How To Be My Best Friend

1. You must be fun
2. You can't be boring
3. You can't be related to Tonya in any way shape or form
4. You must have bad luck when your near me
5. You must know what 2+2 is AND IT IS NOT 4
6. You will run for your life if you see a Tonya
7. You will get frappacinos for me for Christmas :)
8. You will plant C4 inside my room and blame Pucker
9. You will blame me for something you did
10. I will blame you for something I did
11. I will accidentally get your finger caught in the door on the labor day parade
12. You gotta say "I win" on anything that I fuck up [in a good way] on

MOST IMPORTANTLY

YOU MUST BE MICHAEL TAYLOR

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