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The Philosophical Gazelle

By Dante The Writer Of Fictionish Short Storys  (booksie.com)

short little story about a gazelle named Andrew who has an addiction to chewing tobacco and feels like the best use of his time is pondering life

Short Story | Updated Jul 26, 2014 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humor,Satirical,Wildlife,Serengeti

mikewatanabe98

IT Betrayal Of John Kenobi

By Mikewatanabe98  (booksie.com)

John Kenobi's adventure turns into a nightmare after he finds out that he's betrayed. That betrayal was a master plan for something more.

Short Story | Updated Mar 22, 2013 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Science,Fiction,Teenagers,Robot,Technology,Computer,Betrayal,Conspiracy,Corporation,Dictator,Cyberpunk,Comedy,Satirical

tina_abre_24

Female Elvis

By Tina Abre 24  (booksie.com)

Karyn Pryce is drifting aimlessly along through life working in a boring office that is until a new manager comes along and makes a few changes. Life takes a downward turn for Karyn until she's handed a lifeline in the form of a bizarre proposal.

Short Story | Updated Jan 29, 2013 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: Satirical,Humourous,Light,Hearted,Romance,Adventure

mpanfil

The Steel Valise Of Power

By Mpanfil  (booksie.com)

The Con, the Game...

Poetry | Updated Jan 10, 2012 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: New,World,Order,Conspiracy,Age,Spiritual,Empire,Satirical,Poem,Poetry,Spoken,Word,Beautiful,Strange,Imperialist,Controversial,Usa

Gimme Some Wood

By Gideon Elrod  (booksie.com)

This isn't your average

Poetry | Updated Nov 8, 2011 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 14
Tags: Ed,Wood,Humor,B,Movies,Satirical

eileen_mcguinness

BOOBS,BOOTY,BOTTLED BLONDE HAIR AND FALSE WHITE TEETH.

By Eileen Mcguinness  (booksie.com)

Barbie doll has been such an unfluence these days on young precocious females.They see her as their role model despite the fact that she's got a face made out of plastic but it looks fantastic.The famous Aqua song from the 1990's really emphasised what a joke it really is to follow the image of...

Poetry | Updated Oct 10, 2011 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 5
Tags: Cheap,Fake,Image,Wannabee,Celeb,Rehab,Doll,Copy,Boobs,Booty,Peroxide,Blonde,Hollywood,Reality,Sexy,Implants,Supermodel,Effect,Satirical,Funny

eileen_mcguinness

HOTEL FARCE,.

By Eileen Mcguinness  (booksie.com)

Humour by the seaside as we are entertained by a beleagured hotelier who seems to have a few staffing issues.Having checked in to this poorly run establishment our problems are only just starting as you will discover in this little caper.

Poetry | Updated Oct 10, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Humour,Satirical,Hotel,Farce,Seaside,Caper,Madness,Stupidity,Demanding,Vacation,Staffing,Issues,Family,Frustration,Laughing,Hysterical,Lament,Discovering,Mindless.

The First Two Murders Of A President Part 3

By Jonpelletier  (booksie.com)

The 3rd part of the First to Murders of a President

Book | Updated Aug 28, 2011 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Part,Ten: Richard,Was,Starting,To,Become,Wary,And,Paranoid,That,His,First,Murder,May,Have,Been,Simply,A,Bad,Dream.

mpanfil

Welcome Week

By Mpanfil  (booksie.com)

A poem about Indiana University and the jaded youth, the alcoholic brain sleep, the "Welcome Week" to start the year.

Poetry | Updated Nov 14, 2010 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Welcome,Week,College,Indiana,University,Drunk,Drunken,Party,Culture,Youth,Intoxication,Beer,Wine,Rome,Poem,Satire,Satirical,Wasted,Drinking

My Mama

By D7p  (booksie.com)

A teenage perspective on mothers. Written in a similar method to what Shakespeare used for Friar Lawrence's monologue on plants from Romeo and Juliet. This was just a fun concept to use when I used part of the Shakespearean sonnet method: 10 Syllables in each line, usually 14 lines (But this...

Poetry | Updated Feb 1, 2010 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: My,Mama,D7k,Shakespearean,Sonnet,Example,Friar,Lawrence,Speech,Monologue,Plants,Funny,Random,Satirical,That's,Enough,Tags,For,Now

nazirec

"The Man In The Train"

By Nazirec  (booksie.com)

An emotionally wrecked, and a constant scenario writer of situations meets an old man at Chicago Union Station, who makes her take a good look at humanity and think about mortality and immortality.

Novel | Updated Oct 16, 2009 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 8
Tags: Fiction,Literary,Satirical,Immortality,Mortality,Train,Station,Union,Chicago,Wisconsin,Ride,Conversation,Old,Man,Young,Women,Death,Life

An Ode To The Odious

By Little Voice  (booksie.com)

Satirical spoken word poetry, anti-imperialist and anti-'democratic'

Poetry | Updated Jun 23, 2009 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Poetry,Politics,Anti,Imperialist,Government,Satirical

johnpaulgeorgeringo

I Am The Dead Man (Satirical Lyrics/Poem)

By Johnpaulgeorgeringo  (booksie.com)

My confusing poem based off 'I am the Walrus'. I was interested by the way he [John Lennon] made this based off a Lewis Caroll poem called, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter' from 'Through the Looking Glass'.

Poetry | Updated Jan 18, 2009 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: I,Am,The,Walrus,Lewis,Caroll,Dead,Man,Satirical

lord_gobshot

'Piss In Boots' By BBC Watchdog

By Lord Gobshot  (booksie.com)

TV Review about the BBC's greatest ever programme and its recent and astonishing research into Nike footwear - Nevermind the Sweatshops - its the Piss in the Boots of which we all need to be aware.

Article | Updated Dec 9, 2008 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bbc,Satire,Uk,Humour,Onine,Comedy,Articles,Satirical,Tv

Rebels With A Porpoise

By Efailisaf  (booksie.com)

Silly idea but if you like Monty Python and crazy british eccentricity you should get a pretty good idea of the look of the characters, sound of their voices etc. Some distasteful images but I don't think it crosses the line. For US readers it may be worth tapping in a search for 'Lembit Opik'...

Novel | Updated Nov 15, 2008 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: Welsh,Laugh,Out,Loud,Humour,Satirical,Bizarre,Fishy,Porpoiseful

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