Ways to reject a girl
One, be silent:
Don’t reply
No comment
Not a word
No message sent.
Two, be condescending:
Be patronising
You’re the boss
You’re arrogant
She’s the loss.
Three, be direct:
Tell her straight:
Don’t contact me ever again.
Everyone knows
She’s a royal pain.
Four, use a short story:
Hero leaves the heroine
For a better option.
Drug her into an eternal abyss
With a special fairy potion.
Five, write a goofy rhyme:
Syncopated especially
For you to show
She’s not at your level
She’s far too low.
Six, post a definitive poem:
With the very simple words:
Go to hell;
Because you know
She’ll fit in well.
Your message will be clear,
Any which way my dear:
Do you hereby reject her?
I do!
Go to eternal torture
That’s the place for you!
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