Well, things have certainly changed. I started this when I was fourteen and have so for years now have disregaurded it completely. I checked into it to see what sort of writer I was when I was younger, and I discovered soemthging absoluetly hillarious, in a you know, terribly morbid way. I was a terrible writer. I can admit it. I do it now. The stories I wrote were mary-sue fantasies and badly written ones at that. Anyone who told me differently lied or was far to nice. So I write this now, a plea into the empty air, I throw it into cyber space. Please...

Anyone who knows how to delete stories or entire accounts, please tell me.

 I had an absolute dreadful time trying to find a way to delte the evidence of my "youthful days". and would appreciate the assistance. Until someone does I will continue to write on here. Read it if you have the time. And of course I'd be incredibly interested in reading your work as well. Comment on my page if you want me too. Until I have any other news or pleas, this is it I', afraid. fare thee well.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intentions of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch  said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing                                 

92% of teens are ''Bringing sexy back'' put this in your profile if you're one of the 8% who's sexy never left.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two comments on your story, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think those stupid kids should just give the poor trix rabbit some trix copy and paste this on ur profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profilE

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

My last word? "MY picture is not "cute"

I am not "cute"

I am fucking awesome!