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Jesus And His Old Lady

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.

Essay | Updated Sep 27, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Jesus,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Married,Humor,Comedy,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Vs,Santa

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Blackhawk Mines Reviews:PopCap Fires Plants Vs Zombies Creator; Announces Game Sequel

By Herlydermsman  (booksie.com)

PopCap has two important announcements this week: a sequel for its most popular game and staff layoffs. It has announced the Plants vs. Zombies 2 launch will be on the spring of 2013 and promised new stuff in the game where you combat a horde of zombies by planting stuff.

Article | Updated Sep 18, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Blackhawk,Mines,B06n,Black,Hawk,Reviews Blackhawk,Reviews Online,Games Plants,Vs,Zoombies

The Secret Wars: Korplem Vs Pennywise

By Cocokrieger  (booksie.com)

It's a chilling face off in a short story about a detective, Marty, trying to escape his former life in a town in the Midwest. He moved to Derry, Maine, thinking he could escape the recent span of murders in his former town. With a new life, he thinks that he had escaped, but only to find a...

Novel | Updated Sep 12, 2012 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: The,Secret,Wars,Korplem,Vs,Pennywise,It,Dead,One,Demetri

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Bestiality And Ewe

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your hands off the...

Essay | Updated Sep 4, 2012 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Bestiality,Humor,Animal,Sex,Funny,Story,Zoophile,Comedy,Sick,Bastards,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Crack Down On Pussy Riot

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work.

Essay | Updated Aug 19, 2012 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Pussy,Riot,Russian,Punk,Band,Feminist,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Peeing On People

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Does it piss you off to be peed on? And I’m talking in the literal sense, with actual urine flow—not in the figurative sense of the bad water we all wade through, just living life. Some may be into it—but for most people, if they haven’t asked for a golden shower, I...

Essay | Updated Aug 11, 2012 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: Peeing,On,People,Public,Urination,Bar,Story,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Really? He Put Fireworks In His Ass?

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Have you heard the one about the guy who shot the fireworks out of his ass? Sounds like someone’s been to too many KISS concerts.

Essay | Updated Aug 4, 2012 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Fireworks,In,Ass,Kiss,Concerts,Funny,Humor,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

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Put A Condom On My Olympics

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Put a condom on my Olympics … it’s time for another round of the quadrennial summer games. And it’s looking to be a hot one in London.

Essay | Updated Jul 27, 2012 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: Sex,Olympics,Condoms,150000,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Jesus,Vs,Santa

Jesus Vs. Santa By Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

Signed books available from Cock and Bull Publishing LLC.

Book | Updated Jul 18, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Christ,Mary,Magdalene,Claus,Mrs,Humor,Book

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Mary Magdalene Interview

By Harlowe Pilgrim  (booksie.com)

The author Harlowe Pilgrim interviews Mary Magdalene - also known as Mrs. Jesus Christ.

Essay | Updated Jul 16, 2012 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: Jesus,Vs,Santa,Harlowe,Pilgrim,Mary,Magdalene,Christ,Claus,Mrs,Adult,Humor,Funny,Sex,Religion,Party,Nudity,Hot,Redhead

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Better Watch Your Back

By Jethro  (booksie.com)

STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING! Viewer discretion is advised. Poem inspired by the Freelancers of Red Vs Blue.

Poetry | Updated Jun 12, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Project,Freelancer,Red,Vs,Blue,Gamer,Halo,Rooster,Teeth,Tex,Washington

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Sleepy Towns

By Londonblakely  (booksie.com)

This story is more of a biography, if you will. I have always struggled to survive in modern urban society, I find it a grey, daunting and scary place – of which it is and can be. But, I tried to illustrate in this short cluster of words, how even though urban life is hard, tough and...

Miscellaneous | Updated Jun 5, 2012 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: Urban,Life,Hope,Nature,Man,Vs,Earth,Grey,Sun,Dream,Poem,Alternative,Fiction,Short,Flash

-Blood Ties-

By Robyn Center  (booksie.com)

In an unstable world of magic ten creatures hold fate in their hands. One is cursed and wants revenge. Every third generation of boys born to the Royal bloodline he can return to the world. The magic creature have only three laws: 1 they cannot kill their host; 2 they can only make their...

Novel | Updated Jun 4, 2012 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Adventure,Fantasy,Romance,Good,Vs,Evil,Magic,Elves,Blood,Ties

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God's Warriors

By Mistressfantasy  (booksie.com)

There is blade against silver blade, evil blood spilling and mixing with good blood, and light charging into the darkest of places in the name of the Lord. Of course, we do not see this. An endless battle between God's Angels and the Devil's Slaves is going on all around us and, yet, we can not...

Novel | Updated Jun 4, 2012 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 4
Tags: God's,Warriors,Faith,Religion,Demons,Angels,Church,Missionaries,Fantasy,Good,Vs,Evil,Cross,War,Love,Challenges,Prayer,Relationships,Etc.

Chaos - Book-1

By Cody Standingwater  (booksie.com)

I made this because it wouldn't let me add the second chapter on the other novel.

Novel | Updated May 27, 2012 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: Medieval,Love,War,Good,Vs,Evil,Adventure,Fantasy,Action


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