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Mr. Bananas, The Hamster

By Razorbladesandciggarettes  (booksie.com)

This is a fun little story that I wrote in like four minutes. It's about an evil hamster who decides to steal his owner's fruit.

Short Story | Updated Mar 25, 2014 | Reads: 40 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Funny,Hamster,Uzi,Kill,Murder,Toaster,Fruit,Evil,Mean,Thief

Jesus Christ Super Toaster

By Forensics  (booksie.com)

Omar Holmon's poetry

Poetry | Updated Mar 22, 2013 | Reads: 202 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Omar,Holmon,Jesus,Christ,Super,Toaster

The Nature Of Consent In Relation To Property

By Davidzeesee  (booksie.com)

This essay is a collection of forum posts I originally wrote in June about the nature of consent in relation to the property associated with it. For example, issuing consent for someone to use your toaster.

Essay | Updated Aug 24, 2011 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: Property,Consent,Toaster,Rights,Freedoms,Gay,Marriage,Equality



By Dancingwithbutterflies  (booksie.com)

Just a random poem about longing. Pretty self explanatory. :D lol. <3 you if u comment!

Poetry | Updated Jun 17, 2010 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 8
Tags: Love,Longing,Heart,Speak,Life,World,Pain,Dream,Path,Cupcakes,Cheese,Toaster,Muffin,Computer,Chocolate,Pudding,Ocean,Chipmunk,Tee,Hee


ToasterPrincess' Song Fic Competition!

By Toasterprincess  (booksie.com)

Contest/competition! A song one.

Novel | Updated Apr 8, 2010 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 16
Tags: Contest,Competition,Song,Fic,Fics,Songfic,Songfics,Toaster,Princess,Toasterprincess,Toasterprincess'

Lost Marbles (Reward If Found)

By Wradkins  (booksie.com)

A ridiculous poem about a crazy person. ENJOY!

Poetry | Updated Jan 13, 2010 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Toaster,Crazy,Funny,Humour,Insane,Wradkins,Silly,Short


The Stolen Detective

By Loraleena  (booksie.com)

Isabelle Warren is bored out of her mind at the Thomas and Edwards' Detective Agency. She hasn't gotten a case in months, and she is randomly bombarded with the case of a stolen toaster. At first she is extremely annoyed and pained by the stupidity of the case, but the crimes start to grow...

Novel | Updated Jan 4, 2009 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Crime,Toaster,Detective,Deception,Mystery

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