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Country: United Kingdom
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Favorite book: The Sword Art Online Series.
Member Since: Jan 31, 2013

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theworldsworstswordsman

Im all grown up now

Short Story by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Jan 23, 2014
Something I wrote whilst listening to Ludo's 'Morning in...
Tags:poetry, depression, sad, suicide, heartbreak, memoir, sadness, bittersweet, cute, first person, ludo

theworldsworstswordsman

Knock before entering

Short Story by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Sep 4, 2013
Whilst I was stil in Performing arts, my friends...
Tags:horror, humour, alcohol, shooting, witty, robbery, punchline

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The Puppeteer

Short Story by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Sep 4, 2013
This was A piece I wrote for my media interview, when...
Tags:philosophy, deep, metaphysical, ponder, meta, puppeteer, theworldsworstswordsman, mindbend

Exerts from the zombie apocolypse

Novel by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
When the apocalypse happened, it was those who were...
Tags:horror, romance, suicide, murder, friendship, apocalypse, zombies, tragedy, chaos

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I stand here at the end of days

Poem by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Feb 3, 2014
Something I wrote at 1am whilst listening to sad Piano...

Fake suicide

Poem by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Jan 23, 2014
A short poem/lyric's I wrote because I was feeling crappy.

Im all grown up now

Short Story by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Jan 23, 2014
Something I wrote whilst listening to Ludo's 'Morning in...

The Pythagoras Clock

Novel by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Sep 4, 2013
"I remember thinking at the time it was going to be a...

Knock before entering

Short Story by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Sep 4, 2013
Whilst I was stil in Performing arts, my friends...

The Puppeteer

Short Story by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Sep 4, 2013
This was A piece I wrote for my media interview, when...

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Novel by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
This is the story of how two people, separated by an...

How to do a Haiku

Poem by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
A short but sweet Haiku. Well I mean, all Haiku's are...

Exerts from the zombie apocolypse

Novel by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Feb 1, 2013
When the apocalypse happened, it was those who were...

Living Fantasy

Novel by theworldsworstswordsman
Posted: Jan 31, 2013
Living Fantasy. The legendary rare RPG that sent game...



So I wrote my last description when I was a bit of a inexperienced moron so I thought i'd change that. Don't get me wrong, i'm still an inexperienced moron, but at least i'm not using garish colours. 

My name is Oliver. British, 17, and sometimes seen with a stupid hat. I live to make people either laugh, or cry, cry with laughter or enter hysteric's because they were crying so hard. I dream to one day actually have people read my stuff and say 'hey this shit isn't bad.'. 

Most of my stuff is either comedy or somewhat depressing, depending on the mood i'm in whilst I write it and whatever comes on when I put my music on shuffle. I have about 1001 ideas for things that would be absolutlely amazing and well loved worldwide if put into the right hands, but alas, they got stuck in my noggin. 

Check out my stuff if you want. Some of it I wrote when I was kinda shitty, but there's some good jokes. Some of it might actually make you feel something, in which case please let me know because to know that ive made at least one person feel some semblence of emotion from something I wrote will probably be enough to get me through the week. 

So sit back, get a coffee or high or something, whatever you do when you're about to read i dunno. I'm not here to judge. 

I'm here to write. 

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