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Ways to reject a girl

Poetry By: Shannan Browne
True confessions

This is a poem showing a different perspective... as we all have so many facets to us as humans being. Much harsher than 'normal' for my posts

Submitted:Sep 10, 2012    Reads: 33    Comments: 4    Likes: 0   

Ways to reject a girl

One, be silent:

Don't reply

No comment

Not a word

No message sent.

Two, be condescending:

Be patronising

You're the boss

You're arrogant

She's the loss.

Three, be direct:

Tell her straight:

Don't contact me ever again.

Everyone knows

She's a royal pain.

Four, use a short story:

Hero leaves the heroine

For a better option.

Drug her into an eternal abyss

With a special fairy potion.

Five, write a goofy rhyme:

Syncopated especially

For you to show

She's not at your level

She's far too low.

Six, post a definitive poem:

With the very simple words:

Go to hell;

Because you know

She'll fit in well.

Your message will be clear,

Any which way my dear:

Do you hereby reject her?

I do!

Go to eternal torture

That's the place for you!


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