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Random First Lines:Pip is an elf who dreams of becoming a forest Detective. Conker Forest has never had any need for a Detective as nothing mysterious has ever taken... » Read
By Harlowe Pilgrim
Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down?
This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)â€”who canâ€™t seem to keep your hands off the...