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kyoshi

Codename: Nefertiti! - Part 1

By Kyoshi  (booksie.com)

Look out Celopatra Jones and Foxy Brown, there's a new chick in town. This sister is six feet of chocolate dynamite and not to be played with. Quiana thought she had retired from the spy game but when her brother goes missing, she becomes a nightmare for the ones who took him and will stop at...

Short Story | Updated Feb 9, 2014 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Spoof,Blaxploitation,Humor

2314

By Renersalmon  (booksie.com)

In the year 2314, Kevin sees all the same. Everything is the same; all people are the same, everyone one is equal in every way; their sight, thoughts, and all. He is then exposed to what is really being played at from behind the scenes by the evil Cosmos, the dreaded tyrant government that has...

Novel | Updated Feb 8, 2014 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Science,Fiction,Political,Satire,2314,Renersalmon,Rene,Orion,Salmon,Action,Adventure,Illuminati

IHuman

By Donduquette  (booksie.com)

Increasingly we are becoming too much like our technology. Jon is one of these "iHuman"s, constantly plugged into his phone and devoid of human interaction, that is until he meets Daisy.

Short Story | Updated Feb 5, 2014 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Romance,Satire,Fiction,Humor,Human,Interaction,Love,Train,Smart

agnesmok99

True Love

By Agnesmok99  (booksie.com)

He had waited his whole life for this moment. Now she heard it and she began to speak...

Short Story | Updated Jan 26, 2014 | Reads: 166 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Satire,Irony,Humor,Funny,Jokes,Love

authorartaylor

Sex, Rain, And Cold Fusion

By Authorartaylor  (booksie.com)

Prepare to meet physicist David Oster, a big thinker, a charming cad who flees Caltech and his three girlfriends for the Pacific Northwest, pastoral fantasy firmly in hand. Whatever will he do with all that rain, yet another beautiful woman, and several crazy physicists intent on his ruin?...

Book | Updated Jan 23, 2014 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Kindle,Ebook,Satire,Humor,Physics,Literary,Fiction,Award-winning,Author,Ar,Taylor,Fusion

isaac_goldone

The Last Escalation

By Isaac Goldone  (booksie.com)

"The Last Escalation" is an anti-war futuristic political satire about Mad politicians and a hallucinated war! A military confrontation between democratic and Islamic forces may lead the world to final destruction! The book creates a new, unreal reality in which the Selected Democratic...

Book | Updated Dec 22, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Political,Satire,Armed,Forces,Comedy,Fiction,Military,Humour,Uniforms,And,Arms,Politics,Government,Speculative,War,Warfare

gerard_mendoza

The Deathstroke Who Destroyed Christmas (A DC Comics Parody)

By Gerard Mendoza  (booksie.com)

Parodying The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, DC Comic's villain and antagonist on the CW show Arrow is given his own humorous story.

Poetry | Updated Dec 18, 2013 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Comics,Satire,Parody,Superhero,Television,Violence,Crime,Drama

Jane Air

By Aleneparr  (booksie.com)

Jane wants to prove that books are still useful in a world where they've been replaced.

Short Story | Updated Dec 16, 2013 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Black,Humor,Science,Fiction,Future,Psychosis,Satire

carlplumer

How To Save A World From Dying: A Demon Apocalypse Love Story

By Carlplumer  (booksie.com)

Frightening Look At The Future That's Both Funny And Romantic! Plenty of Chills & Thrills for Both Horror AND Romance Fans! ☠ After a night out at their favorite Manhattan club, Mallory Alexandria is kidnapped right in front of her soul mate, Zachary Zemeritus. Zachary calls the law and the...

Book | Updated Dec 5, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Aliens,Humor,Kindle,Ebook,Fiction,Satire,Post-apocalyptic,Sci-fi,Dystopian,Romance

NORTH POLE NEWSLETTER OUTTAKES

By Don Fern  (booksie.com)

Satire about Santa Claus and North Pole

Article | Updated Dec 4, 2013 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Comedy,Christmas,Reindeer,North,Pole,Satire,Presents,Snow,Winter,Holiday

anishism

Rookie Art Historians Guide To Temple Exploration

By Anishism  (booksie.com)

The first time I went out to temple exploration academically and I was forced to do it very very text book. I just could not keep a straight face while my imagination ran wild when I was at the site of one the most exquisite and modular cave temples in all of the world, Badami, Karnataka, India....

Article | Updated Dec 3, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Temple,Exploration,Archaeology,Art,History,India,Indian,Temples,Badami,Karnataka,Satire

carlplumer

Mad About Undead You: A Zombie Apocalypse Love Story

By Carlplumer  (booksie.com)

Why Wait Another Minute? MAD ABOUT UNDEAD YOU Delivers Scares And Romance Now! ☢ Cathren Whitney and Donovan Codell are twenty-something lovers whose relationship is on the rocks. When a zombie outbreak occurs (and we all know how that can put a wrench in a love affair), they must run for...

Book | Updated Nov 26, 2013 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Zombies,Romance,Humour,Halloween,Kindle,Ebook,Fiction,Satire,Romantic,Comedy,Paranormal

Recipe For Obamacare Pie In The Sky

By Tuxieone  (booksie.com)

A satirical look at the history of Obamacare

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 18, 2013 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Obamacare,Political,Satire

The Mind Poem

By Bert Broomberg  (booksie.com)

Light-verse about relationships.

Poetry | Updated Nov 6, 2013 | Reads: 23 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humour,Satire,Relationships,Marriage

Sensible Claim

By Bert Broomberg  (booksie.com)

Satiric view on normality.

Poetry | Updated Nov 3, 2013 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Poetry,Satire,Social,Criticism


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