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A hazy encounter at a park leaves this stoner with a scar he rather not talk about.
Edgar lives in a state of constant cynism and satirical resentment that only strengthens when he gets to college, a slacker that always scrapes by on luck and intellect, his world only gets darker as he indulges in relief by entering the downward spiral of drugs.
Leon Trevino is the world's laziest slacker, but that's all going to change when the world falls into a zombie apocalypse with not one, not two, but 3 different types of zombies making up 9/10ths of the worlds population!
Five brothers are given a difficult task to do together, but one after another, they each quit working until only one of them is still working. The brother who continues to work goes and summons their father, who comes and menaces the other four brothers with a stout staff with which he had...