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Tags:satire, life, movies, funny, irony, imitation

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My real name is Jason. I'm 27 years old. Employment: the epitome of mediocrity.

Education: Masters degree in Pretentiousness from the Sycophantic School of Snobbery.

Religious views: blasphemous.

Political Views: grossly inappropriate.

Ethnicity: painfully white.

Heritage: Lost to the homologizing woes of modernity.

Social Status: omnipotent.



I am a hopeless romantic, a shameless dreamer; I may express a certain latent cynicism however my realistic side leans indelibly towards optimism.

Were I born to an earlier era I would have been there to embark upon the quest to the new world; I would have volunteered for the Great Crusade and I

would have stood my ground on the frontlines of any and all revolutions, such is the adventurous heart that resides innately within me. I see proud peaks and aspire to

their lofty heights, I ascribe to the prescription of no dogma, I question every orthodoxy and challenge every convention; I want to clash with the status quo if only for the

sake of upholding the human spirit of defiance within us all. Given to introversion, I am philosophically bound to a sort of misanthropthy although this is in direct

contradiction to my personal comportment which is more often affected with an aspect of compassionate empathy and sympathetic understanding. At times I am tacit, though, when

I do express my careful opinion, people usually harken well, as I may speak little but I speak well.


Reading requests are always open, however, I tend to be a literary snob so I'm really only interested in unique and innovative creative writings

and as such I am not particularly fond of fan-fiction or any generic regurgitation of popular genre trends i.e. vampirism, werewolves et cetera.


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