hey ppl. my name is joel. im not a writer, because i am not good at writing, never have been, and never will be. so dont expect any publishings. i am simplly on here for two or maybe three reasons. i want to read other ppls stuff, my friend is always talking about this bloody website so i decided id join, and maybe i could meet new ppl.

so yeah, dont expect anything from me, but u never know.

and for any1 that wants to stalk me, or just be my friend, my myspace is myspace.com/vampirelord1991

what we see may be attractive, but what we can not see; that is what makes something beautiful

~THE BASICS~   hiya!!!!!!

Name:   joel

Nickname: fred-billybob-jojo-fred

Birthplace:  j-ville aka: freak-ville

Current Location:   see birthplace (i have lived elsewhere, just moved backs to florida)

Eye Colour:  black jk hazel

Hair Colour:  black jk burgandy

Height:  5'9 5'10 ish

Weight:  120 lbs

Piercing:  none taht you need to kno... jk none ^^

Tattoos:  none

Boyfriend/Girlfriend:  unfortunately, no

Vehicle:  whell i got a bike in my garage, but the chain fell off ^^

Overused Phrase:  idk...

~FAVORITES~  yay!!

Food:  food.

Pub/Disc/Restaurant:  anywhere japanese

Candy:  dark chocolate ♥

Number:  123456789012345678901234567890

Colour:  black then black then black

Animal:  kitties or bunnies =^.^=

Drink:  monster

Body Part on Opposite sex:  idc

Perfume: idk

TV Show:  death note

Music Album:  fallen by evanescence. there will never be a better cd.

Movie:  idk, i like the gladatior, monty pyton and the holy grail, and v for vendetta

Actor/Actress:  idc

~This or That~

Pepsi or Coke:  monster

McDonalds or Burger King:  bk

Chocolate or Vanilla:  chocolate

Hot Chocolate or Coffee:  coffee with hot chocolate in it (good stuff)

Kiss or Hug:  any pda is appreceated so i dont really care

Dog or Cat:  cat

Rap or Punk:  METAL!!!!! and tech.

Summer or Winter:  winter

Scary Movies or Funny Movies:  either as long as my friends r there

Love or Money:  love, but i'll make sure to fall for a rich girl. ^^ jk def love. money can go away. love is forever.

~YOUR~

Most Missed Memory:  this girl, muffin, i miss her. we have a lot of fun together (lol when i typed this out, i left out "of fun" good thing i proof read) ^^

Best physical feature:  nothing is really jumping out at me

First Thought Waking Up:  "time for work already?! CRAP!!!"

Ambition:  live after jumping off the empire state building (or die trying) XD jk

Best Friends:  john, and a few others who have requested i not post their names on the internet.

Weakness:  love

Fears:  love

Longest relationship:  bout  a month (it would prolly still be going on, but i moved away... *tear*)

~HAVE YOU~

Cheated Your Partner:  lol no. im lucky to get one person to like me.

Ever been beaten up:  well i got a black eye. does that count

Ever beaten someone up:  well i busted his nose and nuts. does that count

Ever Shoplifted:  im a good kid. no.

Ever Skinny Dipped:  yeah, with ur mom. lol

Ever Kissed Opposite sex:  noooo... <.<

Been Dumped Lately:  dumped no. turned down, yes.

~IN A GUY/GAL~

Favourite Hair Colour:  brown

Short or Long:  med length

Height:  bout 5'6

Style:  wtf does this mean?

Looks or Personality:  insane!!!!!

Hot or Cute:  beautiful. hot and cute can go away. a "hot" girl could get in a fire and be badly burned. a "cute" girl could shave her head. but if your "beautiful,"  ur stuck with that.

Muscular or Really Skinny:  id prefer skinny. but not really skinny

~RANDOMS~

What country do you want to Visit:  Japan

How do you want to Die:  well ive always wanted to fly an airplane into a building... jkjkjk. idk a normal death wouldnt suit me though.

Been to the Mall Lately:  yeah, today

Get along with your Parents:  yep

Health Freak:  heck no

Do you think your Attractive:  i think thats called "vain" ^^

Believe in Yourself:  not usually

Want to go to College:  fccj!! w00t!

Do you Smoke:  never

Do you Drink:  no

Been in deep crap:  yeah, i went running through a cow field once...

Been in Love:  love is a very vauge term, ive been in as much "love" as a 17 year old guy can be.

Do you Sing:  try anyway

Want to get Married:  one day

Do you want Children:  tahts up to her...

Ever embarrassed yourself to get his/her’s attention:  who's???? i dont ever feel embarrassment. emotion is for the weak. ^^

Hate anyone:  nope ^^-