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Body Odour

By Mr Watson  (booksie.com)

This is a poem about personal hygiene, and are oblivious to the fact they stink.

Poetry | Updated Nov 8, 2013 | Reads: 72 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: Un-washed,Stinky,Smelly,Pungent,Filthy,Dirty,Bo

My Stinky Smelly Shoe

By Seiiki Akuma  (booksie.com)

Not a shoe...

Poetry | Updated Sep 17, 2013 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Shoe,Smelly,Funny,Mean,Stinky

Ol' Messy Fred Ecome

By The Sheep  (booksie.com)

Please read my short story Ol' Messy Fred Ecome.

Short Story | Updated Mar 5, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Messy,Models,Work,Bannana,Peels,Appartment,Chocolate,Ciggarettes,Lift,Smelly,Socks

Bring Me Home (by Naomi Folettia)

By Naomi Folettia  (booksie.com)

A home is a home no matter what.

Poetry | Updated Nov 29, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Red,Home,Poem,Grave,Spirit,Drunk,Old,Alchohol,Makeup,Dresses,Dress,Smelly,Dust,House,Rest,Return

A Love Poem But Then I Got Sick Of Writing It Because Love Is A Bit Dumb

By Olive Higgs  (booksie.com)

idk, this mentions the word pubes so stay away! But like I am somewhat in love with this guy and he wrote me a song so I am writing him love poems which maybe I will give to him but probably not. Especially this one it is a bit mean.

Poetry | Updated Nov 11, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Love,Smelly,I,Don't,Know,Boy,Angst,Teenage,Band

Mr. Stranger

By Caleb Turner  (booksie.com)

A view on how we judge a book by its cover.

Poetry | Updated Sep 10, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Poetry,Stranger,Mr.,Daunting,Imposing,Scary,Smelly,Ugly

Doing Something Good But Ending Something Miserable

By Gamerooner  (booksie.com)

The protagonist lived an extenuating lifestyle when he was a teenager. And the person he wanted to get away from the most has come back into his life somehow and ruined all his plans for his future career.

Short Story | Updated Jul 26, 2012 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Depression,Vodka,Life,Hard,Choices,Good,And,Bad,Hatred,Hate,Father,Mother,Pin,Money,Discovery,Sad,Moment,Baker,Dream,Hope

... Spiky... (Purdey, Symes And Wright - Part 5)

By Peter Hunter  (booksie.com)

... unwelcome guest...

Short Story | Updated Jul 23, 2012 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Cats,Hedgehog,Smelly

rebeccapadington25

Ali's Discovery

By Rebeccapadington25  (booksie.com)

This is something I wrote in year six,its just a really short flashback but hopefully you will find it very interesting and descriptive. Thanks xxx

Short Story | Updated Jan 8, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Ali,Discovery,Scratches,Ghastly,Smelly,Soaked,Feet

eileen_mcguinness

MAPLE'S ITCHY RING

By Eileen Mcguinness  (booksie.com)

This poem once again pokes fun at the aforementioned Maple Bowen.This time we find the beleagured disgusting individual scratching her rectum whilst trying to serve a customer.Hilarity guarenteed in this farcical comic caper.Laughs

Poetry | Updated Oct 10, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Unpleasant,Dirty,Smutty,Humour,Funny,Embarrasing,Desperate,Urge,Scratch,Piles,Haemorrhoids,Sensation,Troll,Annoying,Habit,Nervousness,Smelly,Unhealthy,Medic

Our Dog

By Brucek  (booksie.com)

this is about our big black dog, missie. (what a good dog you are!)

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 6, 2011 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 10
Tags: Dog,Smelly,Black,Pretty,Loving,Eat,It

Poster Rules: Chapter One

By Crazyscribbler  (booksie.com)

Lucy thought Year 6 would be fun. It turns out she was completely wrong - and her first day reveals it all. From having no best friend to being called Smelly-girl, Lucy is having a hard time..... The first chapter of the series: Poster Rules.

Short Story | Updated Sep 4, 2011 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Normal,Life,Girls,School,Pops,Smelly,Girl

Stinky

By Mutantgirl  (booksie.com)

funny poem for dirty diapers

Poetry | Updated Jul 21, 2011 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Smelly,Belly,Children,Funny,Rhyme

LIFE WITH A CHEATER IS HE THE ONE FOR YOU?

By Ocalamom51  (booksie.com)

Sometimes its very hard to see signs of a marriage that has gone wrong and your the last to know you never see the signs of it and when it hits you your world falls apart right before your eyes. This is a short story about my life and the Happiness I had and I heartach I now have in my Life.

Short Story | Updated Apr 14, 2010 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: It,Was,An,August,Night,At,The,Club,On,Groton,Submarine,Base,When,I,Seen,Him,He,Was At,Bar,With

nocturnallife453

Lick Rocks (Ke$ha, Tik Tok Parody)

By Nocturnallife453  (booksie.com)

-gags-

Poetry | Updated Jan 28, 2010 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 15 | Likes: 26
Tags: Smelly,Parody,Gross,Bad,Smell,Kesha,Tik,Tok,Lick,Rocks

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