Literature,Avant-garde,Fiction,Modern,American,Post-modern,Against,Convention,Philosophical,Religion,Religious,Revolution,Dogma,Black,Humor,Exiled

Armagemayanostradomega Tour '12

By Lugubrio  (booksie.com)

Apocalyptic, music-themed satire.

Poetry | Updated May 29, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Apocalalypse,Armageddon,Social,Satire,Music,Mayan,Apocalypse,12/21/12,End,Of,The,World

nanoficto92

Beneath The Crowd

By Nanoficto92  (booksie.com)

Everyone needs to poke fun at themselves once in a while. So what better way to make gun of myself than a humorous exaggeration of my vertical limitation.

Poetry | Updated May 22, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Short,Small,Humor,Humorous,Funny,Exaggeration,Satire,Height,Vertical,Limitations,Petite,Honesty,Thoughts,Inspiration,Jab,Poke,Taunt,Tease,Poetry

Po Litics

By Cromer  (booksie.com)

I hate summaries. Part of the fun of reading poetry is engaging with the meaning that you bring to the table as the reader.

Poetry | Updated May 18, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Poetry,Satire,Politics

bruce_pollock

It's Only Rock And Roll (Chapter One)

By Bruce Pollock  (booksie.com)

Eugene Maybloom was briefly a teen idol in the '70s before his career crashed and burned after three albums. Now his old manager has tracked him down in the wilds of upstate New York with an offer he can't refuse. This chapter appears in the current issue of Venu Magazine.

Miscellaneous | Updated May 12, 2012 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Rock,And,Roll,Fiction,Satire,'70s

Because You're The One I Love

By Speed Racer  (booksie.com)

love at its most honest

Poetry | Updated May 10, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Love,Humour,Satire

Hugh Jackman Essay

By Rip Dyno  (booksie.com)

I wrote this entire essay as a joke for my theatre 1 final. I got a 100, I don't think my teacher read it all the way through.

Essay | Updated Apr 13, 2012 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 4
Tags: Hugh,Jackman,Humor,Essay,Satire

Coca-Cola

By Justjayk  (booksie.com)

Just a little poem about a can of Coca-Cola. I'd be interested to hear what you think of it.

Poetry | Updated Apr 8, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Satire,Free,Verse,Consumerism,Darkness,Recession,Coke,Coca-cola,Failing,Economic,Downfall

Waste Paper Basket

By The Hippopotamus  (booksie.com)

A jaded teacher goes through his quirky morning routine.

Short Story | Updated Mar 26, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: School,Fiction,Humor,Satire

Jason Midnight #2: Voodoo, Love And Hockey

By Urbansundog  (booksie.com)

Someone is fixing local sports events ... But is it in the name of Voodoo? Love? Or Hockey? Will Jason Midnight determine who has the fix in and why in time.

Short Story | Updated Mar 26, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Mystery,Sports,Horror,Satire


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