Once upon a time, in a town not unlike your own...
There lived a dashing young hero. He was brave, strong, and handsome to boot. He had a variety of interests, including fencing, dancing, and general courtship, which all combined to make him the perfect prince charming. The young hero was loved and renowned through the entire land...Well, apart from by the town fool, who liked the oddest and most obscure things, such as a mysterious 'comic' written on what we can only guess from his description a spiders web which is spun world wide, had an unhealthy obsession with the performer Nicolas Cage, a mysterious unknown minstrel group called 'Ludo', and Japanese animation, peticularly one called 'Sword Art Online' He was also one who frequently admired the worst of films to ever grace a motion picture device. He also occasionally wrote stories to entertain the general populous.Not much has come of this.
Guess who I am.

(Please note this use of comic sans is for PURLY IROINC reasons. I do not use it seriously so please do not judge based on this use of the forbidden font.)