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Random First Lines:A series of memoirs regarding my short but bitter-sweet thirteen years on Earth. May have sexual and religious references, along with a lot of... » Read
A poem about -- you guessed it -- suicidal tendencies
Everyone needs to poke fun at themselves once in a while. So what better way to make gun of myself than a humorous exaggeration of my vertical limitation.
Standing on a vertical staircase from birth to death is tiring. Can we change this?
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