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The Deathstroke Who Destroyed Christmas (A DC Comics Parody)

By Gerard Mendoza  (booksie.com)

Parodying The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, DC Comic's villain and antagonist on the CW show Arrow is given his own humorous story.

Poetry | Updated Dec 18, 2013 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humor,Comics,Satire,Parody,Superhero,Television,Violence,Crime,Drama

Jane Air

By Aleneparr  (booksie.com)

Jane wants to prove that books are still useful in a world where they've been replaced.

Short Story | Updated Dec 16, 2013 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Black,Humor,Science,Fiction,Future,Psychosis,Satire

carlplumer

How To Save A World From Dying: A Demon Apocalypse Love Story

By Carlplumer  (booksie.com)

Frightening Look At The Future That's Both Funny And Romantic! Plenty of Chills & Thrills for Both Horror AND Romance Fans! ☠ After a night out at their favorite Manhattan club, Mallory Alexandria is kidnapped right in front of her soul mate, Zachary Zemeritus. Zachary calls the law and the...

Book | Updated Dec 5, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Aliens,Humor,Kindle,Ebook,Fiction,Satire,Post-apocalyptic,Sci-fi,Dystopian,Romance

NORTH POLE NEWSLETTER OUTTAKES

By Don Fern  (booksie.com)

Satire about Santa Claus and North Pole

Article | Updated Dec 4, 2013 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Santa,Comedy,Christmas,Reindeer,North,Pole,Satire,Presents,Snow,Winter,Holiday

anishism

Rookie Art Historians Guide To Temple Exploration

By Anishism  (booksie.com)

The first time I went out to temple exploration academically and I was forced to do it very very text book. I just could not keep a straight face while my imagination ran wild when I was at the site of one the most exquisite and modular cave temples in all of the world, Badami, Karnataka, India....

Article | Updated Dec 3, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Temple,Exploration,Archaeology,Art,History,India,Indian,Temples,Badami,Karnataka,Satire

carlplumer

Mad About Undead You: A Zombie Apocalypse Love Story

By Carlplumer  (booksie.com)

Why Wait Another Minute? MAD ABOUT UNDEAD YOU Delivers Scares And Romance Now! ☢ Cathren Whitney and Donovan Codell are twenty-something lovers whose relationship is on the rocks. When a zombie outbreak occurs (and we all know how that can put a wrench in a love affair), they must run for...

Book | Updated Nov 26, 2013 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Zombies,Romance,Humour,Halloween,Kindle,Ebook,Fiction,Satire,Romantic,Comedy,Paranormal

Recipe For Obamacare Pie In The Sky

By Tuxieone  (booksie.com)

A satirical look at the history of Obamacare

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 18, 2013 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Obamacare,Political,Satire

The Mind Poem

By Bert Broomberg  (booksie.com)

Light-verse about relationships.

Poetry | Updated Nov 6, 2013 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Humour,Satire,Relationships,Marriage

Sensible Claim

By Bert Broomberg  (booksie.com)

Satiric view on normality.

Poetry | Updated Nov 3, 2013 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Poetry,Satire,Social,Criticism

natelinjean

Savlonic News Station ..Satirical Update.. "A Number Three, Please?"

By Natelinjean  (booksie.com)

News Update! Tune in at five to hear the story of a brave uneducated man's legal endeavors as he verses the corporate giant Burger King. Guns, hoes, death, anger, robots, cigars, old people, I'm just reading the screen, money, dirty cops, national economics... NEEEWS! Tune in at five.

Article | Updated Oct 28, 2013 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Burger,King,Fast,Food,New,Station,Strippers,Karaoke,Man,Fools,Gold,Satire,Chicken,Strip,Whooper,Funny,Bad,Apple,Bee's

steve_balsky

The Biblical Times

By Steve Balsky  (booksie.com)

Hi, after a long absence here is a religious themed comedy of sorts..hope all will enjoy!

Short Story | Updated Oct 6, 2013 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Religion,Humour,Christianity,Judaism,Satire

Hell Hath No Fury

By Lailoken  (booksie.com)

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

Novel | Updated Oct 2, 2013 | Reads: 21 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Noir,Crime,Detective,Thriller,Mystery,Femme-fatale,Pulp-fiction,Humour,Satire

Asaziland Chronicles:The Stolen Loincloth

By Sir Nolan  (booksie.com)

A satirical look at an African dictatorship, where heads will roll because His Benevolent Majesty has discovered the theft of his leopard skin loincloth.There is more to this tale than a simple theft, just as the loincloth is more than a mere part of the royal wardrobe.

Short Story | Updated Sep 23, 2013 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Political,Satire,Fiction,Africa,Dictatorship,Cold,War,Abuse,Of,Power,Crime,Espionage,Torture

The Fatal Illness

By Sirchaseh  (booksie.com)

A poem inspired by my recent illness.

Poetry | Updated Sep 13, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Poetry,Humor,Illness,Satire

voodooshampoo

Dumped - Challenging Sports

By Voodooshampoo  (booksie.com)

What kind of law might alien civilizations have? One thing is certain, there is no justice like show business for little green men!

Novel | Updated Sep 4, 2013 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Science,Fiction,Alien,Show,Business,Green,Men,Tv,Contest,Satire


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