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The Gyre Mission: Journey To The *sshole Of The World

By Edgar Swamp  (booksie.com)

In 2018 an oceanic research vessel disappears at the site of the world’s largest floating landfill in the north Pacific gyre, leaving behind no trace of the highly prized scientific minds sent to investigate and potentially eradicate this ecological catastrophe of monstrous proportions....

Book | Updated Jan 3, 2013 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fiction,Horror,Comedy,Edgar,Swamp,Ecological,Catastrophe,Environment,Human,Nature,Satire

kaithe

The Zombie Depot

By Kaithe  (booksie.com)

A zombie satire, similiar to Shaun of the Dead, even tho I wrote this before seeing that movie, and have criticisms of the movie,although enjoying it by comparison.

Short Story | Updated Dec 31, 2012 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Zombie,Walking,Dead,Satire

lacy_cornwall

The Pajama Game

By Lacy Cornwall  (booksie.com)

Imagine a world of superheroes... Created and managed by the Tourist Bureau of New York City. In this collection of humorous short stories, you'll meet two mind controllers having a little wager, an immortal beauty on a blind date, and the amoral villainess, Hypnotic Heather, who's not much on...

Novel | Updated Dec 30, 2012 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Erotica,Satire,Humor,Superheroes,Supervillains

Jingle Hell

By Jon Cott  (booksie.com)

A short satire of a modern American Christmas written by a person who is clearly a bad writer

Short Story | Updated Dec 25, 2012 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: Christmas,Satire,Parody,Bad,Writing

yuaziiqann

On Any Given Afternoon.

By Yuaziiqann  (booksie.com)

A day in the life of a young boy stuck behind a desk in a sweltering classroom in West Africa.

Short Story | Updated Dec 22, 2012 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Psychopath,Dark,Humor,Satire,Fiction,Indie,Ebook,Flash

An Acccident

By Sanju  (booksie.com)

today rarely the cases appear of recognising the case continue the pace

Short Story | Updated Dec 9, 2012 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: Thriller,Satire,Agony,Pathos,Atrocity,Foolishness,Unreasonablity

A Screech And A Bang! By Mark Anthony Given

By The King Of Montana  (booksie.com)

When a high ranking state official’s drunken night ends on Zanoli's doorstep, the misadventure has only begun. Where John Kennedy Toole's novel, “A Confederacy of Dunces,” left off, "A Screech and a Bang!" begins. Given's energetic text, near Dickensian characters and...

Book | Updated Dec 7, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Mark,Anthony,Given,Givens,Montana,Helena,State,Capital,Politics,Satire,Humor,Yellowstone,National,Park,Volcanic,Observatory,Writers,Authors

scribe_scrawl

I Love My Job...Yep

By Scribe Scrawl  (booksie.com)

If you've ever worked at a restaurant, you may enjoy this. This is a very early piece of work. I stumbled upon it in the archives of an old blog. Thought it would be worth re-sharing.

Miscellaneous | Updated Dec 3, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 8
Tags: Serving,Silent,Rage,Humor,Satire

scribe_scrawl

I Was Like 'Whoa!' It's On Fire!

By Scribe Scrawl  (booksie.com)

The 'hard knocks' of living on Ferry Street.

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 30, 2012 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 6
Tags: Humor,Satire,Memoir,Thug,Life,Fire

scribe_scrawl

The All You Can Eat Pasta AKA The Hunger Games

By Scribe Scrawl  (booksie.com)

The All You Can Eat Pasta promotion at Little Italy's is the subject of this server rant.

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 30, 2012 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 7
Tags: Humor,Comedy,Satire

Eden, A Couple's Story

By Jay Johns  (booksie.com)

Adam and Eve in The Garden of Eden meet a bird and then things get weird.

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 23, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Adam,Eve,Eden,Humor

The Re-Creation

By Jay Johns  (booksie.com)

A short satire on an ancient poem.

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 23, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Humor,Creation

101 Things You Would Like To Say

By Itaintnecessarilyso  (booksie.com)

This is really written for ladies or gentlemen out there who are always the one "left at home," to keep the family together, to be the relaible one to hold the fort. But sometimes, just sometimes the line is overstepped and you want to say unbelievable things but you know they will cause...

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 19, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humour,Frustration,Satire,What,Else,Can,I,Say,Expression,Amusement,Theatre,Amateur,Dramatics

nick_banks

Things That Shouldn't Annoy You: Call Centres

By Nick Banks  (booksie.com)

Normally these are entitled Things That Annoy Me, followed by some bitter satire about something that set me off yet again. Well, in this case something does seem to have set me off. Although,this one, I rather hope will break the mould and prove that I can be unpredictable once in a while....

Article | Updated Nov 18, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Satire,Humour,Comedy,Article,Memo,Memoir,Flyonthewall,Observations

An Ordinary Politician

By Bert Broomberg  (booksie.com)

Poem about the true nature of politicians.

Poetry | Updated Nov 15, 2012 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poetry,Politics,Satire


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