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The whole poem is complete nonsense, it just rhymes, and within the poem itself it states its purpose...Here's my defense: ...
By Elton Camp
Our noses knew
Poetry | Updated Oct 9, 2013 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
By Elton Camp
Some dog owners need to get a grip!
Poetry | Updated May 17, 2013 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
The Special Tactics in the Isolation and Neutralisation of Killer Supernatural (STINKS) unit is a peace keeping unit, devoted to protecting the unknowing citizens of planet Earth, safe from the threat of all that is supernatural.
Xylia, the newest member of the unit, has trained, all her adult...
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By Jett Watson
Rather than simply telling you what this tale is about, I believe I shall taunt you for a while. It is so much more entertaining that way.
Short Story | Updated Jul 21, 2012 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 5
â€œIt stinks bad,â€ â€œYou eat this ugly fruit? â€œDerrick jumped back from the large fruit cut opened with a machete.
â€œIt smells good for me and tasty too,â€ Juggernaut pulled a slippery, glossy yellow flesh covering a large seed and placed in his mouth...
By Death Holy
The ever growing question is answered. How do people really feel about Axe Body Spray?
Article | Updated Sep 7, 2009 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 7
By Kitty James
relationships stink but trying to avoid them does no good...trust me ive tryed. This is about one such time in my life ...ohh about three days ago...where i got tangled up in a very twisted relationship with my best friend and his ex, who is my best girlfriend. Its been really confusing and im...
I hope you enjoy this, I did not want to put booksie in the title cause it draws too much attention and I hoped someone else would write something similar and hey maybe they will, it's just too funny not to. couldn't resist.
Poetry | Updated Sep 27, 2007 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 11
A woman goes NUTS attempting to locate the source of a mind-numbing smell.
Short Story | Updated Jun 26, 2007 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0