Dec 1, 2010
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter

Dec 1, 2010
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning “Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Anonymous

Nov 1, 2010
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”-Oscar Wilde

Oct 12, 2010
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown

Sep 26, 2010
"You can't hate the night/if you've lived your whole life without light/you can't hate the dish/If you've only ever eaten fish/And you can't feel alone/if it's all you've ever known..."--John Green, 'Deep Sea Angler Fish Song'

Sep 17, 2010
Chinese proverb An army of a thousand is easy to find, but, ah, how difficult to find a general.

Aug 29, 2010
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Caskie Stinnett

Jul 5, 2010
“Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.”--Albert Einstein “Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.”--Martin Luther King, Jr. “Better to starve free than be a fat slave”---Aesop quotes Happy belated fourth, everybody! *<;P

Jun 24, 2010
"What good are shadows if cityfolk start looking in them?" ---Bloodhound, Tamora Pierce

Jun 11, 2010
“Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.” P. J. O'Rourke

Jun 6, 2010
"If hate is such a strong word, then why do we toss around love like it's nothing?" Anonymous (All the best ones are) “I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.”-Ron White

May 31, 2010
Random Quote: "Coffee! You can sleep when you're dead!" -sign i saw at the fair

May 19, 2010
"Love isn't blind, It's retarded." --Charlie Harper, Two and a Half Men

May 17, 2010
"Don't tell me you love me unless you mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it." -Unknown

Apr 10, 2010
Me and my friend shawni just found a lost doggy! She is a puppy, probably not even six months. She looks like a cross between a chocolate lab and a schnouzer, she's got an even brown color and shaggy long fur on her paws and nose like a schnouzer, with the rest short like a lab. She's really sweet, and we've called her Chocolate, or Choco, or Cocoa for short. We are gonna try to find the owner, cause shawni's dad says she's not a mix but a purebred of something and she's valuable, but hopefully dad says we can keep her!^^

Apr 4, 2010
my brother is being an ass-munch. "Friends are gods way of apologizing about your family." ----Unknown

Apr 3, 2010
"Make something idiot-proof and the world will make a better idiot." --My Friend's Dad

Apr 1, 2010
* The maple syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie----I--- APRIL FOOL! - Myra Cohn Livingston * You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961 * It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France (1844 - 1924) "A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes." [--Robert Frost--] "Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools." [--Gene Brown--] "Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit." [--Josh Billings--] Happy April Fools! *<:P

Mar 17, 2010
sAINt patricks day!!!!! Let the physical abuse begin >:P

Mar 15, 2010
Yay! I got the CD Almost Alice and the songs are AWESOME!!!! :P It's about time, too. I haven't had good music in my computer since...... come to think of it, i've never had good music on my computer. Hmmm. rarr. Tomorrow i'm going to see the movie in 3D too!! Yay! XP!!

Mar 3, 2010
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -Mohandas Gandhi I love this quote :)

Mar 3, 2010
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?" Annie Dillard

Mar 1, 2010
PS: sorry about missing the last two months. I'll post two more quotes + saint patricks day quotes. :P

Mar 1, 2010
"You've got enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life-Unknown

Dec 19, 2009
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts" -Albert Einstein, Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton

Nov 7, 2009
Random qoute: "So you're only awful to people who don't have problems. Good to know."-the Answer Man

Nov 5, 2009
ATTENTION EVERYBODY! MY NEW FAVORITE BAND IS OWL CITY!!! just thought you should know :P November quote: "You know there ain't no rest for the wicked, Money don't grow on trees, We got bills to pay We got mouths to feed Ain't nothing in this world for free. We can't slow down, We can't hold back Though you know we wish we could. You know there ain't no rest for the wicked, Until we close our eyes for good.-Ain't No Rest For the Wicked, by Cage the Elephant

Oct 2, 2009
"They whetted their teeth against the stones, And then they picked the Bishop's bones; They gnawed the flesh from every limb, For they were sent to punish him." -Old poem about Mauseturm, Mouse Tower. (old story)

Sep 21, 2009
Yesterday was my Birth Day! I am listening to 3OH!3 right now :P

Sep 16, 2009
I'm eating sour gummy worms!

Sep 4, 2009
If my docoter told me I olny had six mintues to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. -Isaac Asimov

Aug 24, 2009
'Water, water, everywhere; and all the boards did shrink; Watter, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink." -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Jul 10, 2009
"You speak of giving up my dreams. Have you ever, since Maeve's coven split, had a dream? Have you ever had anything worth dying for?" — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes (Snakecharm)

Jun 26, 2009
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies. And if they catch you they will kill you, but they will have to catch you first." -Watership Down

May 7, 2009
Hey everybody. School's almost over and i need to work on some last minute assignments, so i won't be on in a while. Also, i might go to summer school, so I'm not sure how much time i'll have, but once i get to summer vacation, i'll post a few more chaps. of reality with Black Cat. May quote: Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. ~Russel Baker It's okay now, but pretty soon it's gonna be 101 in Chico! I'm enjoying 80 while i can! :P

Apr 24, 2009
Hey everybody. Sorry i haven't really been on the last two weeks, school's almost out and then i'll be on more. I also know i haven't been writing a lot of Reality With Black Cat, but i just haven't felt like it. Sorry, and i'll try to keep up. :P -Werewulf14

Apr 1, 2009
April quote: As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Mar 15, 2009
Saint PAtricks day Irish Quotes: "My favorite optimist was an American who jumped off the Empire State Building, and as he passed the 42nd floor, the window washers heard him say, 'So Far, so good.'" - John McGahern, Leitrim author who wrote "The Barracks" and five other novels "No sir, just us Irish." - Railroad barons in "Dodge City," Warner Bros., 1939 "I am a drinker with a writing problem." - Brendan Behan "You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer." - Hal Roach "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." - Oliver Herford "The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad." - G.K. Chesterton "It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's simply that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody." - Brendan Behan

Mar 12, 2009
March quote: "Love like you have never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, and work like you don't need money."

Feb 5, 2009
Fine. Feb. quote: "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy

Jan 24, 2009
Okay, from now on i am going to have a quote of the month. This is because i'm too lazy to make more news constantly. This months qoute of the month is: "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -Carl Zwanzig Haha, this is one of my all-time favorite quotes^^

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